A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger
leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to
a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add
the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your
solution...and pray you dont multiply!


Giving ...head...massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................
85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary........................
..358 cal
Doggy...........................31
6 cal
69 lying.............................
..286 cal
69 standing..........................
...51
2 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real..............................
..112 cal
Faking............................
....3
15 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36
cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the
door.............1942 cal

Before Marriage - - -

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling !

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top !!

1. Name: heavy duty
2. Full Name: Peter Frangie
3. Birthday: 14/12/90
4. Born in: brothel
5. Currently Living: at home
6. Zodiac Sign: sagitarius
7. Male or female: MALE
8. School: OLOL detention centre
9. Occupation: unemployed by day.. hustler by nyt
10. On Bebo or Myspace?: BEBO
12. Hair Colour: fair
13. Hair Length: trimmed at d top den d hektik ratty
14. Eye colour: umm brown i think
19. Piercings: nah used 2 have 1 but gettin it redone next year
20. Tattoos: nope gettin 1 next year
21. Righty or Lefty: RIGHTY

[........Your 'Firsts........]
23. First Award:? havnt got a awardd yet unless u count a fine as a award denn i got a finee in yr 2
24. First Sport You Joined: baseball
25. First pet: worm
26. First Real Vacation: 2 d bakyard
28. First Love: my penis

[........Favourites.........]
29. Movie: scarface, blood in blood out, tokyo drift
30. Tv programme: the drags (when its on) lol
31. Colour: black
32. Rapper: 2pac
34. Song Right Now: Go 2 sleep bitch
35. Friend: chucky ma imaginary friend
37. Sport to Play: u tell me (ladies)
38. Restaurant:..maccas nd kfc kebabs is da 1st 1 lol
39. Favourite brand: NIKE CHAMPION EVERLAST LEBSDALE
40. Store: adult store
41. School Subject: jigin
42. Animal: on a leash in between my legs
43 Book:?? dun read books
44. Magazine: playboy

[...Currently........]
46. jiggin: school
47 Single or Taken? single 2 mingle
48. Have a crush: mayb.. mayb not
49. Eating: kebabs lol
50. Drinking: V n alkii yyumm
51. Typing: no im not wata fukd question
52. Online?: yepo
53. Listening To: music
54. Thinking About: food
55. Wanting To: finish skool
56. Watching: d computa screen
57. Wearing: g-string nd a push-up bra

[..Your Future...]
58. Want Kids? YEP, i want a minimum of 10
59. Want to be married?: yep
60. Careers in Mind: becom a drug lord
61. Where do you want to live: wer ever i feel like
62. Car: maserati mc13
[.....Which is Better With The Opposite Sex....]
63. Hair colour: blonde
64. Hair length: past d shouldas
65. Eye colour: blue
66. Cute or Sexy?: both bro
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Height: shorter den me lol
71. Easy going or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: i dunno
73. Fatty or Skinny: perfect
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: both
76. Sweet or Caring: yehh but im not lol
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: abit of both,
[........Have you ever........]
78. Kissed a Stranger: yep lol
79. Had Alcohol: who hasnt bro
80. Smoked: yea kuzi who hasnt
81. Ran Away From Home: ye but i came bak
82. Broken a bone: yee i did dis hektik bakflip nd landed on ma arm oftttt dat feelt good :|
83. Got an X-ray: YEAH
84. Been with someone: yea
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: ye broke it wif a hammer nd a bat
86. Broke Up With Someone: 2 many to think off
87. Cried When Someone Died: no, unfortunately im heartless
88. Cried At School: ye.. kindyy.. coz d teacha caugth me bangin a student loooooolll
[........Do You Believe In........]
89. God: ye
90. Miracles: YES
91. Love At first site: na i duno
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yep
95. Heaven: Yyeeeee
96. Hell: ye
97. Angels: ye