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The Kemp Of Britland

The Kemp Of Britland
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  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 1/8/09
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
...Bang bang, youre dead.
Music
Billy Talent, Green Day, Three Days Grace, Queen, Ze Beatles, Sum 41, The Offspring, System Of A Down, AND OHH YEAH! The sound of music soundtrack, 'cause EVERYONE loooves that!
Directors
Ahhh. Tim Burton... Need I say more?
Sports
Rugby, Football, Swimming, Dance... not that I'm good at these in the slightest... oh right, and eating.
Scared Of
Myself.
Happiest When
I'm not working.
...Pay not, attention.
Bang bang, youre dead... OH and I'm legally wed! I shall place you on my head... and spread you all upon my heeeaadd. Why dont you ask her- she's @ cinamin square. Yes. Televsion made you buy it. .....GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR KROFT.

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    • Predicted Excretion: (See blog below)

      1. Butter, previously spread over Gertrude's delightful digits.
      2. Water. Pure and Simple. From my ass. (*cough* ...donkey if you prefer...)
      3. Relished camel mucus...Quite delectable on biscuits, if I may say so.
      4. Purely pured pea puree. Recycled through the human digestive system- My favorite o_O
      5. Hair grease- used commonly on Llamas. And licked by yours truely. =)

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    • Kemp's Suttle Excretion

      'Twas yet another hot day at work, and Kemp was more tired than ever. His uterary glands were acting up yet again, and his sockets began to close in on his sweaty eye balls. Still resisting the change that had overcome his seminiferous senses, he trodded on through the mud and shit stained blades of grass. Reaching for the golf cart, he fell backwards and lost his senses even more. Now the pain was so overwhelming he could not help but lose his sanity- oh, partiallity. He clawed the cement before his entwined fingers, but alas, his scull collapsed.


      'Tis the end of Kemp's suttle excretion. 'Shall we ever know what the excretion truely was? Perhaps, if I feel like thinking of one good reason he should excrete anything at all... You will find out for yourself- but, do you really WANT to?
      Yes.

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    • Angeline Cromer

      hey babe I was going through peoples profiles, and i think you are an interesting guy, and hot too. I was doing a lil cam show for my friends gettin naughty, hit me up on MSN my names rosemarypmsh@hotmail.com xoxo bye xoxo

      10/15/08 via Mobile
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      Johanna Blabla

      i copied you vidoe cuz i really liked it :L sry!

      7/4/06
    • Johanna Blabla
      Johanna Blabla

      i keep thinking three days grace couse thats what courtney told me and i think chantel said that once too so then i wasent sure whitch one it was lol. how are things there schools out you must be happy

      7/2/06