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Riocard
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Male, 32,
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- So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone, at about three o clock in the morning looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzie wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions theres a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... thats a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzie went on stage and did a great show.....
- Music
- interpol, pink floyd, 2 many djs, air, aphex twin, beastie boys, bb king, doves, snow patrol, super furry animals, flaming lips, handsome boy modelling school, jimi hendrix, kanye west, killers, led zeppelin, massive attack, mylo, prodigy, tribe called quest, q-tip, radiohead, ryan adams, etc etc ..........
- Films
- closer, gladiator, anchorman, kill bill, cable guy, zoolander, apocolypse now, wedding crashers, life of brian, dodgeball, lost in translation, zodiac, transformers, any of the bourne movies.. & many many many others
- Sports
- yes
- Drinks
- still off the booze, so most things non alcoholic as long as there's no banana content in it.....
- Happiest When
- eating, sculpting "The Guns", not in work, taking long romantic walks on the beach and watching the sunset/rise.... the usual really
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Should I get drunk on my birthday this year? (first time in 2yrs)
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- "That rabbit looks like Harvey Keitel"
- "What's this clit power? I knew a Father Clint Power once but.."
- "There is a child stuck in the Tunnel of Goats"
- "what's your favourite humming noise?"
- "Get away from me! I don't want to catch the menopause!"
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The Rules of Wedding Crashing:
* Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
* Rule #2: Never use your real name.
* Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.
* Rule #4: No one goes home alone.
* Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.
* Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
* Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.
* Rule #8: Be the life of the party.
* Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
* Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.
* Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
* Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.
* Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.
* Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
* Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
* Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.
* Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
* Rule #18: You love animals and children.
* Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
* Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below)
* Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.
* Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
* Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
* Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.
* Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
* Rule #26: Of course you love her.
* Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
* Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.
* Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
* Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
* Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
* Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
* Rule #33: Never go back to your place.
* Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.
* Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.
* Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
* Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
* Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
* Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
* Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
* Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavement
* Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
* Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
* Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
* Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!
* Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
* Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
* Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.
* Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
* Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
* Rule #51: Always pull out in time.
* Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to st0 Comments 315 weeks
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The Kooks - Inside in/Inside out
Contrary to popular belief, this album is shit. Really really bad. Tagged as the “new kings of Indie”, this album sums up all that is bad about the music industry at the moment - SAME OLD SAME OLD SAME OLD. "Sofa Song" sums up the level of the quality on show here. This sounds very much like a bunch of loser kids who sit on their sofa and write tunes, badly, while stoned. Don't believe the hype, believe your ears and they're telling you it's rubbish. They have simply cashed in on The Libertines, Strokes and Artic Monkeys fad. This album is no more than a load of mediocre songs that wouldn’t be fit to be b-sides for any half decent band. Its a lame attempt at being trendy, and if you spend your life in topman these are the band for you - catchy "sing along but don’t remember any of the words" tunes which have been destroyed by radio overplay and molly coddling. The album is hailed as an indie rock album. I mean look, they have unkempt hair and look like they don't wash. They pretend that they don't want to be loved by the adoring masses and moan on their records. But anyone who would classify this album under the same headings as the likes of The Stone Roses self titled album or “The Queen is Dead” by The Smiths needs to have their head screwed back on. Now maybe the cynic in me would not allow the enjoyment of the album for this reason. But perhaps it is just because it is just shit.
Rolling Stone:
“There are a couple of decent Brit-pop numbers... but the rest is utterly forgettable, shoddily produced retro rock that at its worst sounds like a Brighton-accented version of the Spin Doctors, minus the hit songs and amusing facial hair.”
Uncut:
“Breathless power-pop offset by an innuendo-laden lyricism”
Pitchfork:
“The Kooks take elements from their up-and-coming peers and a name from Hunky Dory, achieving an adolescent universality that's at once their strongest pitch and greatest failing.”
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Carol Ann11/20/10I scored $401 in my spare time being online! I went to - http://goo.gl/DCrgl Dont say I never help anyone!
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Chemistry Gigs10/20/08Riocard Chemistry Says: Dance The Recession Away!! This week Chemistry is 2 for 1 before Midnight!! That means you can dance to sweaty disco tunes for 1/2 PRICE if you bring a friend !! This week also features a New Indie Room Dj and new drinks promos to beat those recessionary blues!! So now there's no reason not to get filthy down at Chemistry this week!! +++ The 29th of October sees our favourite pounding dance duo Timmy & Tommy (Full Tilt Recordings), attack the dance-floor in Wax and leave it with electro scarring and techno bruises! These two never dissappoint and are definitely worth checking out!!! Admission is €5 and doors at 10pm +++
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Ucd Ents9/22/08Official 02 Headphone Disco This Thursday @ The Button Factory Full Silent Disco As Seen @ Oxegen This Summer. 2 Channels On Each Set of Headphones So If You Dont Like A Song Just Change Over! E5 Tickets on Sale in Shops in UCD Admission E6 With Participating Society Card General Admission E8 E10 Deposit Required For Headphones - Repayed @ The End of The Night Apologies That Some of Our Drinks Promotions Were Out of Stock Last Week! This Week Expect To See All The Following! Bottles Bavaria E2 VK Ice Alcopops E2 Mohito Cocktails E2 Fat Frog Bottles E3 Pints Coors Light E3 Bottle Tiger Beer E3 Vodka & Rockstar E3 Glass of Wine E3 Doors @ 11PM. 18's ID Required. R.O.A.R. 2022
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Chemistry5/30/08Riocard Chemistry Proudly Presents, CHEMISTRY EXPERIMENT Kavinsky Hystereo (Live Set) Super Extra Bonus Party (DJ Set) Deadbots (Live Set) Warlords of Pez (DJ Set) Miss Marcos Nicky Coghlan Chemistry DJs Wednesday, June 18th in Wax / Spy, South William Street, Dublin Tickets are available from City Discs, Templebar priced €16 (incl. booking fee), or at the door on the night priced €17 Doors 9pm til' late. Drinks as always are €3.50!!! Get in early, this is going to be a good one!!! Hope to see you there.
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Licky Party5/24/08The biggest Hip-Hop & R'n'B Party EVER!! Frank Jez & DJ WAX Bank Holiday Sunday June 1st TWENTYONE CLUB Doors 10pm to 4am!!
(arrive early to secure entry) -- Prepare for the Biggest Bank Holiday Sunday to ever hit Dublin. Ireland's Hottest Radio and Club DJ's have teamed up to deliver an explosive night of Hip-Hop & R'n'B in the city's trendiest nightclub on the southside, twentyone club Special features of twentyone club & lounge include seven plasma screens, eight bed booths, VIP area for private parties and functions, and an amazing new dance floor with dance podiums. Ireland's only club with fully live DVD video mixing VJ's. Great Drink Promo's on night include Double Vodka & Red bull €6.50 Bottle of Miller €3 Pint of Amstel €3 Doors open 10pm, arrive early to avoid disappointment. R.O.A.R
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Get Your Free 14 Night Stand Guestlist Place - 20 To Give Away For Every Event Trivia Has Been Added To the Line-Up For Friday 16th Copy our skin onto your profile and leave a comment on our page and you win a guestlist to any event of your choice. The full lineup is as follows. Please specify which event you want guestlist for. Monday 12th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Redz Tuesday 13th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Purty Kitchen Wednesday 14th: THE CORONAS LIVE IN THE STUDENT BAR THEN... FREE BUSES TO THE OFFICIAL BEACH PARTY AT D:TWO, HARCOURT STREET Thursday 15th: Purty Kitchen + XX1 Club & Lounge Friday 16th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Redz + Trivia (3 Bottle of Corona E10/Pints Miller & Vodka and Dash E3.50/Mickey Fins E3) Monday 19th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Redz Tuesday 20th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Purty Kitchen Wednesday 21st: D:TWO, HARCOURT STREET Thursday 22nd: CARNIVAL (PLAYBOY PARTY!!!-Max 3 items of Clothing) Purity Kitchen & XX1 Club Friday 23rd: THE CORONAS LIVE AT XX1 Club & Lounge - ON STAGE AT 11PM + Redz Monday 26th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Redz Tuesday 27th: XX1 Club & Lounge + Purty Kitchen Wednesday 28th: XX1 Club & Lounge Thursday 29th: Purty Kitchen + XX1 Club & Lounge 1338
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Chemistry2/8/08
Chemistry Proudly Presents, Teenage Bad Girl (Citizen Records) Wednesday, February 13th in Wax/Spy, South William Street Support From; Chemistry DJs Admission €12 before midnight (€14 after). Doors at 10 pm €3 drinks All Night ! + Specials Teenage Bad Girl Info: http://www.myspace.com/teenagebadgirl Advance Tickets (€13 inc. booking fee) on Sale at Chemistry / in City Discs ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chemistry runs every Wednesday in Wax/Spy, South William Street Upstairs (Spy) is the Alternative / Indie room And in the basement (Wax) we have a dedicated Electro room Drinks are €3 + €5 Cocktail Specials On The Night Double Vodka & Shark for only €6!! Admission is €5. Doors open at 10pm. Boys Noize/ Daft Punk/ Teenage Bad Girl/ Kings of Leon/ Guns N' Bombs/ The Teenagers/ Foals/ Digitalism/ Justice/ SebastiAn/ MSTRKRFT/ The Whip/ The Knife
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Drewry Cooper11/2/07its still ok to say you re in your mid 20s if you re 3 year shy of, ahem, 30 - right? the worst thing about that age according to neil morrissy is the "gradual loss of firm Skin". depressing really isn't it. Anyway here's to ya for next week. enjoy. D
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Caitriona Carty9/22/07Just so you know I'm ignoring that last comment!
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Anna Kelly9/11/07i never got to touch that ass half as much as i would have liked last week!!!
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Aoife Todd7/23/07whos been spreading those vicious rumours!? haha having a blast, weathers great. went to la yesterday and mingled with a few celebs, you know yourself. hows the penninsula holding up, i sometimes worry the stream myt have gone out of business without us. tell nadia i said howdy!
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Pj Peaches N'Screams7/5/07
where does one find this magical software that allows me to use my ipod in my car????
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Anna Kelly6/22/07
hey gorgeous!!
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Caitriona Carty6/9/07
"enjoying the exam weather"?! DICKHEAD.
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Rebecca Greene6/7/07Hello!! Im in the process of uploading photos from Hughs! Hope you had a good one!
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Gilly6/4/07
1st Rule of Business - never break that shake! Dont worry I will botox my hands next time so my sweat glands will no longer hinder me - its on
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Carol Ann6/1/07
hey ya!!hope u remember my party is on tomro!!its in my house around 8ish!!hope too cu there!!
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Peter Hyde5/25/07Tomorrow at half 10. Meeting at 10. Don't know if we need numbers but if you're around pop by. Keith is organising it as far as I know.
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Peter Hyde5/21/07
Rock are you going to the past pupils' match?
magic.
Drewry Cooper 0 Repliesactually, i don t know who i think i was making fun of your fashion masterpieces; circa 1992 i was sporting a feckin overlap
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