my aristocrat - ricardo fell haha
My wife - VICTORRRIAA!!!
My husband - oliiiiverrr!!! **mwah**
My mum -
My dad -
My grandad - peter
My big sister - TABY!!! hu i also have on the side aaaa
My big brother - adam!!!
My little sister - mini hallam...bessiee
My little brother -peter
My daughter - jim
My son -
My bit on the side - TABY!! MWUHAHA ***GAG***
My best friend -
My neice -
My nephew -
my uncle-
my aunt -
My pet - sam
My personal shopper -
My sex slave - sam
My rabbit lover - sam
My siamese twin - NAIA!!
My next door neighbour -
My inspiration - richrard..i want to look like a man OK
My god -ANTONAI COLQUITT...ALWAYS HAD BEEN ..ALWAYS WILL BE
My stalker - ashton
MY LIFE-VICTORIA....hu has a gun to my head

100 fings bout me

1. Slept naked? yerp

2. Taken a shower with someone? yea

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? yerp

4. Driven a car? yea

5.Stolen anything? yea

6. Been in love? yep how stupid

7. Been dumped? kinda

8. Stole money from a friend/family member? i have borrowed money..its a different thing!!

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yea lol

10. Been in a fist fight? Yea

11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Yea....bog room window wooop!!

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? never!!...probz

13. Been arrested? hahahaah unfortunelty

14. Hugged a stranger? yea..leeds fest!

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yea

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yea

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? haha nooo ther are onli nerli ded peeple in my vilage!!

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yea

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yea

20. Lost a friend? yea

21. Been on a plane? yea

22. Been to an island? yeah we live on 1

23. plays football? yea

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yess very very much soo!!!

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeah in da summa

26. Made a snow angel? yea

27. Played dress up? yea

28. Cheated while playing a game? Yea

29. Been lonely? Yea

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? yea

32. Felt an earthquake? noo

33. Touched a snake? yea i had a pet one called nobery!!

34. Ran a red light? i havnt personaally but bin in a car that has

35. Been suspended from school? yess

36. Had detention? yer but didnt go to em ...rebel!

37. Been in a car accident? yea

38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? nopre

39. Used a fake id? nope
!

41. Been lost? i have indeed

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? eeek i dont do geoigraphy

44. Cried yourself to sleep? yea

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yea...luv!

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yea

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yea

50. Kissed in the rain? yea

51. Sang in the shower? yea

52. Made love in a park? sort of ...lol it was sandy is that stil a park?

53. Had a dream that you married someone? nope

54. Glued your hand to something? ye naia!!


55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No

57. Been a cheerleader? yerp

58. Had more than ten boyfriendss? mmm probz wen i was in primary skewl but i dont reli do little things..either a

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? na

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? haha nooo i was a beast and watched saw 3 in ma tod!!

61. Played chicken? wat is it???

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yea my hana barlow!

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yea

64. Broken a bone? yea an arm and wrist and few fingers

65. Been easily amused? ahhaa nethin amuses me!!

66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yea...barker!!

67. Mooned/flashed someone? yea

68. Cheated on a test? Yea

69. Forgotten someone's name? yea

71. Done something dumb while drunk? i never dont do dumb stuff. god that sounds dumb

73. Blacked out from drinking? yea

74. Played a prank on someone? yea

75. Gone to a late night movie? yea

76. Made love to anything not human? ha ha thats piss funny what dya make love to that aint human

77. Failed a class? yea french errr!!!!!!!

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yeah

79. Smoked weed? Yea

80. Stayed up all night? yea

81. Celebrate the 4th of July? noo but i shud any excuse to get reked!!

82. Thrown strange objects? Yea

83. Felt like killing someone? Yea

84. Thought about running away? yea when i was little

86. Got a piercing? yeah

87. Cut your own hair? yea

89. Made a parent cry? yea

90. Cried over

You have a nice______.

You make me _______.

I really love when you ___________.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)