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Percy Pickles

I just found a small asian man spunking all over a nutty crust under my bunkbeds, i rang the samaritans but hey tried to sell me a 3G phone.

4/15/08 | me too! | Reply

Percy Pickles
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  • Male, 111
  • from Costa Del Ballbeg
  • I am Down for Whatever
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  • Last active: 12/24/11
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i'm like a fine wine, i may taste rotten, but i'll get you drunk and make you shit the bed!
Me, Myself, and I
My name's Percy, and before you ask, the rumours are true, 12 fucking inches! seriously it looks like a boiled python. Life's not great for me at the moment, i'm trying to be hip hop because the kids love that shit nowadays, but for some reason it's not working, `i'm Snoop Dogg, i want to buy you a big steak, get in my van,' but it never works at the park. i said it to a young lad the other day but he didn't seem to know what i was getting at, so i stole his shoes and fucked off. Like most people, you probably think there's something wrong with me, but honestly i've tried the whole old person thing, bingo, Emerdale, crusty arse sex the lot and it's just not for me, i'm a free spirt. I'm so lonely though, i know i know, how can i be single? i'm the Mr motivator of sex! (i wear spandex, stick my arse in the air far more than is necessary, have a pet turtle called Herman Munster and i've been on GMTV) but i am single, and rich, so bebo me, quickly i'm dying!
Music
Jonny Cash, Nat King Cole, DJ Rankin etc.
Films
The Great Escape, Dick Tracy, Put It In Me Or I Cut You Nice 22. etc.
Sports
I like WWE Wrestling, greasy big sweaty fucking men sliding all over each other turns me right fuckin on, i near had a stroke typing this ffs..................YES!!!!!
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Scared Of
young people, loud music, the cold, the voices in my head, the stench of death that fills every oraface of my body.
Happiest When
the medicine kicks in
Saddest When
the medicine wears off and i realise that im not a magical cloud, but a wrinkly oul cunt whose only joy in life is hanging around the kid's playground with a bag of sweeties and a pickaxe handle.
Hobbies
Fighting the shakes

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    if i went to the chicken hairy market i would most definetly buy two dozen scallion bakers in a horse of 4 eighths, if it doesnt like the lozenge it doesnt get the randy bobsleigh carrot roger captain penny sniffle. fuck you everybody goodnight! pig snouts turn me right on. jeffery.

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