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Jack Matthias
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Male, 24,
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- from Shalford/ Fetcham
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- Last active: 2/22/08
- www.bebo.com/Thorburn_Matthias
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- OK so...me, a viking wannabee with African Princess blood in him...and a Norwegain family crest in the attic, hell yeah. Recently rid an addiction which give me more time to do, well nothing really. ummm, I love my brothers and my cat although 2/3 of them are muslim /cry, allow the towelheads. I will probably mostly confuse you, and talk utter bullcrap but hey thats what being hardcore is all about right?
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- Music
- Antonin Dvorak, Enslaved, Endstille, Vaughan Williams, Michael Andrews, Thomas Tallis, Angelzoom, Anathema, Porcupine Tree, Ulver, Xasthur, Zyklon, Emperor, Stravinsky tonnes and tonnes more
- Films
- Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, Lykantropen Dreams
- Sports
- Squash, Gyming, Jogging, tennis kinda... gold when im feeling civilised, Rugby sometimes, playing hide and seek with Omar the Great, prolly more but who cares..
- Scared Of
- Warlocks, Mrs. Moorehead
- Happiest When
- Being my lethargic self i guess...and using '...'s' makes me pretty happy too
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things to do in a lift
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
1 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.0 Comments 334 weeks
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Suzy Flynn11/9/07hy soz 2 b rude but ur hot lol much luv x.x.x..x
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Clare Henley9/4/07formal apologies for my last 2 drawings being on the same theme
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9/4/07
Clare Henley
8 weeks later and it happened again
can't decide if i should write a really long comment as it will be the last for another 8 weeks [hopefully] or if i should just keep it short and sweet. i think if i write a long one i might depress you so i'll just leave this and talk to you properly later 
love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Clare Henley7/4/07
mother dearest... the most important thing i can think of atm is the fact that i ate a chicken wrap for lunch so you should be proud of me
and i have an idea to make money which is i pay you £20 to mow lawns, i charge £5 per lawn, i make a £40 profit and you get £20, i hope that sounds ok to you but this page is too sparkly for my inefficient mind so i keep getting confused as usual and cant think you're gonna be so jealous when i get back from malaysia all tanned and gawjus with like 10 husbands and a million camels and oh god did i really just have to check how to spell camel... my arm hurts cos i got injected with some stuff so i dont get ill (but i got it waaay too late) and i need to stop procrastinating and scanning and eating strawberries and i'm cooold and there are potatoes in the kitchen and my dads in london atm and some of my new clothes came (oh joy) and i love you and i miss you and i'll see you in a few weeks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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6/9/07
Clare Henley
so... i got forced onto bebo [ergh] for the first time in god knows how long without realising what was happening and as your bebo page is oh-so-pretty and it's been about 6 weeks since my last comment i thought i'd visit and spam you a bit
we have not connected over the internet in a long time. also you should be ashamed of the noises your stomach makes and try and solve this. you know how im only with you for your body so please stop it. we are obese people walking on thin ice in global warming here. careful. love you[r body and money and car colour] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s. i made another potato and it didn't catch on fire but the plate exploded again p.p.s. we have to watch thirteen, i downloaded a song from the soundtrack and i love it and now i wanna see the film again p.p.p.s. i know where you are right now, hope ur enjoying it
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4/23/07
Clare Henley
'yeah we both look shit *winks and points at clare*' every. fucking. time. you're confusing tonight. i can't actually keep up. piss the fuck off you fag
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Clare Henley4/23/07
you'd be surprised... stop wasting time on bebo and work yourself bitch xxxxxxx
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Clare Henley4/16/07
and i just realised i didn't finish my sentence sorry i would... but then every thought i get keeps disappearing - you see now how i get confused? i heard some news today that was actual news and i thought it was true but it turns out it WAS actually true not just one of those things people say - when i was a baby my dad's friend dropped me on a stone floor on my head
abuse...
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Clare Henley4/16/07
i don't understand this reason
there was no context (we do love our context) also... seriously, msn < bebo?! *cough* ditched on msn - gutted... i'm so bored i just read every comment on quite a few people's pages - this is my way of avoiding more revision ya see, how lame and now i can't think of anything else to say cos the brightly coloured 'messenger' popup advert thing at the top of this page is confusing me and my mind keeps flicking between why so many colours must be used in one advert... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i have no idea there's a shark there but it doesnt wanna eat the fish so i'm happy to help it stay alive and not hungry in its natural environment, being the lovely and giving person that i am
Clare Henley 0 Repliesyou about to get bebo prettification
Clare Henley 0 Repliesit's a pie.
Clare Henley 0 Repliesoh yes