A little bit of Francesc in our lives
A little bit of Nasri down the sides
A little bit of Andrei's what we need
A little bit of Theo with his speed
A little bit of Diaby in defense
A little bit of Gallas he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Arsene he's your man

A little bit of Rosicky he's pure class
A little bit of Ramsey he'll kick your ass
A little bit of Sagna over here
A little bit of Vela he's to fear
A little bit of Eduardo cant be beat
A little bit of Robin with his quick feet
A little bit of balls hitting the net
A litle bit of Arsenal can't be bet

1. Euro Coins are like gold.

2. Two meals a day is standard.

3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.

4. Checking for post was never an ego booster/breaker before.

5. You will begin to nap again.

6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal registration fees.

7. Squirt guns = stress relief.

8. E-mail becomes your second language.

9. University students throw paper airplanes too.

10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.

11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Lost.

12. You will never rent more movies in your life.

13. No one is too old for video games.

14. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!

15. Campus is only clean for open days.

16. It never sucked so much to get sick.

17. Nothing you want to register for will be open.

18. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.

19. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them)

20. Disney movies are more than just classics.

21. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

22. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

23. New additions to food groups: Pizza.

24. Cash Machines are the devils advocate.

25. Duct tape heals all wounds.

26. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.

27. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.

28. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.

29. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

30. Procrastination is an art form.

31. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

32. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.

33. You'll eat anything if its free.

34. A cancelled lecture is almost better than Christmas.

35. - Looking out of the window becomes a form of entertainment.

36. - You will base your day around whats on tv and not your time table.

37. - Your room will only be tidy when you're meant to be working and are bored of bebo.

38. - Assignments will all result in you going on bebo.

39. - You never care what you look like the morning after a night out, everyone feels and looks the same.

40. - Traffic cones fill in as Christmas decorations. Once put up, Christmas decorations will never come down.....ever.

41. - You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing
machines work.

42. - Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

43. - "Oh shit! How did it get so late?!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.

44. - Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.

45. - You know the number of the local Chinese off by heart and don't even need to read the menu.

46. - Jaffa Cakes and Cider count as one of your “5 a day”

47. - You learn how to ride your bike again.

48. - Toilet roll becomes a valuable commodity.

49. - You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

50. - Prank phone calls become funny again.

51. - You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your
accent becomes a hybrid of West Cork, Monaghan and Wexford.

52. - Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

53. - The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

54. - No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.

55. - If you got results in the leaving cert, it doesn't matter here.

56. - You can know nothing and ace a test.

57. - You can know everything and fail a test.

58. - Most of your education is obtained outside of lectures.

59. - You cross the street without looking for cars.

60. - You wear your backpack on both shoulders.

61. - Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.

62. - Beans can be eaten with anything.

63. - Maturity actually decreases over time.

64. - Road signs will substitute for wall posters.

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls a$s. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. when she gives you a present on you