1.Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate.

2.Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.

3.Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

4.When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.

5.Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

6.You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call B*LLSH$T. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400%)

7.If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.

8.The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

9.Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

10.No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.

11.Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

12.Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.

13.Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

14.If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin'.

15.The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

16.A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.

17.When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

18.When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.

19.It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.

20.Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

21.A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

22.If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.

23.Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!", "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!", "Another set and we can hit the showers." " Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"

24.Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

25.If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

26.Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.

27.Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

28.Unlocking a car door for another man is polite. Opening it is gay.

1. Full Name: thomas daniel butcher
2. Nicknames: tom, butcher
3. Birthday: 9th june 1990
4. Place of Birth: Bury st edmunds (wana move out of here asap)
5. Zodiac Sign: gemini
6. Male or Female:male
7. School Year: starting university in september 08
9. Occupation: sainsburys, bury st edmunds
10. Residence: bury st edmunds
11. MSN Screen Name: tom daniel butcher (lol)
12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: quite long, styled
15. Weight: almost 11 stone
16. Height: 6 ft
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: im sposed 2 wear them all the time but dont always
19. Piercings: na
20. Tattoos: mayb wil get 1 at sum point
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: david wood and still is i spose (wot a tit tho! lol)
23. First Award: swimmin certificates woop woop lol
24. First Sport You Joined: football at primary skool
25. First pet: hamster called freddy
26. First Real Vacation: first holiday abroad was 2 spain
27. First Concert: jools holland in newmarket lol
28. First Love: she knows who she is

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: cant choose just 1 (green street, human traffic, armmagedon, bruce almighty)
30. TV programme: without a doubt has to be LOST!!!
31. Colour: blue or silver
32. Rapper: kanye west
33. Band: hadouken
34. Song Right Now: flow rida - low
35. Friends: (wel i cant name all of them but these are the main ones lol) david, dk, jez, bates, nik, josh, dp, carl, rachel, amy, mel, emma, selina plus college crewage n all other ppl iv probly misd lol
36. Sweet: prefer chocolate
37. Sport to Play: basketball
38. Restuarant: fast food is subway lol but real restaurant wud b a chinese probs
39. Favorite brand: topman
40. Store: topman
41. School Subject: media studies
42. Animal: chimpanzee
43. Book: harry potter lol
44. Magazine: maxim, fhm
45. Shoes: reebok classics, converse allstars, nike air forces, vans

___Currently___

46. Feeling: im ok lol
47. Single or Taken?: single atm
48. Have a crush: mehhhhhh
49. Eating: donuts
50. Drinking: milk
51. Typing: this
52. Online?: yea
53. Listening To: paramore - whoa
54. Thinking About: your mum
55. Wanting: her
56. Watching: computer screen!!
57. Wearing: purple boxers, stripy socks, dark blue jeans, black blondie t shirt, sweatband, glasses
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yea definitly
59. Want to be Married? yea i reckon so wen im a lot older tho lol
60. Careers in Mind: career in film industry
61. Where do you want to live: definitly not in bury st edmunds mayb norwich or a big city
62. Car: lotus exige or pimped out hummer h2 lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: not 2 bothered rely but il say brunette
64. Hair length: average length lol
65. Eye color: brown
66. Measurments: 34dd lol
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68: eyes or lips: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: shorter than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing at first
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: inbetweeny
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends on the situation but relationships r beta
76. Sweet or Caring: both surely they mean the same fing lol
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yeaaaa
79. Had Alcohol: obviously lyk evry week lol
80. Smoked: na
81. Ran Away From Home: not yet
82. Broken a bone: never
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: yea
85. Broken Someones Heart: kinda
86. Broke Up With Someone: yea
87. Cried When Someone Died: not yet
88. Cried At School: dont fink so
___Do You Believe In___

89. God: kinda
90. Miracles: till i get 1 then no
91. Love At first sight: yea
92. Ghosts: not til i c one
93. Aliens: yea
94. Soul Mates: yea spose so
95. Heaven: dunno
96. Hell: dunno
97. Angels: naaaa
98. Kissing on The First Date: obviously
99. Horoscopes: yeaaa
___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone Y

Ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
yep

Can you see a phone right now?
YES

What are you listening to?
kanye west - stronger

Where is it coming from?
computer

Last thing you ate?
sainsburys white chocolate

What was the last thing you saw on TV?
big brother - i hate that show so much lol


Who was the last person other than family you saw?
ppl from work

Song stuck in your head?
eminem - welcome 2 detroit

Last movie you went to?
fantastic four 2 - it was crap

Do you have a tan right now?
a bit

Do you dance while getting ready for..
yea sumtyms

What are you wearing?
shorts and fluffy slippers

Do you like techno?
yea its quite good

What is one country you want to go to?
australia

Have you ever made out on a plane?
na

Have you ever jumped up on a stage that a band was playing on?
no n dont rely plan 2 lol

Do you have leadership skills?
well im quite confident but imature also so not rely lol

Have you ever sat on a roof and looked at the stars?
yep

Ever done that while talking on the phone to a girlfriend/boyfriend?
noooooo


Does the song Stairway To Heaven make you sad?
neva heard of it

Do you have alcohol in your room?
yea atm i got 3 budweiser n a random tiny bottle of gin

Do you have any instruments in your room?
na

THE THREE'S

Name 3 schools you went to:
guildhall feoffment, horringer court and kegs

Name 3 things in your purse/wallet
lots of money atm, sum winnin scratch cards n my credit cards

Name 3 things you do when you're really stressed:
av a go at dp or bates or jeremy

Name 3 places you go on a daily basis:
abbey gardens, train station, my kitchen

Name 3 favorite fruits:
banana, grapes, mango

50 things that might not be completely " " but are still pretty darn " RANDOM " about YOU.

1. Where is your mum right now?
in the kitchen

2. Name five things you did today:
1. wen 2 work
2. had a roast dinner
3. wen on computer
4. won £12 on a scratchcard woooooo
5. downloaded loads of music

4. What colour is your watch?
blingin silver lol

5. What kind of phone do you have?
sony ericcson z530i
7. Where does your best friend work?
nowhere hes a bum

9. What do you smell like?
mans scent lmao

10. What color are your eyes?
green

11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill?
y the fuk wud i hav dun???!

12. What colour is your bedroom floor?
greenish

13. Do you have a chair in your room?
i hav 2

14. What are you doing tomorrow?
goin 2 gym then in2 town then 2 work

15. You know anyone who is engaged?
not atm

16. what is your favourite number?
1000

17. Do you know someone named Betsy?
i know sum1 names batesy lol

18. What colour is your mom's hair?
brown

19. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name?
nope

20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
cant remember which ones

21. Do you have a crush?
yea i do

22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
about an hour ago

23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
nooooooooooooo

25. Do you like fire?
yea its cooooooool lol

26. Are you allergic to anything?
na dont fink so

30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
yea had 2

31. Do you like butterflies?
there allrite

32. Do you miss someone right now?
kinda

34. Have you ever seen your school counselor?
no

35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
hell no

36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
u hav 2 make it fun n b happy or els it sux

37. Whats your favorite colour?
silver, white, blue

38. Is anyone jealous of you?
not as far as i know

39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
nope

40. What does your mum call you?
tom

41.What do your friends call you?
butcher, tom

42. What does you hair look like right now?
a mess coz i aint styled it yet

44. Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
yea

46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
straigh