Wee bit fun from Sharons blog, total up how much all your offences come to and post the final figure. I'm actually quite pleased how many I managed to avoid!


Smoked weed- £10

Ever had sex at church- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace or ne cyber sex- £25

Had sex for money- £100

Vandalized something- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed- £10

Beat up someone- £20

Been jumped- £10

Cross dressed- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know- £10

had sex at work-£20

Ever driven and drank- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work/skool while still drunk- £50

Used toys while having sex- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before- £20

Went skinny dipping- £5

Had sex in a pool- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your partner- £10

Masturbated- £10

Cheated on your partner with their best friend- £20

Done oral- £5

Got oral- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving- £25

Stole something- £10

Made a sex home video- £15

Had a threesome- £50

Had sex outside - £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex-£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds- £20

Had sex with someone younger- £20

Had sex with someone older than you- £25

had an orgy- £90

Said you love someone but didn't mean it- £25

Went streaking- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight- £15

Been arrested- £5

Spent time in jail- £15

Peed in the sea- £0.50

Played spin the bottle- £5

Done something you regret- £20

Had sex with your best friend- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work- £25

Had anal sex- £80

Lied to your mate- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good- £25

Afternoon all,

I gave in and decided to try that Celebrity face recognition widget everyone seems to love. Oh how I wish I hadnt bothered.

Out of my top ten closest matches only THREE were male! And two of them were in positions nine and ten.

My face, apparently, is 70% feminine!

Does this mean that 7 out of every 10 girls I've pulled or slept with have done it because secretly they fancy other women but are afraid to admit it? Am I nothing more than some sort of middle ground?

Well if this is my assigned lot in life then it is with a heavy heart I accept. I will help all these unfortnate hot girls with their sexual identity crisis and ease them into whichever path they decide. Conduit for girls going either way.

I know, I know... its a very hard job and most likely thankless but someone has to do it. I'll start chugging away on those B vitamins so I can join in with the girls their first few times... just to ease them in of course.

Dreadful work, really.

Hey! I totally forgot all about this place until last week in 'spoons when Jenny reminded me! Okay so heres an update from when I last spoke to everyone... okay thats too much actually. Heres the last few months in breif:

1. Left Uni
2. Joined the Bank (HBOS)
3. Stopped doing timeshare etc (maybe that was before HBOS...)
4. Realised theres a lot of fun for non-students!
5. Broke my knee having said fun last week

Thats about it. So im sitting here in a splint waiting to get an MRI to get an operation. Maybe thats the real reason im doing this - BOREDOM. I like to be out and with friends not stuck inside ALL DAY.

And thanks for reminding me about philosophy guys (erm girls) they were great times! Still cant believe EJ fell for the old bait "why do women have the write to vote when my dog doesnt?" right before a NAB!

See you around! x