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- Me, Myself, and I
- hardsyyle FTW
- Goal and
Dumb and Dumber
- Scared Of
- KELVIN CHAN
A: I like penis
W: 10 inch?
W: XD teehee!
A: that’s a $20 value for no not 19.99 no not 14.99 but 24.99!
W: order now cos ur BIMBAMBOP is getting cold!
W: “your not getting under this” “under what?” “under my umbrella”
A: that’s a lamp
W: so what are you some kind of umbrella expert now?
A; has this every happened to you? “I hate music that sounds good?”
W: ppppppppp poker face stuttering bop
W: your incredibly fast……. Strong……. You have superb reflexes…… I know what you are…… “say it!”…….. a mermaid….. “what?”…. a mermaid.
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People I don't particularly like
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where's yours? Do I point at my balls when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Bloody right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No idiot, I paid 10 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is "new and improved!" Is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever bloody does! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus had come, would I be standing here?
People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be? Ears?
When you're eating something and someone asks "is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff that tastes horrible.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really needed.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger; just a Chicken Burger and you get blank looks... Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
When you're involved in a accident and someone asks "are you alright?" 'Yeah, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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69 Things About Me
|Town you were born in||: sydney|
|Single or Committed||: single|
|Favorite band||: ummm jackie boyz prolly|
|Favorite sports team||: Swans|
|Favorite drink||: anything rlly|
|Favorite getaway||: a mad chase through the city where i jump out of the car into the river then swim 69 metres underwater to safety?|
|Favorite pasttime||: shuffling|
|Favorite reality show||: Biggest loser|
|Best thing to ever happen to you||: Go to Cranbrook|
|Favorite clothes||: dunno anything rlly|
|Your hair color||: fair|
|Pepsi or Coke||: coke|
|Do you kiss on the first date||: depends|
|Chocolate or Vanilla||: vanilla|
|Favorite restaurant||: kensington peking chinese|
|Favorite movies||: goal- anything w/ jim carey|
|Love or money||: both|
|Blondes or Brunettes||: idc|
|Your ambition||: make lots of moneY!|
|Ever bungee jumped||: y|
|Ever swam in the ocean||: y|
|Ever been in love||: n|
|Ever broken someones heart||: maybe?|
|Had your heart broken||: n|
|Broke a bone||: y-arm|
|Favorite TV show character||: peter griffin|
|Cats or Dogs||: dogs|
|Pizza or Burger||: burger|
|Your first crush||: jess|
|Ever lied to your parents||: y|
|Worst fear||: DEATH!|
|Your weakness||: kryptonite|
|Any tattoos||: n|
|Favorite subject in school||: history E|
|Kisses or hugs||: kiss. WELL DUH!|
|Done anything you regret||: prolly but i cbf to think about it|
|Passive or aggressive||: middle?|
|Morning or Evening||: evening|
|Summer or Winter||: summer|
|Ever won a sports medal||: hasnt every1? its not that hard.....|
|Ever been out of your country||: yeah|
|Your dream vacation||: skiing then skiing|
|Best gift you have received||: computer|
|Favorite Actor||: jim carey|
|Favorite Actress||: cameron diaz|
|Best compliment someone gave you||: dunno i get to many ;P|
|Do you hate anyone||: lots|
|Hip-hop or Rock||: hip hop|
|Favorite perfume||: deo?|
|Ever been fined by a traffic cop||: no=|
|Country you||: africa somewhere|
|Ever been to a drive-in-movie||: n|
|Ever lied to teachers in school||: y|
|Craziest thing you||: break up with an extremely hot girl|
|Your craziest dream in life||: where i killed every1|
|Ever dyed your hair||: N|
|City you live in||: sydney|
|Favorite day of the week||: saturday|
|Favorite childhood memory||: first kiss|
|Do you swear a lot||: abit.... *cough cough*|
|Ever puked at a party||: n|
|Ever danced all night long||: n|
|Have a crush on anyone||: y|
|Your best buddy these days||: kelvin|
|Are you a health freak||: n|
|Vehicle you drive||: my legs|
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