"TITS OUT LEGS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" - "Sexeeeeeeeee, everything about you so sexyyy!" - "Are olives a vegetable?" - "whats flemish!?" - "how do you actually get moles?" - "oh my god nicola!! its on your ipod!" - "johnny dont be hasty!" - "HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - "blah blah blaaaaaahh" - "now that its raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other, you can stand under my umberella, you can stand under my umberella, ella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!" - "my hips dont lie!" - "well guys...i took piratin and it says that you should avoid alcohol....." - "HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *shake hand at neck*" - "fuck off!!" - "gypsy mother fuckers!" - "would you like any garlic bread with that pepper?" - "HARDLY!!! HA! HA!" - "Shame on your life!" - "Country roads, take me home, to the place i belong, EAST FIFE, IN SCOTLAND, take me home, country roads!" - "lets go to LA BAMBA, nah, nah, nah, nah, hey!" - "I think i just swallowed my straw.." - "she fell ova!" - "oh flower of scotland!" - "oh oh...hes a hellll nooo!" - "well im sorry but..." - "lets take all his money and buy a malibu!!!" - "lets shorten it to gypsy mofo when we get home so it wont be so rude!" - "ohhhh my god we can go visit a gypsy market!!! for 12 euros! rip offfff! i didnt think gypsys had money!!" - "ewwww sick...." - "are you actual kidding me" - "how are you this morning evrerone?! Becca: "eughhhhh *makes sick face* KP: "weeeeee im great!!! i think i might still be drunk!!! *gets look from becca*" - "you take me on THE longest, bumpiest, shittiest, portugese bus ride ever, when im hungover, i think im going to be sick, and then to make matters worse some arsehole in a lorry decides to try and overtake the bus causing it to do an emergency stop!!!!! as if my stomach wasnt far enough up in my throat already!!!!!!!!!" - "EMERGENCY STOP!!!!!!!" - "Anyone got a bag!!!" - "ohhh nooooo! my tops just fell off the balcony!!!" - "workin 9 till 5!" - "SHAME ON YOUR LIFE!!" - "Filthy!!" - "Did she just say asian lesbian?! Noooooo! raging lesbian!!! Awwww...I was gonna say!!!"