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Natural Hair Color:
[ x] Brown - £100
[ ] Blonde - £50
[ ] Black - £15
[ ] Bald - £5
[ ] Other - £75



Eye Color:
[ X] Brown - £50
[ ] Green - £75
[ ] Blue - £150
[ ] Hazel - £100
[ ] Other - £15



Height:
[ ] Over 7' - £200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - £175
[ ] 5'11" to 6'7" - £150
[X] 5'4" to 5'10" - £45
[ ] Under 5'3 - £45


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - £175
[ ] 46 to 50 - £150
[ ] 41 to 45 - £125
[ ] 31 to 40 - £100
[ ] 26 to 30 - £75
[ ] 21 to 25 - £50
[x] 19 to 20 - £25
[ ] 0 to 18 - £100



Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - £300
[x] First Born - £300
[ ] Only Child - £250
[ ] Second born - £150
[ ] Middle child - £100
[ ] Last Born - £100
[ ] Third born - £100
[ ] Fourth born - £100
[ ] Fifth born - £546
[ ] Sixth born - £215
[ ] Seventh or more born - £776



Drink?
[ ] I did like once - £400
[ ] Only Holidays - £250
[ ] Sometimes - £215
[ ] YES - £200
[X ] only weekends - £300
[ ] Every other day - £50
[ ] Once a day - £15
[ ] I live from the bottle - £Bankrupt£ [[back to £ZERO]]
[ ] No - £600


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - £300
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - £200
[ ] No correction - £100
[ ]Glasses - £500
[ X] contacts - £25
[ ] Surgical correction - £15


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - £300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - £250
[ ] 11 to 12 - £400
[ ] 7 to 10 - £500
[X] Under 7 - £150


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green - £750
[ ] Red - £600
[ ] Black - £100
[ ] Yellow - £475
[ ] Brown - £50
[ ] Purple - £225
[ ] White - £400
[ X] Aqua - £350
[ ] Orange - £300
[ ] Blue - £300
[X ] Pink - £100
[ ] Other - £500



Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - £0
[x] Nope - £1000
[ ] some - £750

Final Total:£2445


"I cost £??? a night"

Thursday night, everything's fine, except you've got that look in your eye
when i'm tellin' a story and you find it boring,
you're thinking of something to say.
You'll go along with it then drop it and humiliate me infront of our friends.

Then i'll use that voice that you find annoyin' and say something like
"yeah, intelligant imput, darlin', why don't you just have another beer then?"

Then you'll call me a bitch
and everyone we're with will be ebarrased,
and i wont give a shit.

My finger tips are holding onto the cracks in our foundation,
and i know that i should let go,
but i can't.
And everytime we fight i know it's not right,
everytime that you're upset and i smile.
i know i should forget, but i can't.

You said I must eat so many lemons
'cause i am so bitter.
I said
"i'd rather be with your friends mate 'cause they are much fitter."

Yes, it was childish and you got agressive,
and i must admit that i was a bit scared,
but it gives me thrills to wind you up.

My finger tips are holding onto the cracks in our foundation,
and i know that i should let go,
but i can't.
And everytime we fight i know it's not right,
everytime that you're upset and i smile.
i know i should forget, but i can't.

Your face is pasty 'cause you've gone and got so wasted, what a suprise.
Don't want to look at your face 'cause it's makin' me sick.
You've gone and got sick on my trainers,
I only got these yesterday.
Oh, my gosh, i cannot be bothered with this.

Well, i'll leave you there 'til the mornin',
and i purposly wont turn the heating on
and dear God, i hope i'm not stuck with this one.

My finger tips are holding onto the cracks in our foundation,
and i know that i should let go,
but i can't.
And everytime we fight i know it's not right,
everytime that you're upset and i smile.
i know i should forget, but i can't.


x2

And everytime we fight i know it's not right,
everytime that you're upset and i smile.
i know i should forget, but i can't.

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.


Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

o dear i owe £435.30!