So Ryan Giggs Wins His Second European Cup, He Looks In The Trophy And Says The Champions League Is Like A Chocolate Orange. He Said " Its Not Terry's, Its Mine"

Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge?
All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.

Heard about the John Terry tyre?
Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.

John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.

Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."

Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000, won nothing won nothing won nothing.

And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.

JTs vodka: Made in England, bottled in Moscow, and it only takes one shot to make your legs go.

Whats big and blue and goes beep, beep beep? The Chelsea open top bus reversing back into the garage.

I hear they're ploughing up Stamford bridge next year and planting spuds so the players will something to lift at the end of the season.

Police this morning reported to Avram Grant that there had been a break in at the Bridge. Avram said "was there any cups stolen" "no Sir" the policeman replied "They didnt make it to the kitchen"

(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight
(3) Single?: No
(4) Want to be?: Not bothered
(5) Your birth day: 25 August
(6) Age You Wish You Was: ...Older
(7) Your height: 5'5 I think
(9) The color of your eyes: brown
(10) The color of your hair: black
(11) Piercings?: left ear
(12) Tattoos?: None yet
D O Y O U . . .
(13) Smoke? Nope
(14) Do drugs? Nope
(15) Read the newspaper?: Yeah the footie bit
16) Pray?: Not really
(17) Talk to strangers?: Noo but they like speaking to me
(1 Take walks in the rain?: I try not to, but I did last night
(19) Drive?: When I get the chance
(20) Like to drive fast?: Yahh
H A V E Y O U E V E R . .
(21) Hurt yourself?: Yup
(22) Been out of the country?: Loadsa times
(23) Been in love?: Nope
(24) Done drugs?: Nope
(25) Gone skinny dipping?: Yeahhhhh (6) Wicked
(26) Had a surgery?: Well...an operation
(27) Ran away from home?: Nope
(2 Played strip poker?: Nope
(29) Gotten beaten up?: Nope
(30) Been picked on?: Sorta
(31) Been on stage?: Yeah Star in tha making
(32) Slept outdoors?: :S Not that I remember
(33) Had a best friend? Yeah
(34) Pulled an all-nighter?: Yup
(35) If yes, what is your record?: 7 am (A)
(36) Talked on the phone all night?: Yeah more and less
(37) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yup
(3 Slept all day? Nope
(39) Killed someone?: Nope
(40) Made out with a stranger?: Nope
(41) Had sex with a stranger?: Pfffft hell noo
(42) Kissed the same sex?: I've kissed my baby brother (Y)
(43) Done anything sexual with the same sex? :S Nooo wayyy
(44) Been betrayed?: Yeah
(45) Broken the law?: Yeah
(46) Met a famous person?: Yessss Many footballers
(47) Been on radio/TV: Yeah I've been on TV about 3 times and I've been in a film
(4 Been in a mosh-pit?: Nope
(49) Had a nervous breakdown?: Nope
(50) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: Nope
51) Had a dream that kept coming back?: Well I've had the same dream a few times
(52) Shoe brand?: Nike
(53) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Clothes :S
(54) Wear hats?: Not really
(55) Judge other people by their clothing?: No never that
(56) Wear make-up?: Nope
(57) Favorite places to shop?: Blue inc. , Cecil Gee
(5 Favorite article of clothing?: My boxers
(59) Are you trendy? Pffft I don't really care
B E L I E F S
(60) Believe in life on other planets?: Maybe
(61) Miracles?: Sort of
(62) Astrology? mmm not really
(63) Magic?: Yeah I can do it
(64) God?: Yeah
(65) Satan?: Mmm Hmm
(66) Santa?: Used to (A)
(67) Ghosts? Yeah there is one in my houseeeee
(6 Luck?: Definetely
(69) Love at first sight?: Probably
(70) Yin and Yang?: Yeah
(71) Witches?: No
(72) Easter bunny?: No
(73) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Hmmm doubt it but I hope so
(74) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Nooo
(75) Do you you wish on stars?: Yeah (A)

L O V E
(76) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: Nope
(77) Do you remember your first love?: Haven't had one
(7 Still love him/her?:
(79) Do you consider love a mistake?: It can't be :S
(80) What do you find romantic: Ooh Pleasing me
(81) Turn-on?: Hmmm...for me to know and you to find out
(82) Turn-off?: Hairy armpits etc.
(83) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: Nah I'm not that shallow
(84) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Yeah
(85) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Mmm I think so
(86) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Mmm probably
(87) What is best about the opposite sex?: Theres not just one thing
(8 What's the last present someone gave you?: Can't remember :S
(89) Are you in love?: Nope

W H O W A S T H E L A S T P E R S O N . . .
(90) That you laughed at?: Danielle
(91) That laughed at you?: Danielle
(92) That you

Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?
A: Yeh

Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
A: Noofink!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A: Dunnoo We Crak Jokezz Sumtimezz

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 3?
A: Mundaii

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A: Yeh i'd say so

Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
A: Buff Ting

Q: What do you like most about number 14?
A: Hes A Eri

Q: How did you meet 3?
A: Through Numbah 1

Q: Do you think 7 would kill someone?
A: Yeh Ma Fave Terrorist

Q: Is 10 your best friend?:
A: Nope She Abuses Me

Q: How long have you known number 1?
A: Bout Just Undah A Year

Q: Have you seen 2 Naked
A: Nah

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: Yeh Had I Fink

Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
A: Dropd Her A Comment

Q: If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
A: :S:S A Hug :S

Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A: NOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYY

Q: If number 4 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
A: White 4 Sheep Sheep Shaggah

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: Nope

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 1?
A: Nopee

Q: When's the next time you'll hug 1?
A: Nex Time I See Her Problii

Q: Are you real close to 10?:
A: Yeh Kindah

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: Yeh On Tha Cheek Nd Thru Glass

Q: Have you ever been to the cinema with 6?
A: Nahh

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
A: Nopee

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10!
A: Wudn't See Y Not

Q: What do you and number 14 talk about the most?
A: Football

Q: Is your other half a complete cunt?
A: Nah Man Luv Herr