- Me, Myself, and I
(and no im not a chav, emo, goth or gangsta)
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- well here goes... The Feeling, Razorlight, Justin Timberlake, Chilli Peppers, The Fratellis, The Calling, Kanye West, Ne-Yo, Wolfmother, My Chemical Romance, Kooks, The Killers, Lost Prophets, Babyshambles, Tenacious D, U2, The Zutons, The Subways, The View, The FRAY!, Snow Patrol, Kasabian, Muse, Jay Z, KT Tunstall, Lighthouse Family, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, The Magic Numbers, Lupe Fiasco, Matchbox 20, Maroon 5, Nickelback, Nirvana, Oasis, Ordinary Boys, Panic!, Paolo Nutini, Queen, Rifles, Hoobastank, Foo Fighters, Audioslave, Feeder, Fall Out Boy, Creed, Coheed and Cambria, and last but most certainly not least....... HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL... we"re soaring, flying....lol
- got to be Borat!!!!! awesome film lol. Also TENACIOUS D - legendary, Also the old faves like Gladiator (Marcus maximus mariduius), Green Street, the old LOTR trilogy urrrrrm and just general shizzle
- football - play for SUFC, support Liverpool.
- Scared Of
- Dying and Papercuts - hardman i know... cough cough
- Happiest When
- This is for my VERY NIIIICE girlfriend, who always makes me smile and laugh, whether she means to or not.
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These are very very very funny but soooo wrong!:
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises.
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The man behind the mask...
1. Full Name: David Luke Charnley
2. Nicknames: Dave, Charnerz, Ginger bastard (lenny)...lol
3. Birthday: 22/6/1991
4. Place of Birth: Nottingham a.k.a. Shottingham
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer. Taurus
6. Male or female: Male
7. Year: 11
8. School: Minster
9. Occupation: Student i guess (as loosely as possible)
10. Residence: Southwell
11. MSN Screen Name: Dave...
12. Hair Colour: Gingaaaa
13. Hair Length: shortish
14. Eye colour: Blue/grey
15. Weight: bout 9 and half stone
16. Height: 5'9"
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? nope
19. Piercings? nope
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Right or Left: Right
22. First best friend: urrrm i honestly dont know!
23. First Award: 25 metre swimming badge... proud!
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
25. First pet: Goldfish
26. First Real Vacation: France... c'moooooon
27. First Concert: urrm dunno but kasabian was certainly the best
28. First Love: urrrrrm football lol
29. Movie: Gladiator or Borat or Tenacious D
30. TV programme: Scrubs/friends/OC (girl i know!)
31. Colour: Red or Green
32. Rapper: Kanye West
33. Band: where to start... The feeling probs
34. Song Right Now: Little Man Tate - Sexy in Latin
35. Friend: dunno dont have favourites
36. Sweet: Sherbert Lemons... ooooooooh
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restaurant: Chinese
39. Favourite brand: ooo toughy, Levis or mayb bit of the old Nike or Bench
40. Shop: Topman or Republic and the mighty MILLS
41. School Subject: PE or maths
42. Animal: je ne pas d'animal
43. Book: any by Raymond Feist. Loads
44. Magazine: NME
45. Shoes: legendary Fred Perry's
46. Feeling: Full of beans (literally and non-literally)
47. Single or Taken? Taken :p
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating: little sweets ahhhhhh
50. Drinking: milk....
51. Typing: this
52. Online? yeahhhhhh as always (due to no life)
53. Listening To: Keep Your Hands Off My Girl - Good Charlotte
54. Thinking About: haha private
55. Wanting To: leap about like a gazelle
56. Watching: the screen
57. Wearing: top and jeans and hoody (and underwear)
58. Want Kids? sometime yeah
59. Want to be married? yeah
60. Careers in Mind: whatever i do lol something to do with sport in Africa
61. Where do you want to live: in a big house
62. Car: lamborghini
____Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: not that i know of...
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: no way
81. Ran Away From Home: yes for a short period
82. Broken a bone: a couple of minor ones
83. Got an X-ray: yeah its well fun!!
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: i think so yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: At Lowe's Wong infants... mayb even junior:p
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: i've got them
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Do it, but be nice lol!!!
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Want 2 say anything bafore you go?
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