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Orna W.

4yrs now with mr.desmond himself!! god wheres it gone!! scary thought!!

5/5/09 | me too! | Reply

Orna W.
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  • Female, 25, Luv 214
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Me, Myself, and I
<----- sunny spain! in between the rain! :L
Welcome to webby's page or that cud be ginger nuts's or horny orny (apparently!) etc...!!! cruising into 2nd yr midwifery in UCC!! woo 1st class honours in my exams! god knows how but im not complainin! midwifery..its a degree in pulling!! :L
How depressing is it being 20?!! my teenage yrs r gone! :( i dnt lik it!
The Other Half Of Me
Peter Desmond

Peter Desmond

stuck with him for the last 4yrs!! xx

Music
hmmmmm...whats my fav music! era nything really not fussed..chart stuff
Films
its gotta be Grease! sad i know but Ive LOVED that film since i was bout 6 so...!!! why cant we all look lik sandy in that black cat suit! its majorly depressing! shrek has gotta be another favourite! its thescottish accent that does it!!! why do they give an example of the shawshank redemption?! am i the only one that doesnt like that film..or maybe it was the teacher that made us watch it that i didnt like either way it doesnt matter!!!
Sports
im sure ya can guess by the name! im a true rugger hugger! a born nd bred rugby girl! its in my blood! go sailing the odd time 2 when im dragged!!
Scared Of
FISH..they freak the fecking bejesus outta me for sum reason. dunno wat is it bout them but im terrified. its prob those big googly eyes they have. i refuse to go swimming in the sea cos of them. damn those stupid creatures!
Happiest When
having cuddles with peter!! hehe.

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    • A midwive's nightmare!!

      I wish I was a foetus
      I never would be bored
      Sitting in my uterus
      Swinging on my cord.

      To worry obstetricians
      I'd be a proper beast
      I'd change position on the hour
      Transverse, oblique then breech.

      To student midwives I'd present
      A mystifying case
      I'd hide myself inside the os
      And leave an empty space.

      I'd tie my cord into a knot
      And wave it through the cervix
      I'd give the midwives such a shock
      And laugh off all my vernix.

      And when my membranes rupture
      I'd be a right old pest
      Presenting large diameters
      I'd transversely arrest.

      I'd tell my pal placenta
      To get himself detached
      To theatre then the lot of us
      Would pronto be dispatched.

      And when they start to caesar
      I'd laugh and think 'Tee-hee!'
      When no-one else is looking
      I'll come vaginally

      1 Comment 265 weeks

    • the penis!

      I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

      •I do physical labour.
      •I work at great depths.
      •I plunge head first into everything I do.
      •I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
      •In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.
      •I work in a damp environment.
      •I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
      •I work in extremely high temperatures.

      Dear Penis,
      After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

      •You do not work 8 hours straight.
      •You fall asleep after brief work periods.
      •You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
      •You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
      •You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
      •You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
      •You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
      •You will retire well before you are 65.
      •You are unable to work double shifts.
      •You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
      •As if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

      0 Comments 314 weeks

    • Black Testicles?!

      A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
      Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
      He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
      The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. Th at was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...

      A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

      0 Comments 315 weeks

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    • Susie C
      luv Susie C

      well im still waiting!!! BORING!!!!!!!!!!!

      9/23/09
    • Denise Shine
      luv Denise Shine

      Hey orna!!:) just saw the baby pics there, congratulations hun she's stunning!!!:) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      9/22/09
    • Susie C
      luv Susie C

      mummy orna! Wana go for coffeeeeeee friday or something???

      8/25/09
    • Karen Hurley
      luv Karen Hurley

      Hey Mummy! :) Congrats!! was flickin through the pics, shes just gorgeous!!! Ye'll be off to Supernova soon enough!! :L x

      8/16/09
    • Paula Stanton
      luv Paula Stanton

      congradulations sweetie on freya shes absoloutley gorgeous hope your keeping well..xxx

      8/5/09
    • Laura Browne
      luv Laura Browne

      Freya is gorgeous,before long you'll be bringin her in to Supernova!!!!

      8/4/09
    • Ciara Bracken
      luv Ciara Bracken

      aw orna shes gorgeous.. congratulations :) :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/3/09
    • Joanne Moynihan
      luv Joanne Moynihan

      hey gal hows things d photos are fab freya is absoultely gorgeous!:) .

      8/3/09
    • Niamh Cotter
      Niamh Cotter

      hi girl.. shes absolutely gorgeous!! congrats x x x

      8/3/09
    • Laura Browne
      luv Laura Browne

      hey girlie, susan told me bout Freya,congrats to you and Peter!!!!hope all is well with the 3 of ye!!!

      7/30/09
    • Susie C
      luv Susie C

      See a love!!!

      7/19/09
    • Susie C
      Susie C

      i tried to give you love there mummy but i ran out of them so ill give you one tomorrow! xx

      7/17/09
    • luv Dee Dee

      picas of the baba asap pleeezeee!!!xxx

      7/13/09
    • Peter Desmond
      luv Peter Desmond

      im dnt eat that shit:) why didnt u give me love?

      7/9/09
    • Susie C
      luv Susie C

      wow! i cant wait though!! hee hee im around all day tomorrow if you are!

      7/6/09
    • Laura-Marie Spillane
      luv Laura-Marie Spillane

      Probably shudnt write the number on bebo but the one i have is 087 92726167? that right? Well anyway my 21st is on sat july 11th which is 2moro week, in nemo in douglas and id love if you and peter could make it, havnt seen you in an age!!!!!xxxxx

      7/3/09
    • Laura-Marie Spillane
      luv Laura-Marie Spillane

      Hey hun, I tried to text you bout my bday and youre news? ;) Did you get a new number?xxx

      6/30/09
    • Susie C
      luv Susie C

      hows thingys??

      6/8/09
    • Steph Lehane
      luv Steph Lehane

      I'm baaaaaaaack!! Woo!! :) Heres some love!! xx

      6/4/09