pick the 3rd letter in your first name....

A - Beautiful
B - Ugly
C - Pretty
D - Jewish
E - Sexy
F - Hot
G - Boyish
H - Preppy
I - Girly
J - Gothic
K - Punky
L - Popular
M - Geeky
N - Nerdy
O - Retarded
P - Gay
Q - Lesbian
R - Gorgeous
S - Lesbian
T - Emo
U - Christian
V - Wonderful
W - Slutty
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated

now the 3rd letter in your last name...

A - Alcoholic
B - Boy
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Sex machine
F - Retard
G - Girl
H - Jew
I - Geek
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Motherfucker
M - Whore
N - Punk
O - Beauty Queen
P - Princess
Q - Queen
R - Babe
S - Crackwhore
T - Fucker
U - Asshole
V - Jackass
W - Slut
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic

Put your results here

BRITISH 90s KID IF...

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"

YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.

YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.

RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE

Last night, in the town of chiddingfold, a party took place. Populated mostly by St. Cats girls, the 3 members of Prison feild students managed to escape into the fields with their fellow bedales aquaintences. Which turned out to be more than just 'aquaintences' by the end of the evening.ehem. Resulting from accesive alcohol consumption, cannabis smoking and overdosing of Dextrose,Laura L,Emily A-J & Stephanie W certainly made an impression on Alex Cables parents. ''I KNOW YOU WELL MISS EMILY ATTWOLL-JONES'', quoted by a father on the verge of breakdown. After intake of a substance mostly referd to as 'weed', 2 members of the group consisting of Jack, Matt, Paddy, MELVIN...NOT MARVIN..-haha, Lau, Emily, Steph, Robbie, Freddie and Charlie were left (no names mentioned) in the long grass to um- ok, No. The music could have been improved, and Laura Little and Jack Murphy were quoted to have 'Rudely interupted the spice girls for a less approved of song'. Earlier that evening George Barnette was assulted by Laura Little. 'YOU HAVE PUT ON WEIGHT' and it was later on when the song 'firestarter' was said to go on for 20 minutes, when in fact, it had only just started..
LUCY AND LAURA ALSO SLEPT ON MELVINS SHOLDER
Before the comotion of the party, there had been reports of a young girl parading around the town of haslemere coverd entirley in a white duvet. She went by the name of Lucy. There was then another report of an underage driver in a country lane, driving the car full of 14 year olds girls. He was said to be wearing eyeline and a black hoody with ''jolly baba'' imprinted on the front. Many thought he was carrying a torch on his head, but we have now found out it was , infact, his hair. If you see a bright orange vision wearing black, please call 999.

As a finalising paragraph, i will leave you with one message. Do not drink, smoke, or overdose on energy tablets. The following may occur -
o Hallucinating about a Dorito
o losing all bodily fluid to the opoosite sex.
o Being man handled.
o Falling for the cheesiest chatup lines.
o Going further than intended.

We have just been informed that the Priors feild girls are no long welcome at anymore of Alex Cables parties...''THEY ARE TOO WILD''- quoted by her mother.

Bare in mind i am writing this a matter of hours after the party...if i have offended anyone in the prosess. My appolagise...