1.Where were you when it turned 2007?
kevs house pissed as hell wiv vodka in my hand

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
my perfect lykness to willy wonka wen i went to the prom

3. What song are you listening to right now?
it keeps changing im being fussy

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
Nope

6. Do you own an iPod?
i hav an ipod shuffle

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
"it was worth it"

8. What does your mom do for a living?
almost a soliciter (Y)

9. What will you do tonight?
be lazy

10. What’s your favourite memory from last weekend?
realising on sunday that friday was just a loud happy blur which was ded ded good

11. What are the last two digits of your phone number?
66

12. What was the last thing you ate?
yoghurt

13. What was last thing you drank?
chocolate milk

14. What was the last movie you watched?
Ghost rider wiv amz n fuzz last night

15. What do you dislike at the moment?
lonelyness :S although im not fussed these days

16. What food do you crave right now?
summit for tea

17. What did you dream last night?
that i had magic powers..but that wasnt a dream..or was it ;p

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
probably scrubs..dr coz is my idol

19. What is your favourite piece of jewellery?
barbed wire ring

20. Name someone on your Top Friends who is just like you?
no one is just like me

22. Who last text messaged you?
beasley

23. Are you on any medication?
you wdv thought so wouldnt ya?

24. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
single bed..u try having a choice

25. What colour shirt are you wearing?
black wiv a teddy on it havin a gun held to his hed

26.what is your favourite frozen treat?
vodka ice cubes

27. How many piercings do you have?
0

28. What's your favourite store?
HMV Gamestation Amazon Tesco Co-op and market stalls that sell wierd one of a kind trinkets

29. Are you thirsty right now?
wouldnt mind a triple jack n coke now u mention it

30. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
sum1 blonde to make blonde jokes about im scared of getting rusty

31. What did you do last night?
meal piccytures n stuff

32. Do you care what people think about you?
wots the point i dont think about them ol (but thats more cuz im lazy than nething)

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
Yep

35. What are your font colours on AIm?
pink and its WLM

36. Where do you live?
Clayton

37. Are you aggressive?
i hope not

38. Mobile Phone Network?
Orange

39. Do you like the person who posted this last?
hell yeh its jen who dusnt??lol

40. Do you know their birthday?
course i do its that day in the other month that side of summer(Y)

41. What is the thing that you would most like to change about
them?
see them more often

43. What do you smell like right now?
jack daniels

44. What are your favourite colours?
pink black silver n red

45. Do you like mustard?
No

46. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
WAKE UP

47. Would you ever sky-dive?
how cool would that be

49. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
No it costs money

50. What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..sorry my heart moniter stoppeed..i think i died of boredom or sumthing

51. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
hell yes best thing ever

53. Do you own a digital camera?
Yep

54. What celebrities have you been compared to?
willy wonka n probs sum others

55. Who is your favourite Star Wars character?
the gay robot

56. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but don't?
dam ringht

57. Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes

59. Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
No

60. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?
i dont thin i have an opposite sex

AS BEFORE THE BADGER CHRONICLES MAY CONTAIN IMAGES THAT SOME READERS MAY FIND DISTURB THEM TO THEIR VERY CORE AND THESE READERS SHOULD DEVELOPE PHYSCHIC POWERS SO THAT THEY KNOW NOT TO READ ON...

Normality sux and billy (fictitious dude) embodies it which is why he shud be kiked then get kicked straight up the anal cavity of an unwitting badger living in the spanish half of spain then fly to the moon for a week b4 floating in space (hehehehehehe your picturing the look on the badgers face arent you hehehehehe go on you can admit that you are. all that will happen is that we will judge you)
now imagine if while there voyage continued they landed on uranus rite in the equater with the badger going in buttt first even through the atmosphere and the fire (this badger and his journey will b in a lot of comments and may even get a weekly blog segment on my space so keep watching the stars for disgruntled badgers.
Part two coming soon…

Part two…
…with the badger (and billy) stuck on Uranus inside of it wedged in one of the equaters ‘openings’ the badger thinking about his butt and its fireyness suddenly remembers that he is wearing his batmanan(u no wot it says but copyright stops direct links) limited edition utility belt and knows that it contains anti-planetary-equator-reversal spray!!!! Which he uses and is propelled out of the equator and sets his but on a course for earth but on his way up he blacks out…why…where…what…how?
Part three coming soon…

Part three…
The badger eventually comes round and tries to walk but discovers that he is chained to wot seems to be a circular wall and so he tried to escape (don’t worry it aint kink-aye) and suddenly realised something woz wrong…he felt empty like something had bin sucked from his very core…but wot…all of a sudden the room rattled and the chains came off (it happens in the movies so why not in this) and he looked around and saw eyes looking in to the room with a pupil as red as the sun is bright and he edged towards them (if badgers can) and he realised…
Part four coming soon…
Part four…
…that the eyes as bright as the sun were actually marbles that were being shone on by the real sun so in a mad dash (well cuz hes a badger it was more of a mad waddle..kinda lyk a platypus..haha I sed platypus maybe he should have a platypus sidekick at some point itd so be called boris) and realised he was in a room with no doors or anything so how was he going to escape and more importantly how did he get in???
Just before the badger had chance to work out what pondering was so that he could ponder that very thought the two marbles started to make a loud piercing sound lyk the type of sound you hear when you hear something loud and piercing making its loud piercing sound, so the badger realising he was only a badger and didn’t care sat down n started scratch when he realised something..he could sit down what had happened to billy!!! Was this the reason he felt like something had been sucked from his very core!!! This made the badger very worried so much infact that his jaw opened slytly as badgers don’t open their mouths wide normally for anything and after all he didn’t care that much, but as he opened his mouth he felt as though he could taste the air and as he did he realised it tasted of bacon so looking around for the source he found an air vent that was placed so conviently and open that he could get into it without any excitement atall so he did and he started to go towards the scent as he was a hungry little badger as the scent greew stronger he grew more and more hungry until blackness!!! What had happened why had all smell gone and all suddenly turned black, I don’t know but the next chronicle isn’t out for a week so ill think of summit then…
Part five coming soon…