Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1---- I wanted--
2----I choked on--
3----Today I murdered--
4----I danced with--
5----I played pool with--
6----I glued myself to--
7----I slipped on--
8----I ate a--
9----I had a fight with--
10---I threw shit at--
11---I got plastic surgery to look like--
12---I slapped--


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a credit card
4-------A hot dog
5-------a tortilla
6-------Paris Hilton
7-------An erection
8-------some bunny slippers
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a llama
11-------a table cloth
12-------a pinapple
13-------This Guga
14-------a unitard
15-------old dusty roses
16-------the boy next door
17-------an orange crayon
18-------superglue
19-------A pickle
20-------a can of diet coke
21------- A gangster
22-------the toilet
23-------some asparagus
24-------yoda
25-------A pea
26-------a ninja
27-------a tampon
28-------A soccer ball
29-------my ipod
30-------a paperclip
31-------my bf/gf's old gym sock


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White------Because I'm sexy.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm dying tomorrow.
Red---------Because I ate some hairy nachos.
Blue--------Because I was on fire.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I want your balls.
Gray--------Because I was high.
Yellow------Because my dad told me to.
Orange----Because the dog took a crap in my room.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
Polka Dot--Because I'm cool like that.
No Shirt----Because there was nothing else to do.