Once upon a time there was a Scottish Bagpipe Player named Willum and his action Hamster named Martin. They Had many adventures together, one of them was cross dressing.

One day they came across a sack of oranges and a duck. Willum realised he could talk to the duck by using his duck face. Then magically the Panda of Wange appeared and tried to steal the ducks many chuncky peanuts.

Willum and Martin defended the duck by using their amazing skills, they challenged the panda to a dance off. Obviously using Willums gymnastics skills and Martins character, they won. The duck was so greatful he decided to join Willum and Martin on there quest for the Golden BagPipes.

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Q: Have you ever kissed 25?

kez? nope! lol i dnt fink so anyway!

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 22?

lol dnt fink i hav 1! love shez 2 bits!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 23?

me an becca mongin out on da floor durin scic!

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 17?

im either gona c ross 2nite or his party!!

Q: Is number 7 pretty?

hayley is gorgous!!

Q: What was your first impression of number 15?

aww wot a cutie! hehe leon my ninja!

Q. What do you like most about number 11?

emms amazin! love tlkin 2 him!

Q: How did you meet 8?

well i met caz at skool! but got 2 know her in college!

Q: Do you think 7 would kill someone?

lol i doubt hayley cud!!

Q: Is 12 your best friend?

jade's 1 of them!

Q. How long have you known number 6?

iv known will way 2 long!! lol ova 4 yrs!!

Q: Have you seen 9 naked?

i havn't seen lolly naked...yet

Q: Do you think 16 has a crush on you?

kate! hell yeah! haha

Q: What is the last thing you did with 23?

hmm becca im gona say messin round on da bus hme!

Q. If you could give anything to number 18 what would it be?

id give linzi som height! haha jks!!

Q. Would number 1 and number 2 make a good couple?

ali an cookie r made 4 each other! hehehe

Q: Do you think 24 has a crush on you?

omg! jason so does! haha

Q. If number 5 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?

sadie wud so b purple!!!

Q: Have you ever been to 4's house?

yep iv been 2 sarah's house!

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 2?

lol yep! slept wiv cookie loads of tyms! not like tht u dirty minded ppl!

Q: When's the next time you'll see 15?

hopefully i'll c leon at ross' party! or shoppin in plym!

Q: Are you real close to 9?

im very close 2 lolly! x

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?

lol yes iv kissed ali!

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 5?

i dnt fink iv been 2 da cinema wiv sadie!

Q. Whats number 3's house like?

lol skye's house is gr8 fun!

Q: Have you ever been angry with 21?

lol i doubt any1 cud b angry at imy!

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?

lol nope! me an andy r just m8s!

Q: What do you and number 20 talk about the most?

sex! haha tash knows wot im tlkin bout!

Q: Do you ever talk to 14?

i tlk 2 my daughter bry all da tym!

Q: How did you meet 2?

lol i met cookie on jnr camp! ha he explained how he loves bein borin!

Q: What would you do if you had never met 19?

my life wud not b rite if teddy wasn't in it!

Q: What would you do if 20 and 24 dated?

laugh! tash an jason! so not gona happen!

Q: Have you ever seen 4 cry?

yes! an iv cried wiv sarah!!

Q: Is 23 coloured?

lol he finks he is! strange boy!

Q: Do you think number 13 is cute/gorgeous/sexy?

my other daughter gem is cute as!!!

Q: Tell me something about number 24?

jason's gr8 in bed! lol na i dnt know tht 4 sure! he's reali sweet!

Q: Do you love number 1?

yep! even wen ali's bein reali annoyin!!!

Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 12?

jade is my girlfriend so yes i wud!

Q: Would you ever get with 11?

...yeah most probs!

No heart can bear the pain of emptyness, it seems nothing can abide so much pain, so little time. No heart can bear the pain of loneliness, not a soul, in sight. No words spoken, no words heard, the tone of a trumpet is not felt. You did not expect what life has dealt. Unfair it seems. The only despair is in your dreams. A peaceful sleep is needed. No not rest, Just sleep. No heart can bear the pain of sadness. Bitterness doesn't help, neither do tears. Only the soothing touch of an angel can mend what has been shattered, putting all the pieces back together is not as easy as it seems. No glue strong enough, no surgeon smart enough. The only way is a gentle touch. The only tool that heals so much.