Dont you just hate it when you think something is too good to be true and then you find out it really is too good 2 be true and it seems your life jus comes crahing down around you?

Name: Ash
Birthday: 7th March
Birthplace: New Cross Hospital
Current Location: Wolverhampton
Eye Color: Brown
Height: ?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Fears: dont no lol
Your Perfect Pizza: Texas BBQ (Dominoes)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make a Difference
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lOl
Thoughts First Waking Up: Never you mind
Your Best Physical Feature: That's up to you
Your Bedtime: When I Drop
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Skinny Moccha Frapuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yep
Do you Sing: Never Stop
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: Yes Very Much so and STILL am
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: Depends if the right person comes along
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yeh
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: dont no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up olitician/Pilot/Plastic Surgeon
What country would you most like to Visit: Outer Mongolia
Favourite Eye Color: Don't mind.
Favourite Hair Color runette.
Short or Long Hair: ant botherD
Height: Doesn't matter, aslong as they arent a midget n taller then me lOl
Weight: Not to big, Not too skinny.
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 0 I'm 100% Digital
Number of Piercings: One
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 - Being Scared Of Rejection..

WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!



NOW STICK ALL YOUR RESULTS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SENTENCE AND REPOST THIS MESSAGE WITH YOUR SENTENCE AS THE SUBJECT!