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Spicy McHaggis
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  • Last active: 5/12/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
hey now back in uni, not liking it very much overload of work. apart from that im working in a leisure centre in hamilton it's ok i supposse good bunch of guys i work with though so that more than makes up for it. nothing else much to say apart from never get married lol
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Bands and Singers
Reel Big Fish, Metalica, Neil Diamond, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, David Bowie, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, They Might Be Giants, The Fratellis, Deacon Blue, The Proclaimers, Goldfinger, The Offspring, Charlie & The Bhoys, The Beatles, The Blues Brothers, Razorlight, David Gray, Andrew WK, Linking Park, System Of A Down, Rammstein, The Eagles, Status Quo, Spongebob Squarepants Hit Selections, Embrace, The Kooks, Belle & Sebastian, Korn, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Green Day, The Flaming Lips, The Gorilaz, Ben Folds Five, Biffy Clyro, The View, Blink 182, Box Car Racer, Spunge, Fat Larry's Band, Barry White, Dire Straits, Iron Maiden, Stereophonics, Travis, Eminem, Bad Religion, Alkaline Trio, The Ernies, Less Than Jake, Save Ferris, Special D, Lagwagon
Films
Anything That's Not Crap, Like Cloverfield Worst Movie Ever, Then You Have Transformers Best Movie Ever
Sports
Playing football, Watching football (Scotland, clyde & celtic), boxing, badminton (open to any challangers), playing the ps2, eating, sleeping and of course drinking the big drinks brycey, mark, james and jimbo all regular participants.
Scared Of
Being left out of things, Crazy Aboriginals, My Inner Child Leaving Me, Marty's Uncleanness, Marty's Birds, Asians and Old People Behind The Wheel Of A Car
Happiest When
Sleeping, Playing Football, Drunk, Winning At Anything, Listening To Martin Using The Famous Chat Up Lines, In Melbourne, Im Not Sitting About The House Doing Nothing

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    • Think of getting a tattoo but what should i get?

      1. Confused smiley face on ma arse cheek.
      2. Rampant lion holding the soltire flag on ma arm.
      3. Scotland flag on ma back in between the shoulder blades.
      4. The thistle on the rugby tops only have the saltire as the fill in colour on ma arm.
      5. Or writing saying your name on ma arm.

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    • If men wrote advice columns

      Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

      A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best
      friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


      Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

      A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
      skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.


      Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys

      A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house, too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.


      Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

      A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.


      Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

      A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
      training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
      should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex and cooking him a nice meal.


      Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
      without giving me one.

      A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

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    • Jokes that only work in Scotland

      A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
      'Comfy?' asks the dentist. 'Govan,' she replies.


      What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor
      Wullie.


      A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: 'How much for the set of
      antlers?'
      'Two hundred quid,' says the bloke behind the counter.
      'That's affa deer,' says the guy.


      Did you hear about the guy who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa'
      noo.


      After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be
      wearing the kilt. 'And what's the tartan?' asks his mate.

      'Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress,' he replies.


      What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A
      skean dhu.


      How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.


      A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is
      a lace missing.
      'No,' argues the assistant, 'look at the label - it says Taiwan .'


      What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep
      farmer?
      The Rolling Stones say: 'Hey you, get off of my cloud.'
      And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: 'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe.'


      What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly bastard.


      What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle
      accident?
      The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.


      While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked:
      'What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?'
      'I'd put him off at the next stop,' he says.
      'Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?'
      'I'd take the first two weeks in August,' he replies.


      Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives
      make a negative - 'Aye right.'


      A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when
      he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car.
      'What's up, Jimmy?' he asks. 'Piston broke,' he replies. 'Aye, same as
      masel...'

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    • Good Websites

      Well as u know decent web sites are hard to come by these days as most of them are pish so i've comiled a little list of good websites in my opinion that i think are good if u disagree well tuff luck.

      http://www.bebo.com
      http://www.funny-games.biz
      http://www.google.com
      http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com
      http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons
      http://www.pieandbovril.com
      http://www.gamedesire.com
      http://www.jippii.com
      http://www.youtube.com
      http://www.ebay.co.uk
      http://www.joecartoon.com

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    are you a pirate, ninja, or cowboy?

    My result is: pirate

    Arrrr!! A pirate be you!

    No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).

    Pretty badass if you ask just about anyone!

    Famous colleagues include Jack Sparrow and a bunch of the Caribbean crew, Captain Morgan, Sir Francis Drake, and Captain Hook
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    You are sea sponge living in Bikini Bottom! ... Well to be more exact you are a fun person to be around. You are very outgoing and always want to be in the middle of things. You love everything even the people that don't love you back. You can be a little too crazy sometimes and annoy a lot of people. At the best you are a really exciting person!
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      8/13/11 via Mobile
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      Hey everyone! Add my new profile!!!! http://goo.gl/s6ZqI

      11/20/10
    • Stephanie

      Booo!

      2/4/10
    • Sharon O Callaghan
      Sharon O Callaghan

      Hey gary so sorry havent gotten back to ya in ages im never on this any more i tried to find ya in face book under spicy but couldnt find ya, so me dan and john are on that, thats excellent about college, cancelled classes and your not happy about it is this the same garry!:-) only kidding! dan says hi, so still living in kinsale, for work i talk about health insurance all day! are ya all set for xmas i cant get over that this year has absolutly flown by, try and chase me up on face book anyways chat soon

      11/12/09
    • Clare McKenna

      Thanks! Yeah its great, pretty much the same as it was before now am a mrs! So strange! Still getting used to it! Lol! Yeah still in BALLOCH! Not Eastfield! Lol! And yeah its my vet nursing its the only thing i can do!! Hehe! Hows ur wee family? X

      10/2/09 via Mobile
    • Clare McKenna

      Good stuff! What u going 2 do at uni? Am still working away at wot i do best in motherwell! Love it! Not been up 2 much, bit board now i hav nothing 2 organise rite enough! Lol x

      9/21/09 via Mobile
    • Sharon O Callaghan
      Sharon O Callaghan

      hey Gary how are u getting on? havent been on bebo in ages!! what are you at at the moment, lads are good, havent seen jon in a while , hows married life treating ya a few months on? There is nothing major happening here just working away my cousin is over from oz for a few weeks.anything new with you?

      9/17/09
    • Clare McKenna

      Hello Stranger, How are you doing? How is married life treating you? xx

      9/3/09
    • John
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      Yeah dude still in the ol' Abronxhell Kris is ok i suppose, he's werking in a call centre for that Scottish and Southern energy place... why you not wanting to start Uni?

      9/3/09
    • Lianne
      Lianne

      glad everythin is ok. wow cant believe uve moved thru 2 hamilton thru -more junkies there than carbrain has ever had. wot part u livin in? hope its ok 4 u tho n u get no bother. wot u goin 2 b doin at uni? well im bak 2 work in about 2 months :( really dont wanna go bak tho. but needs must. but still in a/hill. c sum of us aint traitors lol, not been up 2 much tho. livin the quiet life - or borin - wot ever way u look at it lol. oh n howz ur mum? tell her i was askin 4 her :)

      9/3/09
    • Miss-Gx
      Miss-Gx

      Ive been to Rockness, TITP, Creamfields and going to Parklife in two weeks! Wow - you seem to be doing really well for yourself - thats great news! Im doing an Open Uni course, so I do it at home (prob in my jammas!) Im really looking forward to it! I have a job interview tomorrow too that Im excited about! Im living in Aberdeen with my friend - its great having my own pad again, was a mini nightmare being at my Mums when I came home! Hard to believe Oz was that long ago!? xxx

      9/3/09
    • Gordon Baty

      Alright mate. I'm not to bad pal. I'm currently still living with the folks at the mo which kinda sucks. Still in Kirkcudbright but i'm completely over the bit. Its pish. I'm still working away at the same place i was at the last time i spoke to you. Sick of that too ha ha. Think a change is required. So what you going to be studying at uni mate?

      9/3/09
    • John
      John

      I'm still a tattie slinger lol, not much changed ere, still living with Kris and getting drunk all the time lol, what about you?

      8/25/09
    • Miss-Gx
      Miss-Gx

      Well hello there! How are things with you? Is married life treating you well? Ive been pretty busy lately! Been to a lod of festivals and Im about to start a counselling course, looking for a new job too - just the usual! What about yourself? xx

      8/25/09
    • Gordon Baty

      How's it going Gaz? I'm not to bad and you? What you been up to? Where you living these days?

      8/24/09
    • Lianne
      Lianne

      am fine doll. jst ploddin along lol bak 2 bein a single mum but hey thats life. how u doin?? howz the wifey? n howz married life treatin ya both? n wot u been up 2?? workin? not got much gossip 4 ya as aint been at work or out in the 'hill much.

      8/24/09
    • John
      John

      WANKA! why have i not heard from ya in years?! =P

      7/25/09
    • Lianne
      luv Lianne

      hey howz things

      5/22/09
    • Gordon Baty

      Alright mate? What you doing in Edinburgh dude? I'm not bad mate not long back from ma hol in nz and aus. Thinking of heading back out to NZ nxt year. Really enjoyed it. U got any plans to travel again but with the wife ofcourse. lol. Other than ma hol i've been living pretty quietly. Well apart from ma usual drunken anttics at the weekends. ha ha. You still thinking of moving to Aus?

      4/13/09