Haven't done one of these in a while and since the only other things I have to blog about are those crazy guys, or my family, or band camp I decided to go with this. Oh and congrats to Autumn and Mike. 3 months!



Your family might be messed up if...

your father got kicked out of jail

you're looking forward to band camp because it's an escape from your family

your father thinks all women are whores but always has a girlfriend

the family policy is "do as I say, not as I do"

you hope you were switched at birth

your great grandmother keeps trying to hook you up with a guy with no front teeth

your father has threatened to beat your brains out

your great uncle became tolerable after his wife died

your grandmother doesn't think your poor even if you were on the list for the field trip for poor people

your father forgot your birthday

you destest your birthday because you have to put up with your family



Ok guys that's all for now. I know it's short but hey it's got some pretty good ones. Remember all these apply to my family so they take some time, but hey there's always next time. people say they really like these so I may do another soon.

I called my friend who lives in Alabama, Stephen, today. He was in my karate classes with me and he was telling me about some of the tournaments he'd been in and he started telling me how he hated fighting girls and how he ended up making this one girl cry. When I was down there that boy practicaly dragged me into the arena to fight with him. When I said as much he was like "Yea, but you're you."Linsey ofcourse loved this and it's just more proof that everyone thinks I'm a man. Oh how lucky I am.

Speaking of Linsey I thought I'd entertain everyone by posting parts of our conversations. Enjoy.

Linsey: I want combat boots xD

Why?

Because I'm a stereotypical crack monkey.





AJ: lin is a fairy

Linsey: Psh, Jonny's a fairy.

AJ: well duh we all knew that

Linsey: I'm looking for combat boots =D!

Linsey: You can kick the shit outta people with those!









Linsey: "Hi, this is AJ, I am a magical donkey. Would you like some cheese?"

I sent a message to Jonny calling him a whore, and it just so happens that his cousin Jeff was on the computer instead. So thus Jeff is now a whore. ^_^

I invite everyone to come to Vaccation Bible School. It's really awesome. There's food, and arts and crafts and stuff. Plus, it's just really fun. I think it's June 16th, but I'm not completely sure. If anyone wants to come let me know.