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Ross Brownlee

Offshore pooooooooop !!! :P

9/10/09 | me too! | Reply

Ross Brownlee
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  • Member since: February 2005
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Offshore Tiger............ Mew Mew!! woo ha!
Me, Myself, and I
I can solve a rubiks cube.

I love irony. For instance:
Does anyone else find the word "Lisp" a bit ironic???
Monet was Blind and Beethoven was Deaf???

New funny word of the day - Flong.

I now live a life at sea with only Leatherback turtles and basking sharks for company, keeping oil and gas flowing so you can turn the heating up a notch and keep your tootsies warm. Generally a pleasant occupation involving much drinking of the tea variety, and a mastery of the hallowed coffee machine!

Life here is hard, we have to maintain a constant watch against dolphins armed with flick-knives or cudgels and islamic fundamentalist seagulls. Not to mention the marauding hoards of greenpeace activists.

expro_ross@hotmail
facebook... strangely complicated to use after bebo!
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Rowena Taylor

Rowena Taylor

A very funky munky....

Music...
Josh Ritter, Cherry Ghost, Reverand and the makers, Paramore, Gabriella Cilmi, Kate Walsh, Luciana Caporaso, Astrid Williamson, Beirut, Cibo Matto, Spook, Stateless, Beth Rowley, Fourtet, Diesler, Belleruche, Quantic Soul Orchestra, Tosca, Sao Paris, John Mayer, John Mayall, Muse, Giant Drag, Ray La Montagne, the list goes on and on......
Books...
Actually read loads. Fly through books really quickly, if its crap though it stands out a mile and gets chucked. booo!
Arty Farty
Peter Lloyd, Lucie Bennet, Mauricio Ortiz, Kate Marshall, Antoni Gaudi, Swava Harasymovicz, Troy Paiva, Award winning scupltor Euan Taylor!!
Scared Of...
The Sea. Helicopters. Big F***in Fires at work! Big F***in booms at work. Shit choice of job then eh?!?
Happy When...
Suns out, tunes are on, sitting in the garden, beers out. bra. Also on the chopper on the way home, always good. well, until you hit inbredville shetland where its wind, or fog, or wind AND fog. nice. good night out though.
Likes
Girls in Gregories! I don't know why. Is that weird? There's just something about girls wearing specs that i find amazin!!

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    • my favourite verses....

      Funeral Blues - IMHO the most amzing piece of writing i have ever heard, the original 5 verses were a satire of funerals but the 4 verse version i think is just mind blowing...

      Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
      prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
      Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
      Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

      Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
      Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead.
      Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
      Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

      He was my North, my South, my East and West,
      My working week and my Sunday rest,
      My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
      I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

      The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
      Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
      Pour away the ocean and sweep up the woods;
      For nothing now can ever come to any good.

      W.H. Auden

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      Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

      1 Comment 327 weeks

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    • Tandy Smolka
      Tandy Smolka

      heyy want to come chat w/ me? txt QTPIE to 68398 ;)

      10/7/12 via Mobile
    • Ronnie

      Looking forward to coming across, thank you for the welcome

      11/29/09
    • Paul Murray
      luv Paul Murray

      Alright dude, how's tricks? We're up Friday for Sparky n Peps leaving perty in the Milton which I believe you will be atending!!!! Think the chicks have sorted out the finer details!!! Pish up!!!!! Aaaaagh!!! Oh and I'll remember that fuckin parcel shelf! Laters dude, gotta head for work. Bra!!!!!

      9/20/09
    • L E W I S
      L E W I S

      hahaha yeh man its good fun like think might be poping up dundee to get a kittin????? i might drive up lol so u can see it then made a few mod since last seen u lol howz stuff with yous???

      9/18/09
    • Dj Seeb

      alright big man

      9/4/09
    • Mike Soave
      luv Mike Soave

      rosco !! im not bad at all, hows life? well yes it has, brazil and argentina !! so i hope ul b there for a shoulder to cry on wen i loose :P

      6/22/09
    • L E W I S
      L E W I S

      hahaha lol sounds fun

      6/18/09
    • Clairey Xx
      luv Clairey Xx

      hey u:D am good ta hows things?? hows rory doin bet he gettin big!! we are all good cheers ul have to come round with him to see mum lol:D xx

      6/18/09
    • L E W I S
      L E W I S

      orite man...goin good yeh got the xr2 fixed so hopefully get drivin it theis week lol got ur card 2day thanks got a good laugh from it lol....howz the wee man doin??

      6/15/09
    • Lisa Spence
      Lisa Spence

      Hey stranger how are you? xx

      6/2/09
    • Susan Mary Carnochan

      so how the hell do u use it then ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Tell me......

      5/1/09
    • Hotrod
      Hotrod

      creak , creak , na got myself a flat in barnhill been here a wee while now so its bra , but yeah the splitz and star jumps still go on just got sound effects wi them now lol :) :) i know bet ya cant wait to get back , 4 weeks off sounds alright thou x

      4/29/09
    • Hotrod
      Hotrod

      its just one big boaky creeker everytime i stand up or down lol :O :O :O :O ...so how long ya go way at the time u seem 2 be way everytime i talk 2 ya hun x

      4/29/09
    • Hotrod
      Hotrod

      just recover tuesday till thursdy lol :) :) but yeah im good hun , hows u ? xx no love so have some happyness:D :D :D xx

      4/28/09
    • Scott
      Scott

      nobody is interested in a metmong reunion i feel let down and violated by the lot of them.... again

      4/3/09
    • Mike Soave
      Mike Soave

      yo yo , u bak in the dee? pub for the footy on sat?

      3/25/09
    • Tarty Harty
      Tarty Harty

      Are you not speaking to me mr brownlee????

      3/22/09