A few of the things that only we'll find funny...feel free to add any I forgot!

- Shhh....the neighbours!
- Ye comin de meeech?!
- Remember?!
- Simple cunt
- Here youngfella, stop youngfellin! (courtesy of laura locked)
- 4 euro (have to credit laura for this one as well)
- England's going home, they're going home...
- She fell over!
- Nikki: "Yeah I've a dishwasher, it's called Ma!"
Everyone laughs
Gary: "Seriously do you?"
- Gary: "You are so dense...D E N C E" (sorry gary i had to!)
- I'll give you a swift kick in the cunt (courtesy of ciara, every day!!)
- Honestly (in scottish accent)
- To be sure to be sure, ye gobshite!
- Haven't a notion
- You semen rag
- Ciara: "Jess knocked me up"
- Ciara on the plane home: "Karyn...if you get my jumper for me, i'll let
you watch me wearing it..."
- Little black kid: "Know wharri mean?"
- Craig: "I'd captain her scarlet"
- Lou's badge: "Help, i'm talking & i can't shut up"
- Guiseppe: "I coming, i coming!" (what a legend)
- Scary lady in Toni's: "Bill?"
- He's gimping your breakfast out of it
- Me: "Can I have a chicken sandwich please?"
Ignorant cunt at the pool bar: "What do ye want on it?"
Me: "Fuckin chicken!"
- Go die.
- Hypnotist: "The audience said to turn the music off"
Me: "FUCK THEM!!"
- Where's Wicklow?!
- Derry (in a very derry accent)
- Pimp to me & laura trying to walk into a brothel: "No no, is not a place for you!"
- Sam: "Are you not all lesbians?"
- Mad yoke from navan: "Don't go home you pack of wankers. I'm gonna be left with a pack of bogger fannies."
- How not?
- Are you an indian?
- Hay is for horses!
- Aaaavvvv eeeeetttt!
- Have you seen my sausage? It's a rather impressive sausage, my sausage.
- Bryyyyyyyan
- What's wrong wi you?!

Seems everyone has one of these nowadays...
Do it, you know you want to.

1 Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you ever fancy me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word:
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what wud it b?
12. How well do u no me?
13. When's the last time u saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's
business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH. hah this def sounds familiar!!lol

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
the geek next to
us.

9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with
profs/co-workers/boss or ahem alot of our fellow college boys should they be around

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
overwhelming to us.

11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it

13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.. or like the mop.

15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home,
we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
quick nap.

19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault that we can't walk straight.

21. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.

22. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call
each other the next day.