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Gregster

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    QUESTIONS IN LIFE THAT NEED ANSWERING??
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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  • Why I'm so smart


    Drinking actually makes you brainier


    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

    In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

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  • The 90's


    ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
    JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
    IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...


    YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"

    YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.

    YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"

    YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

    YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

    YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

    YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

    YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS

    YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

    YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
    NOT.

    YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.

    YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

    YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

    YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

    YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

    YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

    YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

    YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

    YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

    YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

    "TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

    YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

    YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

    YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

    YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

    YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

    2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS

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