1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his personalised brand of leisure wear

2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames

3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Lierpool Vs Everton mean to Kuyt or yobo?

4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does it

5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub

6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew

7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery results

All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets

9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA

10) The GAA is about where you’re from. Soccer is about who you like

11) No segregation at GAA games

12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of Carlow

13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park

14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty

15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can’t buy Sam!

5) The GAA may not appreciate its women as much as it should but at least we all know who Cora Stanunton is. The most famous woman in English soccer is Posh Spice

16) Under age players get to be part of the biggest days in hurling and football at half-time in the All-Ireland.

17) Micheal O’Murchearaigh.

1 If a GAA player ever jumped at a spectator like Eric Cantona did the rest of his team would join in. So would the rest of the crowd.

19)Vinnie Jones grabbed Gascoignes testicles. Paudie O’Se decked Joe McNally during the National Anthem. McNally learnt his lesson. Gascoigne just got worse.

20) The GAA season always leaves you wanting more. The soccer season leaves soccer people demanding less. "Fewer games please"

21) Old soccer players get testimonials, Old GAA players just slip down to junior.

22) Rural villages = A Church, A Post-office, a Pub and a GAA pitch.

23) Pints after the match with the lad you knocked seven lumps of crap out of in the game.

24)Croke park on a Summer’s Day.

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♥ 1.Ruth Sheridan
♥ 2.Michelle Daire
♥ 3.Allison Daire
♥ 4.Aoife Downes
♥ 5.Laura Daire
♥ 6.Niamh Langan
♥ 7.James Kelly
♥ 8.Peter Kelly
♥ 9.Lorna Denahey
♥ 10.Gareth Clarke
♥ 11.Joanne Bourke
♥ 12.Marie Barry nd Laura Farrell
♥ 13.Ailish Gallagher
♥ 14.Emma Loftus
♥ 15.Ciara Hanahoe
♥ 16.Mary Langan


Q: Have you ever kissed 6?
A: Duno? i dnt tink so!!

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 15?
A: Monday at football trainin!!

Q: Is number 4 pretty?
A: Ya she s sooooo cute!!

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A: Shes pure sound!!!

Q: How did you meet 3?:
A: Duno, i jus kinda did!!!

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: Depends if dey wer prevoked

Q: Is 2 one f your best friend$?:
A: Sumtimes!!!!lol

Q. How long have you known number 13?
A: 4 2 yrs

Q: Have you seen 15 naked?
A: nope nd i dnt wanna(no offence ciara)

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: I hope nt coz dat wud b sik(bt nw dat u mention it i tink she mite av!!!EWWWWW!!!!)

Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
A: Talked at football trainin!!!!

Q. If you could give anything to number 2 what would it be?
A: A kick up da arse!!!lol

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A: i dnt tink dey even no each oda!!!!

Q. If number 11 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
A: purple!!! like er air usta b!!!Lol

Q: Have you ever been to 8's house?
A: Yep

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?:
A: maybe wen i ws bout 2!!!!!

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?:
A: Probly 2day lol!!!!

Q: Are you real close to 11?:
A: Nt really close bt we av da craic n da middle of geography wen mr allen snt lukin!!!LOL

Q: Have you ever kissed 2?
A: I dnt tink so!?!?!?!?!

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A: I duno i probly av bt i cnt remember!!

Q. Whats number 13 house like?
A: Duno it out da bog sumware!!!lol

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?:
A: nope neva!!

Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
A: Nope!!!

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: she always jibes me

Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
A: Yep!!!

Q: How did you meet 10?
A: Dwn at da lodge every xmas nd new year!!!!

Q: What would you do if you had never met 1?
A: Id b sane

Q: What would you do if 6 and 15 dated?
A: id gt a bit worried

Q: Have you ever seen 16 cry?
A: nope!

Q: Do you think 1 is cute/gorgeous/sexy?
A: No shes an ugly faggot dat wont leave me alone!!!! (nly mesin shes all o dem!!!)

Q: Tell me something about number 3.
A: She lurvs me!!!!xox (nd lotsa oda people bt i wnt go namin names!!!)

Q: would you ever go on a date with number 12?
A: Nope i really like dem bt nt dat much!!!

Q: What's 11's favorite color?
A: id say pink!!!

Q: Fact about 8?
A: Hes queer!!(nly jibin)es gr8 at cutin da grass!

Q: who is 14 going out with?
A: dnt av a clue!!!

Q: What does 5 do for a livin?
A: goes 2 skul f dats 4 a livin!!!

Q: What do you think about 3?
A: Shes gaaaaaawwwwwjus!!!!!

Q: What's the best thing about number 9?
A: Shes always pure hyper!!!

Q: Favorite Memory with 2?
A: I duno ders 2 many!!!xXx

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