Alyson Miller Xx
- Me, Myself, and I
- My wee stinky bum Jack is the best - i love him very much xxxxxxxx
gush - will think of you every day babe...sleep tight love you!!! xxxxx
<3 <3 caitlin and lewis are my 2 little angels i love them sooo much!!! <3 <3
My family are the best wouldnt change anything love them all so much <3
My friends are the greatest - you learn over time the ones who think the same of you, dont be fooled by the liars
just call me mary poppins....because im practically perfect in every way
aw dont u just love life
crazy days and even crazier weekends!!! love it !!!
time for a change i think
- The Other Half Of Me
tally wacker :D xx
- love all music...esp rnb
- dirty dancin, pretty woman, beaches, stepmom, step up, finding nemo, shark tale, just like heaven, girl next door, the italian job, sliding doors, cruel intentions, all final destinations....SEX AND THE CITY!!!LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!
- love a bit of barbra workout video and dance class!!
- Scared Of
- alans mum..lol
- losing people you love... will miss him forever - he will never be forgotten xxxx love you gush xxx
- *mum n dad*grame*gordy and jayne*lewis*caitlin*gran*mari
n*vodka*nites out with my girls*nites is*photos*memories*special occasions*maria's baby bump*hugs*kisses*nail polish*fake tan*sun beds*bleach lol*cozy jammies*bubble baths*bed time *BABY ANGELICA - my little star in the making *marilyn monroe*drunken nites with the boys *Joanne*nicole*girly nites out*champagne*dancing dancing dancing*
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1) EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?nope
2) LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? dont go there,its one i want to forget!!!
3) ANY REGRETS? why regret things...regrest just get u down
4) LAST GIFT RECEIVED? erm...prob my leavin present from work but hey its my bday soon...bring on the prezzies
5) EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? my fone spends more time on the ground than in my hand lol
6) ARE YOU IN LOVE? only with myself ofcourse
7) THINGS YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? clothes, make-up, hair stuff and booze....! how sad
LAST FOOD YOU ATE? ice cream...!!!!
9) FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? smile and sense of humour
10) ONE FAVE SONG? the weakness in me
11) WHERE DO YOU LIVE? easterhouse
12) HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED? lochend!
13) CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER? orange
14) LONGEST JOB YOU\'VE EVER HAD? ehhhhhh....casino for nearly 2 years!
15) DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?nope
16) DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE? only when me n michelle decide we hate ceirtain ppl very much lol and asak then to give us there sort code and account number...haha funniest nite ever!!!
17) LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED? gordy and jaynes
1 FIRST PERSON YOU\'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? mum
19) LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH? ask me a real question!! lol
20) FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? probably sub way
21) BIGGEST LIE YOU\'VE HEARD? michelle saying shes a virgin to random guys we meet when in town haha
22) WHERE\'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? pub lunches
23) CAN YOU COOK? sum things
24) WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? michelle drives a ka!!! i drive her mad in it
25) BEST KISSER? that would be telling
26) LAST TIME YOU CRIED? sat nite hungover watching x factor lol
27) MOST DISLIKED FOOD? runny eggs
2 FAVOURITE MOVIE? dirty dancing without a doubt!
29) CAN YOU SING? nope but i fuckin rocked i will survive at halloween ha!!
30) LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? the dieyoungs in box!!!!wooo go boys!!
31) THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? Phone
32) FAVOURITE VACATION SPOT? gran can
33) DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD? yeah
34) IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN? its tidy!
35) LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER? laptop
36) FAVOURITE COMEDIAN? dunno i can never remember there names!
37) SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? with, i hate naked sleepers!!
3 WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? no one...im all on my own
39) DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? nope... its pants!!!
40) HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY POLICE? never
41) DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? no but i wish i did, im always too tired in the mornings
42) HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? anyway apart from runny!!!
43) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? michelle
45) LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST? chelles aunty jane!!
46) WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED? A funny from tony
47) McDONALDS OR BK? McD's
4 NUMBER OF PILLOWS? 2 big ones!
49) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? my cosy jammies and bed socks!!!
50) PICK A LYRIC,ANY LYRIC OR SONG? are you so strong or is the weakness in me
51) CAN YOU SWIM? nope
52) FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? ben n jerrys
53) DO YOU LIKE MAPS? no why would anyone like 'maps'?
54) TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF? ive got the cold just now and my nose is sore
55) EVER ATTENDED A THEME PARTY? not that i recall
56) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? winter
57) LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD? friday nite in mines with emma and michelle
5 WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 6.15 for work
59) BEST THING ABOUT WINTER? christmas time and snow and my bithday
60) LAST TIME COPS GAVE YOU A TICKET? never
61) NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET? fishes
62) DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVER RATED? weird question!
63) WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? watching x factor lol... no other plans yet i dont think!
64) BIRTHDATE? 30th NOVEMBER!!!!.woop woop
65) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? not working tomorro
66) ARE Y
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During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
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