They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime.


I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.


I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.


Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?**

Once I ate a big red candle

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.


I pooped a hammer.


By the beard of Zeus!


I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.


I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.


I swallowed a lava lamp, it wasn't really lava.


Ron,Ron where are you?I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion


It's so hot,milk was a bad choice


Sex panther by odeon


Oh baxter your so wise


You ate the whole cheese roll,wow,I'm not even mad thats amazing!


Cum'on lets get you in your pj's


You've got a filthy whore mouth


With suits so fine,he made Sinatra look like a hobo


There once was a time when only men could read the news


I'm Ron Burgondy?


I'm Ron Burgondy,go fuck yourselves San Diego

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party....to the part..with the pants
brick,are trying to say that thers a party in your pants and that im invited
yes thats it
did brian tell you to say this
hah..yes
No,i dnt want to go to a party in your pants
ok
Ian,wanna go to a party in my pantts
No thank you
ok, lets go.....(falls)''im ok''!!

The network has been complaining about a lack of diversity in the newsroom
What in the hell is diversity
Now i may be mistaken champ but i believe diversity was the name of an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era
Ron, i would be surprised if the network would be concerned about the lack of an old old wooden ship in the newsroom