>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

>

>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet

>

>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
>car, I don't give a shit where you go.

>

>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>Man: That explains the moustache then!

>

>(CLASSIC!!!!)
>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.
>Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

>

>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
>impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

>

>Man: Would you like to dance?
>Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
>Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

>

>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
>Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

>

>Man: You're pretty
>Woman: Piss off.
>Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

15 GREAT THINGS BOUT BEIN NORN IRISH

1.There is community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides

2.We beat england 1-0 and made a song about it

3.We have 5 seasons; as well as autumn,spring,summer and winter we have the riot season (also known as the marching season)

4.We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east

5.The home of harp; the pint we call our own

6.We are so good the english ripped off the look we call a steak and called it chav.

7.The home of the petrol bomb

8.The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of belfast is about 35 seconds

9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and the theives will try to sell it back to you.

10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no fuckin fun!

11. The only country where people will fight over rangers and celtic and not know any players in the teams

12.The riot squad are that good that they train the english police riot squads

13. The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive

14. The average pregnancey age is 13.5

15. The only country germany are afraid of

im sorry about nt writing a blog because i dnt tink n e 1 in der right mind would want 2 spend der time reading it lol