- Me, Myself, and I
- Spider pig, spider pig,
does watevr a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web
No he cant hes a pig
He is a spider pig...
Who gets stung by a bee and a wasp on each side of their neck in the same week???? O yea dat was me!!!! Thank you wasp for stinging me on the debs night ...vinegar is my new perfume!!!!!
As u no im suzanne, suz, suza, beach watevr u wana cal me...im 18!...
O yay back to school soon...all alone o what will i do?????
Happy Easter... I don't believe in eggs!!
Everybody ...evacuate the building!
Dat how will u die ting is so wrong i no im gona die in a fire on d 27th of sum month sum year!!! dont wory im nt realy morbid!!!
"Hop skip and where the fuck did he go"!
- The Other Half Of Me
"I ain't never seen a horse with 2 rear ends"
- Anything really!!!
- comedys, scary horror stuff
- ?????? wat r dey em rugby, tennis, badminton
- Scared Of
- Rats, car doors, loud noises, spiders, ear-wigs, studying, 1st years (der so small nd skinny!!!)watch out!!! o ye nd scary litle stalkers on buses!!!
- Happiest When
- Talkin wit friends , sleepin, watchin tv
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This is a
poem written by a teenager with cancer.
She wants to see how
many people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass
poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital
It was sent
by a medical doctor
you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
listened to the rain
Slapping on the
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
Time is short.
The music won't
Do you run through each day
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
With the next hundred chores
through your head?
You'd better slow
Don't dance so fast.
The music won't last
Ever told your
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your
Not see his
Let a good friendship die
never had time
To call and say,'Hi'
better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
The music won't last.
When you run so
fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting
When you worry and hurry through your
It is like an unopened gift....
Life is not a race.
Do take it
Hear the music
Before the song is
This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her
dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life
to the fullest, since she never will.
She'll never make it to
prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and they sit down on two stools at the front and the guy says to the barman " two beers please barman", the barman pours them two beers and the giraffe grabs his and drinks it down in one go and then the guy follows suit. The guy then says again "another two beers please barman" and the barman pours two more beers and once again the giraffe sculls his down and the guy does likewise. This goes on for a fair while with the giraffe and the guy sculling beer after beer after beer. The two have had about 17 beers each and then the guy looks over at the giraffe who is starting to wobble on his stool......his wobbling gets worse and worse and eventually he just passes out and falls backwards off the stool onto the floor......the guy looks at him and then gets up off his stool and starts walking out of the bar. The barman then yells at the guy as he is leaving "HEY!...you can't leave that lyin' there" and the guy looks at the giraffe and then replies "that's not a lion that's a giraffe" and walks out.
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10, Limerick Street,
I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read very fast. We are all very well here. You won't recognise the house when you get home because we've moved. It is quite nice and has got a washing machine. I put shirts in it last week, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
Your father's got a really good job now. He's got 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Your sister Mary has had her baby, but I don't know if it's a boy or girl, so I can't tell you whether you're an aunt or an uncle.
Your cousin Pat died last week at the brewery. He fell into a vat of whiskey. A couple of his mates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated on Wednesday, and it took a week to put the fire out. It only rained twice last week; once for a day and once for three days. I've sent you a coat, but it was too heavy for the post, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets.
Your brother Tom is still in the army. He's only been there and they've already made him a court martial.
Your loving mother,
P.S. I was going to enclose £5 but I've already sealed the envelope.
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