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- i am a bulky much wanted little dark one!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- <<< Me & Lynsay...Box!!
Fuk app ya boooooot!!!!
BACON ARE THE SUPERIOR NOODLE!!!
Lynsay is thee best in the world!!
Death leaves a heartache
no one can heal;
Love leaves a memory no
one can steal.
R.I.P. Ciaran....A true gentleman!!
- The Other Half Of Me
She's STILL dollin' ma friend!!!
- the Fratellis..Amy Winehouse...The Killers..BEYONCE...Rihanna...
Fergie...Timberland...Fall Out Boy...Amy McDonald...Arctic Monkeys...Avril Lavigne...Basement Jaxx...Bowling for Soup...Simple Plan....Counting Crows...The Fray...Good Charlotte...Metro Station..The pack....Bedouin Soundclash...Plain White Ts...Jonas Bros(jus that stoopid SOS song)...Biffy Clyro..Kooks...Dixie Chicks..Jimmy Eat World...Kings of Leon..PussyCat Dolls...Jason Mraz..Alexandra BUrke...Lady GaGa...to be continued!!
- White chicks (what a beautiful chocolate man??) scary 1s....Corpse Bride..A nightmare before christmas...Saw 1-5 n i love comedies...nethn othr than rom coms!! BOAK!!!! Scooby Doo 1+2!! legendary (scoob u heard the good news?....REY ders cookies!!! Mean Girls, Findin Nemo, The Hot Chick, Spiderman, Step Up 2 (unREAL dancn la)..Dark Knight (easily 2008's best film...so far!) Now and Then.
- Hurling! and sunbathing lol
swimmin..shoppin...is alcohol intake a hobby? lol...coz i am partial at times...tho quite sensible lmao
- Scared Of
- Spiders..no mater how big r small! i jus dont like them!!! I mean come on.....y do they need 8 legs??
- Favourite things
Magners & Blackcurrant,
Katy Perry "I kissed a girl" & "You're so gay",
Chris Brown "Forever",
Vans....to be continued...FAMILY GUY...Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts..............Sambooka,
- Halls Porn Star Names
- Conor- Bubbles McKay,
Ciaron- Jaws Finnegan (geg),
Lorcan- Pussy Hollywood,
Adrienne- Pepper Henderson,
Bronagh- Dina McGovern,
Ellen- Suzie Connelly,
Noelle- Pip Lavery,
Brendan- Blacky Dudley...to be continued!!........
- Emma Roo
- Ronan McConville
- I'M Charming
- Lauren Tumilty
- Rory Maginn
- Gravy Baby
- Jimmy Sauce Junior
- Fiona O'Neill
- Tracy Ceaser
- Rebekka McIlwaine
- Miss Stacey Lee
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- Sarah McCloskey
- Christopher Kerrin
- Niamh O
- Clayer Malone
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Well, here I am What were your other two wishes
Did you fart, cuz you blew me away!
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
Man: “Fat Penguin!” Woman: “What?” Man: “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!”
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
All those curves, and me with no brakes
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
Is that your date, or did your brother get a new dress?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
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26 ways to impress a woman
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. when she
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Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?
Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Chandler: NO, you didn't Get me! It's an electric drill! You Get me, you Kill me!
CHANDLER: What are you doing?
JOEY: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
CHANDLER: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
JOEY: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No! No, Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!
Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.
Rachel: It’s like all my life people have been telling me “You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe” but then I thought, maybe I don’t wana be a shoe anymore. Maybe I wana be a… a purse… or a hat………………. NO im not saying I want you to but me a hat, im saying I am a hat…. it’s a metaphor Daddy!
Ross: Wasn’t it supposed to be just a fling? Shouldn’t it be…… flung by now?
Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing] I *knew* it!
Monica: Honey that was a really good idea nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn’t nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh so you can move them?
Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy
Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spiderman? You know, like Goldman, Silverman.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider *man*. You know, like Goldman is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay...
Phoebe: There should *be* a gold man!
Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
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