1.people who point at der wrist while askin de time....i now wer my watch is pal,where the fuck is yours?do i point at my croch when i ask where de toilet is???

2.people who are willing to get of der arse to search an entire room for de tv remote because they refuse to walk to de tv and change de station manually!!!!

3.when people say 'its always de last place you look' of corse it is. why the fuck would you keep lookin after you've found it? do people do this?who and were are dey?????

4.when people say while watchin a film 'did ya see dat?' no wanker i just paid 8.50 into the cinema and stare at de fuckin floor!!!!

5.people who ask 'can i ask you a question?'. didnt really give me achoice der sunshine did ya???

6.when something is 'new and improved' which is it? if its new then der has nevr been nething b4 it.if its an improvement, then der must hav been sumtin b4 it???!!

7.when people say 'life is short' what the fuck?? life is the longest bloody thing anyone evr fuckin does!! what can ya do dats longer????

8.when u are waitin at de bus stop and sum1 asks 'has th bus cum yet?@if the bus came wud i still be standin here knob head!!!!!

9.people who say things like 'my eyes arnt wot dey used to be!' so wot did dey used to b? ears, a pair of fuckin boots?????

10.people who announce when dey are goin to dey toilet. thanks dats an image i really didnt need!!!!!!!!!

11.mcdonalds staff who pretend dey dont understand u if u dont insert the 'mc' b4 de item u r orderin....it has 2 b a MCchicken burger,just a chicken burger gets blanks looks. well i'll have a MCstraw and jam it in ur MCeye u fuukin tosser!!!!!!!!!!