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Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.

09 IS CRACKIN SOPHOMORES IN THE JAWS .. . . . .. . . RUNNING JUNIORS INTO WALLS . . . SENIORS YELLIN "OH SHIT" WHILE SOPHOMORES YELL IN FUCK 06!! 09 IS THA BEST CLASS, SO ALL U OTHAS CAN KISS OUR ASS!

1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress you and himself. Just help him a little bit: like making the first step. Just because we are
men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.

2. WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS - It takes time to take off these kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing:the more time yougot, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got the more satisfied you get.

3. GOING DOWN HALFWAY - Once you start going
down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or
just don't go past the neck at all.

4. CHOCKING HIS CHICKEN - Men feel pain, we are not as tough as you think. No man has a leather
dick. You got to be smooth with the dick. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feelhorny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.

5. LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH - It's just the same as a dog licking a bitches ass.

6. MOANING LIKE A RUNNER THAT NEEDS AIR -
Better moan with style girls cause men love to make
fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try
not to make much noise when you exhale.

7. SCRATCHING HIS BACK - We don't need no
autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the headboard.

8. LETTING YOUR HAIR FALL IN HIS FACE - Men
need air, they breath.

9. JUMPING ON HIPS TOO HARD - A man is not a
horse so please take it easy unless you got a big
booty to take care of the landing.

10. SCREAMING TOO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM - Are you crazy? Do you want us to get caught by your
parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump through
the window butt naked.

11. KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN! - Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But we don't have to be smelling it when you take your panties off. Please warn us if you haven't freshened up. And nobody wants to suck on salty dirty titties. Men aren't the only ones who sweat. And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market either. Make sure your ass is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.

12. MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK - Every man has a certain turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, thats how we like it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet
looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know what i am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to perform good foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking us to suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten with a sledge hammer(ugly)and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes either. We like them soft,pretty, and tasty looking.

13. GIVING HEAD - Don't use your teeth!

14. AFTER SEX BROADCASTING - Don't go bragging to your friends saying that you have us so called "whipped" its not cool at all, especially when his friends are around. If a man is "whipped" he won't
admit it.

15. KEEP IT REAL - When you're at the point of
breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it right. You know damn well we had you climbing the walls and walking on air.