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Carrie-Ann Campbell

Inside me, there's a thin woman crying to get out... but what the hell, I just shut the bitch up with cookies.

8/2/08 | me too! | Reply

Carrie-Ann Campbell
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  • Female, 24, Luv 46
  • from Ummm... Forres/Aberdeen?
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 3,112
  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 4/12/10
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About Me

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The definition of courage: Two cannibals giving each other blow jobs.
Me, Myself, and I
Some say I am really a robot, and my fuel is cheese.
Some may say I have the strength of twenty Russian pie eating contenders.
Some say I am really seventy stone, I just wear a very very very good corset.
Some believe that Natalya McElhone is my good twin, and I am the evil one.
I was raised by wolves at the foot of Mount Voodleflooby, and my real name is the Snufflewuffugus.
Some people have said that I have an IQ of 82, and I live in a redwood tree.
I have a husband living in Sweden and two of my exes are trying it on behind their boyfriends backs (ssssshhhhh!)
I have an overwhelming phobia of monkeys and Nissan Cherry's.
Worst of all- some people believe I was born in Forres.

I am... the Midget.
Music
Manic Street Preachers, Prodigy (LOVE Warrior Dance!!) Killers, Greenday, The Who, Stereophonics, Muse, Kaiser Chiefs and Sno Patrol, Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, Elvis (who will always be cool.) And I know I have a fan video from YouTube and it's sad, but THC are awesome, and ignore the video!!! Can't find their actual album Adagio anywhere. :(
Films
Hmmm, American Beauty, Gladiator, Blackadder, Terminator 2, Never Been Kissed, Iron Man, Die Hard 3 and 4, Last Boy Scout, Prison Break!!! Pan's Labyrinth, and I KNOW I am taking a risk by admitting this on the Internet-- Lolita, Adrian Lynne. It's a beautiful film.
Sports
I RUN LIKE A GIRL!! I RUN LIKE A GIRL!!!!! Gymnastics, football, rugby, kick boxing. Swimming, badminton, tennis and the multi gym. Road running. Bit of squash. Dancing. Watching these things, obviously. Love the funny wrestling outfits.
Scared Of
MONKEYS!!!! Evil hairy little bastards. Viruses (Outbreak. Sheesh!), spiders and deep dark cold water. Wasps, bees and all things that sting... and scary movies. Why do I keep buying them??
Happiest When
Dancing like an idiot in the street, in bed, at gym, at parties, drinking, being cuddled, long reflective walks across the beach(get me; I'm mature!), reading, watching badly dubbed martial arts films in bed, telling stupid jokes (particularly puns) and eating cookie dough ice cream out the tub.
Things I Hate... well, dislike.
Hypocrites, Paris Hilton, sunburn, 'non-streak' fake tan that streaks, insects, users, beautiful girls who are also nice (merely for jealous reasons) attention seekers... and best of all... the guys who keep going on about how much they LOVE their girlfriends then promptly stick their tongue down your throat and try to get you into bed.
Carrie-Annisms-- (It's a word!!!)
"When I get stoned, everything looks 3-D"

"Where does the Loch Ness Monster live? Loch Lomond"

"Air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records?? If they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?!"

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
"Look! That seagull has webbed feet!"

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    • Yes or No (taken from Jo's bebo!)

      Taken a picture completely naked? yes

      Made out with someone on your top 16? oh God, yes

      Danced in front of your mirror naked? yes

      Told a lie? yes

      Eaten chicken popcorn ? no

      Ever had a one night stand? yes... no... maybe not... okay, no.

      Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Y-E-S!!!

      Been arrested? no

      Made out with someone of the same sex? yes

      Seen someone die? no

      Slept in until 5pm? um... 4.56?

      Had sex at work? Ah... text sex?

      Fallen asleep at work/school? yes

      Held a snake? yes- I assume this is not a euphemism

      Ran a red light? no

      Been suspended from school? nope

      Totaled a car in an accident? It wasn't totalled, but I hit three lamp posts, knocked off a side mirror, caved in the right side and bust two tires. (Kidding!)

      Pole danced? Attempted. Fell flat on face. Boyfriend laughed at me. Yes.

      Been fired from a job? nope.

      Sang karaoke? yes. a memory i would rather forget. Karma karma karma karma...

      Done something/one you told yourself you wouldn't? someone, yes.

      Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes

      Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

      Sang in the shower? yes

      Gave your private parts a nickname? NO! men who do that are weird

      Ever gone to school/work without underwear? yes

      Sat on a roof top? no

      Played chicken? can't remember.

      Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no

      Broken a bone? no

      Mooned/flashed someone? yes

      Shaved your head? no

      Slept naked? yes

      Played a prank on someone? yes

      Had a gym membership? yes

      Felt like killing someone? yes

      Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes

      Had sex more than 10 times in one day? no. Am I missing out here?!

      Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no

      Been in a band? no

      Subscribed to Maxim? no

      Shot a gun? yes

      Shot a bow and arrow? yes

      Played strip poker? no. strip cheat count?

      Tripped on mushrooms? no

      Donated Blood? no

      Video taped yourself having sex? no

      Eaten alligator meat? no

      Ever jump out of an airplane? no

      Have you been to more than 10 countries? no

      1 Comment 323 weeks

    • From Steph's profile- sent by Taylor!!!

      x-*song for the laydees*-x At first I was afraid, I was petrified
      When you said you had 10 inches
      Lord I almost died,
      But I spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
      That I grew strong and i knew i could take you on.

      But there you are, another lie,
      I was ready for a bic mac and you brought me a french fry,
      I should have known that it was bullshit,
      Just a sad pathetic dream,
      I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

      Go on now go, walk out the door,
      don't promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
      weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
      don't you know were only joking when we say size doesn't count

      I will survive, I will survive,
      cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive,
      I will always have good sex with a handful of latex
      I will survive,
      I will survive...
      Hey hey.

      I took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
      when i saw your little weiner standing short and proud
      But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
      Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed.

      Go on now go, walk out the door,
      don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
      weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out

      I will survive, I will survive,
      cos as long as i have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive
      I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
      I will survive,
      I will survive...
      Hey hey.</b>

      0 Comments 346 weeks

    • Computing prelim

      hang on... if a computing question says
      "data standards are used for storing data while it is being transferred; what is a data standard used for?"
      how du answer it?!
      my prelim had that in it, bettn i failed it!
      im so bored and am missing u too ben... hope ur family weren't too freaked out by me! soz i cant txt u, u kno i love you
      anyhow, lindz... find an answer 2 t in the park yet?
      spk spoon
      caspa
      xxxxx

      3 Comments 435 weeks

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    • luv Keith Bell

      lol, i duno mums just tend t like me. how u doin anyway? xx

      5/20/09
    • Lee Hughes
      Lee Hughes

      Yeh, my brain hurts so much crap to go through, shoulda gone more lectures lol. Not been up to a lot, been out a few times, done some archery, still amazed iv got loan money left. How bout urself??

      5/20/09
    • Alanna Shaw
      luv Alanna Shaw

      hey there!!!! well i hardly reconised u eh, hehehe well i love my job and i think ur mums nice to, she alwas has a smile on her face,lol Also ur gran always talks to me!!! and not otherss so i eel specail :D hows everythin up ur end goin? xxxxxx

      5/20/09
    • luv Keith Bell

      hey how u doing? im gettin so bad at replyin to things! sorry!!!!!! wotcha bin up to? xxx

      4/20/09
    • Lee Hughes
      Lee Hughes

      boo to you times 2!

      4/4/09
    • Alanna Shaw
      Alanna Shaw

      Hey you.how are you?long time no speak.lol Omg it such a small world eh.fancy talkin to ur mum for almst 2months and not no she ur mum lol xxx

      4/4/09 via Mobile
    • Keith Bell

      i dont think mine is much beter, all but stopped using it if im totally honest. hows ur new flat m8? xx

      3/9/09
    • luv Keith Bell

      hello, im good ta. life is gooooood, busy tho as usual. he got aved? wot did he do? or not do? hows u? xxx

      3/2/09
    • Keith Bell

      boo!!!!!

      2/15/09
    • Mike
      Mike

      i think i suit that hat!!! might have to go and buy one of my own!!! yea theres a few messy pictures in there of a lot of drunk ppl!!!xx

      2/10/09
    • luv Keith Bell

      booooooooooo housie! i hav no idea wot u said either lol. i dont speak getto! lol iv not been up to too much. just chillin with jamie mostly. last work shift tomorrow, yay!1 bring on christmas. sleuth is good, complete mind-fick. n all teh better for it lol. hows things with you? have they calmed down now in ur flat? kisses!!!!! ur friendly neighbourhood non-midget. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      12/21/08
    • Aidan Davidson
      Aidan Davidson

      pretty much don't use this site now. i texted ya for yer e-mail address so i could send them direct but i is still waiting on ya. either way you prefer let me ken n ill get them up or over xx

      11/30/08
    • Lee Hughes
      Lee Hughes

      Brrrraaaappp!! Hows you?! Saw you when was it, on tuesday yes! In uni! Didnt say hi as was half leggiojn in to lecturesm well crawling i was tired anywhoooo hows tricks??!"!

      11/27/08
    • Shaanan Smith

      I finally got the truth out of dan... he wasn't in the shower and he let u read the text lol I was shoppen with dan today and I bought myself a new pair of shoes... jus thought I'd give you some random knowledge :)

      11/26/08