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Scott Abercrombie

Ibiza countdown 5 weeks!!!!

6/14/09 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Afternoon!

Architecture Student at Strathclyde...

Mild / ragin alcoholic...

Bassist in the world's laziest band... keeps the stress levels down!

:D
The Other Half Of Me
Katie Morrison

Katie Morrison

Oh how i love her! :D She makes me happy! xxxx

Music
Death Cab For Cutie, The Shins, Ainslie Henderson, Frightened Rabbit, The Twilight Sad, Death Cab, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Idlewild, Lucerna, Iron & Wine, Phoenix, Cherryfalls, The New York Fund, The Hold Steady, Foo's...
Films
Everything and anything... Except the Mummy...
TV
Lost, Chuck, anythin on 4homes and any kind of comedy panel show!
Scared Of
Everything, I'm a big jessie!
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in my own little world....

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  • An email from Kevin....strange chap!

    bah bah black sheep have u ne wool yes sir yes sir three bags fool.hohoho merry christmas and a happy new year. i still dont know what i realy am and tonights the night that ill have my big chance and nill drink ( a lot) to that. so..... there u go. blahblahblah mumf flumps all around.scott scott oh scott in other words ...... i love sheep o sheep o sheepies the luvly little sheep and i can also go for a bit of moos ah moos (thats cows by the way) so ill see ya l8r.... i bet ur nervous now and so what.. so ur a homosexual ive known all along the pictures the meals the SHOES. so... hows it hanging. im game if u r hohohehehaha. u have an eyelash make a wish. this definetely a womens pad to get u in the mood.. YES BARBRA i am in the mood. ive waited all this time and now ur saying no. oh too much too much. u down with love and u too in love too have sex before marraige. your axactley the girl i thot u were. i just pooped bye for a little sex on the cart so ladiladila so now u know it im catch brock and im goin to get u too admit that u barbra wanted to be my assistant and that u are afraid that i catch would get caught up in all the others. i wanted to make the kind of man who didnt want to have sex until the last date in my house which is actually my friends say that he woz rong. and i just wanted u to hear this to from me rather than ur pa. and i cant find the man who broke ur heart. now tell me the one thing i dont know... has it worked...........we r goin out and its all i ever wanted r u sure its wat u want....... u r my heroen... and im training for my pilots license. waoh u r somethin else. u didnt just fool me u fooled every1 in the world. STOP i cant to do this. Im not who i say i am take that nancy.Let me explainNo im a Rat just like every other man. IM JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER MAN. what do u say, we step inside. I cant be it. I have became a down with love man. i dont want love and i dont want you. YOU BASTARD. stick that in ur pipe and smoke it. And so the story ends.. i have thrown away everythin u ever sent me. GET to NOVAK. iI WANT TO LOVE HER but shes done with love. where is ur little black book. REVENGE aginst men. Thats y they all want u.......and so the music begins dunun dunun dunun dunun ladeedeeda. every girl has quit her job for u. u have topped me againand that is y i sit here with the love letter and ur over there with the money.some1 between a blonde and brunet(skipped u again) u knew the minute u put out the job i would be first to apply but u didnt know i would sayy yes. ill never let it go again. maybe 1ce but thats it. ive had enough............................
     .. wb on this legth aswell as i spent time as i am a genious.xxxx i was really starting to believe it

    4 Comments 325 weeks

  • Jack Bauer


    1.Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.

    2.Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

    3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

    4. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

    5.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

    6.The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

    7.Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

    8.There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

    9.They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.

    10.Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

    11.When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

    12.Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away

    13.After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

    14.Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

    15.Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

    16.Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

    17.The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

    18.If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

    19.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

    20.The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.

    21.If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

    22.Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

    23.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

    24.Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

    25.If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

    26.Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer.

    27.Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

    28.When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

    29.When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

    30.Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

    31.Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

    32.If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.

    33.There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.

    34."Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".

    35.There are 1246 things in a room Jack Bauer can kill you with, including the room.

    36.Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

    37.People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

    38.If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

    39.Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.

    40.Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

    41 When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself of

    1 Comment 325 weeks

  • Jack Bauer


    1.Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.

    2.Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

    3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

    4. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

    5.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

    6.The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

    7.Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

    8.There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

    9.They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.

    10.Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

    11.When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

    12.Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away

    13.After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

    14.Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

    15.Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

    16.Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

    17.The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

    18.If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

    19.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

    20.The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.

    21.If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

    22.Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

    23.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

    24.Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

    25.If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

    26.Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer.

    27.Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

    28.When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

    29.When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

    30.Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

    31.Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

    32.If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.

    33.There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.

    34."Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".

    35.There are 1246 things in a room Jack Bauer can kill you with, including the room.

    36.Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

    37.People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

    38.If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

    39.Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.

    40.Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

    41 When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself of

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  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    Howdi Scott Abercrombie, fancy a bit of foamy fun Yeah you do!!!!! Join us on Tuesday 15th September for a splashing good time Bring along your rubber duck and join in the fun at our fresher's foam party :D Doors from 11pm, FREE entry before 11:30pm. Drinks start from £1 and it's FREE entry all night for you Glasgow Caledonian Students with your valid matric card We sure know how to treat you lot ! ;) Also don't forget to check our freshers blog for more great nights over the next 2 weeks :D COME in your pants on Thursday for our fancy pants night and dress as pirate and jump on board the garage pirate ship for some good times on Saturday!!!!! ;) And all this is just a taste of whats to come over the next couple of months! Look out for more info on our Full Moon Party on October 4th! Think beach party meets UV night beach wear essential ;) ;) Lots of love G x

    9/15/09
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    Scott Abercrombie Y'uptae next week? We know how you Garage punters like to get wet. No, not like that you dirty lot! Why not throw on your swimsuit or speedos and join us for some frolocking in the foam at our foam party on Tuesday 15th September. FREE entry before 11:30pm or with a valid Glasgow Caledonian Matric card. £5/£3 after. Drinks from £1. Bring your rubber duck If that doesn't quench your party thirst then why not come along on Thursday 17th for our Fancypants night. Throw them over your clothes, on your head, round your neck, or at your ankles for free entry. Drinks from £1, Doors from 11pm, free entry before 11:30pm, with fancypants or a valid Strathclyde University Matric card. Jump onboard the pirate ship on Saturday 19th September for our spectacular pirate night! There will be cash prizes for the best pirates and Drinks start from £1. Doors open 10:30pm and £3 passes available from Driftwood. GET INVOLVED! ;)

    9/9/09
  • O'Couture
    O'Couture

    ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved AppLink:10193193349

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    9/2/09
  • Casp
    Casp

    Where have u disapeared to? Want to go to te studio this week?

    8/31/09 via Mobile
  • Kerry Size
    Kerry Size

    hey ive forgotten my fone in edinburgh so can u email me ure or katies no. so i can call u about picking u both up 2nite??? thanks!! xxx

    8/29/09
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    Superheroes Returns Tuesday 4th August For one night only, the garage will transform into a mass of comicbook characters... Come dressed as Superman, Spiderman, The Hulk, Wolverine, Batman, Wonderwoman, Robin, Catwoman, Lara Croft, Poison Ivy, Robocop etc. DJs: Sisters Lisa Mafia and Lil Gem make their Garage debut plus Lil Rich, Andy Wilson and Disco! Bouncy castle is going up too plUS karaoke in snapies :) Vodka Mix, Fosters and Sourz ALL £1 Jack D Mix, Heineken, Sambucca ALL £1.50 What you going to dress up as Scott Abercrombie??? G xx

    8/4/09
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    o_O Bank Holiday Sunday - 30th Augusto_O o_O Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous Rave Nightso_O o_O Rave or dieo_O o_O With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1o_O o_O Plus Open till 4am *Subject to license*o_O o_O Its a Night not to be missed...o_O o_O So start looking out your neon gear Scott Abercrombieo_O G X

    7/28/09
  • Anna Sig

    Hey! How are you? You haven't been in recently, or maybe you have and I haven't been there, that is a big possibility. I've been on and off and holiday for ages, I've not had a chance to get stuck in a rut or anything and now I'm off the entire of August so you STILL won't see me. Busy busy busy.

    7/15/09
  • Charlene
    Charlene

    Hiya i hope all is well My 21st is at the kirky miners on sat the 4th of july I hope use can make it x

    6/21/09
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    Exams nearly over or just want an excuse for a proper piss up? You know the Garage is always here to assist :) Thursday 4th June we are hosting massive end of exams party to start your summer. We have a Bouncy castle, Face painter, Glowsticks and free ice lollies Think you can handle it Scott Abercrombie?? Head to Driftwood for the ultimate pre-party with exclusive Q-Skip available Vodka Mix/Btl Fosters/Sourz all £1 JD Mix/Aftershock £1.50 Vodka Red Bull £1.80 Pt Stongbow/Heineken Can £2 And dont forget: Premium doubles for £3 - Summer sizzlers of: Barcadi, Bulleit, Gordon's, SoCo, Morgan's, Smirnoff & Mixer! (June 1st till august 31st 09!) G xxx

    6/4/09
  • Alan Robinson
    luv Alan Robinson

    Any chance you know how to sort it so others can get the Sideline skin on their beebs? Quite fancy a bit of that!

    6/1/09
  • Shed Events
    Shed Events

    Hey There Scott Abercrombie you are cordially invited to the Shedkandi Sundays Launch Party! After the incredible success of the last one and the constant requests for another Shedkandi Sundays brings you the Shed Foam Party! Sunday 7th june Prepare to get Wet! Exams are over and its summer so bring your bikini's and shorts. DJ's Lisa Mafia and derek Ho spinning ibiza anthems and club classics drinks from 1.50 Entry Only A Fiver :D will we see you there?? xx

    5/26/09
  • Casp
    Casp

    uz all fancy a game of poker at ma bit on saturday night!!! am gonna stay in coz ive to pay this holiday!!

    5/6/09
  • O'Couture
    O'Couture

    HOTCHIP (dj set) 17th April: THIS FRIDAY!! The massive Electro / Indie pop maestros will be ascending on the basement of OCouture this Friday. This is a night not to be missed - They have been causing mayhem up and down every club in the country and guarantee to never disappoint !! REPLY with your NAME + LOVE for GUESTLIST !! Our Friday resident Mash (djmash.co.uk) will be in full support. Upstairs we also have DJ Jenny cutting up RnB and Hip Hop all night. Drinks at 1.50 - Doors 10-3 Also Launching this Sunday is.. BIG IN JAPAN - with ALL DRINKS AT 1 QUID More details of this massive night to follow. ................... bebocomments@live.co.uk N47855877

    4/16/09
  • Alan Robinson
    luv Alan Robinson

    See if you could do me one favour in the world, it would be to update your profile. Infact I'll do it for you and you can copy and paste. Alrighty chaps, My name's Scott. I'll keep this short and sweet. I'm an architecture student at Strathclyde University, going back in September after a year out working....in a variety of places. Play bass in a band called Sideline. You may even get to see us play a gig if you catch us at the right time of year. Most of my interests are listed to the right -> -> -> see. And if I had kids of my own it is a possibility I would love Lost more than them. Stuff it...I'd name them Sawyer or Juliette anyway. Or maybe Applemac? Chicken Mcnugget? Too cruel?

    4/2/09
  • O'Couture
    O'Couture

    Bespoke Friday’s at Couture presents.. LINUS LOVES 20th March (THIS FRIDAY!!!) Mylo’s partner in crime and Glasgow clubnight legend LINUS LOVES this Friday! A night not to be missed, he will tear the roof off! FRIDAYS: Free guestlist every week before 12pm email Billy@ocglasgow.com myspace.com/linuslovesbreastfed Also Residents: DJ MASH (Downstairs- House Electro and Indie bangers) djmash.co.uk DJ JENNY (Upstairs Hip Hop, Funk and Rnb) Drinks @£1.50 Other Friday guests coming soon include David Sinclair (Killer Kitsch) 27th March Hotchip DJ Set (Joe Goddard) 17th April French House tribute night 24th April Also look out for new Sunday night coming soon. ‘ BIG IN JAPAN’ with ALL DRINKS £1!! O’COUTURE The busiest little disco in town! remove as friend to stop these posts comment service by beboads@yahoo.com 19-Mar-2009 06:01:44.191

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  • Alan Robinson
    luv Alan Robinson

    Mind that time you updated your profile...... Yeah me neither! So...made friends with any of the hundreds of experienced opthalmic surgeons yet?

    3/3/09