Ur Ghanaian when.......
1.U’ve drank Malt Before
2.Uve gotten money from tha adults 4 dancin at a party.
3.Ur parents still dance 2 tha electric slide at parties
4.Ur parents add “O” to tha end of every sntence: Shutup-O! Get me water O!
5.U’ve been told “Gyae Saa!”(stop that) or “Ko Na Ko Dware!"(go and bath)
6.U’ve been slapped 4 not greetin someone
7.U’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something wit ur left hand
8.U gotta call all tha older Ghanians u kno uncle or auntie even if they not related!
9.Ur parents talk HELLA loud on tha phone 'specially if its long distance
10.U get calls at 3 in tha morning from relatives askin 4 money
11.Ur parents ask “Why don’t u bring ur friends to ur own house?”
12.U kno who Daddy Lumba is
13.U been scared watchin the movies ur parents bring from back hme
14.There is always rice, fufu, or kenke' in ur house
15.Ur parents gt they,re he and she mixed up
16.If u find Cedis in ur wallet once in a while
17.Ur parents wanna call ur name but they call all ur siblings first b4 they get it rite!
18.A party starts at 6 and u sho up at 10
19.Uve had a family member stayin ova 4 long (like movein.....but not really)
20.U always hear ur parents say “Ah ah!”
21.When ur parents threaten to send u “back home” when u misbehave
22.U know exactly wut a "knock" is and how it feels
23.U always have maggi cubes in ur house
24.U gotta pronounce ur first or last name 20 times for people n they still don’t get it rite!
25.Ur laughin at this stuff cuz some of its happened 2 u

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word!
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and see what i say about u?
16. Would you ever meet up with me?
17. wuld u hav sex wit me hehe?