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Joannabanana

I have been robbed! My fone, my mp3 player and Ants ipod. Gone. Forever. :(

7/17/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Female, 27, Luv 204
  • from Glasgow
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 3/27/12
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when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading
Me, Myself, and I
Oh Hi There! So the name's Joanna, Jo, Jofus, Jojo, Josephine, Banana, Joanna D and now that Kris has decided to be black and after my infamous fake tanning incident, Joannisha, youngest child of Libisha and Daddy Cool.
The Other Half Of Me
Kris Bolshie Angel

Kris Bolshie Angel

"I'm so proud of it, I put my naaaame on it!"

Music
Oh i dont know! Loving Sigur Ros right now, except it makes me sleepy! MGMT, Kings of Leon, Calvin Harris, The Kinks, Bloc Party, Hundred Reasons, Lily Allen, The Kooks and Bob Marley, Bob always puts me in a good mood! Um...I dunno, check out the Bands section of my profile, that pretty much covers everything! I have 2 Ultimate favourite songs and those are Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry and Candi Staton - You got the Love!!! Gets me everytime. Anything with a good beat and a good old bassline :D
Films
Oh My God. Have any of you ever seen The Notebook. Its awful, in a good way of course! It makes me never ever ever want to fall in love with someone. Its so sad :( on a lighter note, I seen The Darjeeling Limited the other week and i loved it! Breakfast at Tiffanys (B.A.T.s to the fans) Roman Holiday...Audrey Hepburn was just fab! The Goonies, The Lady in the Water, Crash, Stand By Me, Love The Moulin Rouge, i think it could quite possibly be my favourite film of all time! any girly chick flicks. Watched The Break-Up last week and i was so unhappy with the ending! Also, All the Harry Potter Movies (im a draco fan, i like a bit of a bastard - im such a masochist) Weepies, Can't beat a bit of action. Walk the Line, or infact, give me any film with Joaquin in it & I'll be in 7th Heaven! :D I Heart Jouquin :L
Sports
You're joking right? although i did buy a pair of rollerblades...been out in them once, does that count?
Scared Of
Ghosts!!! Tomatoes, im not actually scared of them, i just don't like them...when i put them in my mouth they give me the heebie jeebies...Eugh! Kirsty when she's in a rager, my mum too come to think of it. Bumping into people i know when im hungover and look like crap, it always happens doesn't it girls? Failing, falling, going bald (my hair is in such bad condition right now that every time i brush it i swear huge clumps come out). Dying...isn't everyone tho? its not so much being dead that scares me its just the process that id have to go through to get there that scares me.
Happiest When
I've got my nose in a good book, Shooooppiiiing! or when i have money for that matter. Im happy most of the time, I don't think there's ever been a day in my life when I haven't laughed, even a little giggle! it all counts
What Makes Me Mad
People who don't listen to me, its so infuriating! you do realise that il just keep repeating what im saying until you PAY ATTENTION to me??? and when people get on the bus and dont have their money ready, it just stresses me out...come on people im in a rush! oh and the biggie, i hate it when people invade my personal space, i act so irrational, is there really any need for you to be standing right at my back??? and does your leg actually have to be so close to mine???? i hate it hate it hate it...as you can probably guess, im not a hugger... uh, also, stalkers, WHY? take the hint man, im ignoring you for a reason!
<3 <3Love Love Love!<3 <3
Oh god, dont u just love that feeling after like, 4 glasses of wine...all is well in the world :) Random nights out, one glass of wine turns into a bottle, its not pretty but god do we work it! & my friends! my lovely lovely friends! Kirsty my ickle funsize flake! Vik, my partner in crime, well, most of the time anyway, she's buggered off 2 spain. kris (my brother from another mother) he does a mean impression of George Foreman, Neil & Anthony, always have the most random of nights with them, My wee mammy and daddy. what else do i love? everythin right now actually, had those 4 glasses of wine & feelin a bit merry :P but whats a girl to do??? Oh, just remembered, i <3 London, me and Neil have decided that we're moving down in February. End of. I love my college girlies & I love make-up! its my thing, but dont think that just coz i like that sort of thing that i'm a total airhead. i have my moments of supreme clarity :L

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  • Sagittarius

    Symbol: The Archer
    Ruling Planet: Jupiter
    Quality: Mutable
    Element: Fire
    Basic Trait: I Perceive
    Closest Metal: Tin
    Lucky Day: Thursday
    Lucky Colors: Beige, Bronze, Blue, Indigo, Purple, Red and Violet
    Lucky Gems: Turquoise
    Lucky Flowers: Pink Carnations and Dandelions




    Strengths Weaknesses

    Honest and forthright Sharp tongue
    Lighthearted Prone to change
    Intellectual Restless
    Have excellent communication skills Flirtatious nature



    Sagittarius has the symbol of 'The Archer'. The people born under this zodiac sign just don't know how to give compliments. Their compliment will be like "You are looking so good in this dress. I bet no one can make out that huge beer belly" of yours. It's not that they are trying to offend you or something. A Sagittarian tries his best to be cheerful and friendly, but fails miserably. On top of that, he won't understand why you are so annoyed with him. It will help to remember that his personality traits do not include wickedness and he never meant to insult you.

    Even though his words seemed to be too harsh, they were spoken in total innocence. Even when he tries to correct his mistake, he will add to the damage already done. The icing on the cake is that a Sagittarian believes that he is the most diplomatic person on the face of this planet. Sagittarius people are very sharp and are an interesting fusion of humor, intellect and sizzling drive. Vices like deceit and dishonesty do not form a part of their characteristics profile. They are restless and find it difficult to be still for too long.

    They love animals and take good care of them. A typical Sagittarius fears nothing and, at times, may get attracted to danger. He is not the one to keep his thoughts to himself. Infact, what is in his mind and heart will instantly be on his lips. He is frank and innocent like a child. He has many friends and all of them are truly loyal to him. Nobody can remain angry with a Sagittarius for too long. This is because even though he may have said some, not so nice, things to you, he never had the intention of hurting you. He was completely oblivious of its effects and you know it.

    If he ever sees you down, he will be the first person to cheer you up. It's just that he miserably fails in that too. However, every now and then, Sagittarians will turn up with such a compliment that will instantly lift up your spirits. Then, you will fall in love with them again. They are completely extroverted, very talkative and totally straightforward. A Sagittarian will usually come across as a very cheerful and pleasant person. However, he has a violent temper also, which is aroused when people try to push him around or try to get too close.

    An unfair accusation or an insult to his honesty also ignites his temper. After his temper has cooled down, he will try to make amends and even apply ointment at the eye he blackened. Sagittarians are rebels at heart and adhering to social norms is not their cup of tea. They love to perform before an audience and usually seek a career in the show business. Travel excites them and religion interests them. Just like a child, a Sagittarius is naive, fearless and optimistic and dislikes responsibilities.

    Too much boundation can make him unhappy as well as rebellious. Mood spells are completely alien to him. Almost every Sagittarian was born with a gambling streak and needs to be very careful about the same. He easily falls in love, but commitment and marriage is something, which he is not too comfortable with. He will go on thinking about it, considering it thoroughly and may still end up with a mistake. Some of the most unpleasant personality traits of a Sagittarius include sarcasm, weirdness and the inability to keep a secret.

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    A December 16 Sagittarius is extraordinary. They have a disciplined nature and can live on little, as long as they can express their inner fire. Blessed with an artistic temperament, they understand that success equals creative accomplishment, not money. They have much wisdom.

    Sagittarius Information for December 16
    You should embrace:
    Impartiality, organization, social skills

    You should avoid:
    Destructive habits, poor judgment, ruthlessness


    Friends and Lovers

    It's not easy to be a friend to December 16 people. They have a habit of pushing people away, especially when they need help most. They refuse to accept the code of conventional behavior -- few people are as true to their own nature. They have an intense love nature and may prefer abstinence if no one special is in their lives.

    Children and Family

    As children, these people never felt they fit in and may have developed a bad self-image. Later, they draw strength from their uniqueness. Because they don't want their children to experience the same difficulties, they can be strict and rule-conscious.

    Health

    December 16 people are not particularly concerned with health. They're even more stubborn if they have a health condition! They don't care to be told how to behave, even by a doctor. When they do exercise, it's usually done for emotional rather than physical reasons.

    Career and Finances

    December 16 men and women are usually drawn toward creative enterprises, though they may work at their talent for years while making a living at a job that means nothing but a paycheck. They have the good sense not to believe that money equals success.

    Dreams and Goals

    People born on this day live in a world of their making. They are not preoccupied with goals; they listen to their intuition rather than to conventional wisdom. They have high expectations for their talent yet let it develop at its own pace.

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  • What does ur name mean??

    J : People Adore You.
    O : Easy to fall in love with.
    A : You like to drink.
    N : You like to drink.
    N : You like to drink.
    A : You like to drink.



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    A : You like to drink.
    B : You like people.
    C : You are really silly.
    D : You like to drink.
    E : awesome kisser.
    F : You are dead sexy.
    G : You never let people tell you what to do.
    H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
    I : You are great in bed.
    J : People Adore You.
    K : You're wild and crazy.
    L : You have trouble trusting people.
    M : Best kisser ever.
    N : You like to drink.
    O : Easy to fall in love with.
    P : You are popular with all types of people.
    Q : You are a hypocrite.
    R : Easy to fall in love with.
    S : Fuckin crazy.
    T : Easy to fall in love with.
    U : You really like to chill.
    V : You are not judgemental.
    W : You are very broad minded.
    X : You like to drink.
    Y : You're the best gf/bf anyone could ask for.
    Z : Always ready

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You are a really happy person, even if you arent at the moment. If this is the case, get over whatever's bringing you down; you are only wasting your time. You are, or should be, someone that everyone loves to be around, because happiness spreads. They see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. Share the love :)
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My result is: The creative soul.

You are very creative and people around you might think that you are to wierd for them. They don't understand. Stick to your own kind that appriciate your methods of thinking. The world would be nothing without people like you and their creativity. Don't be obsessive though. It might strike back at you in the long run.
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You're a ninja! You're stealthy. You're mysterious. And if someone even drops a spoon you might FLIP OUT AND KILL THE ENTIRE TOWN. If that's not badass, I have no idea what is!

Famous colleagues include the dude from Ninja Gaiden, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and most of the cast of Naruto.
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  • MiSs Siobhan Weatherall
    MiSs Siobhan Weatherall

    Good seeing u the other night-u have fun? x

    3/18/10
  • Joe McGuire

    Hey love...how the hell are ye? Av no seen you in a longtime missus...what's new way ye? :) x

    1/19/10 via Mobile
  • luv Will Deane

    Hola xxx

    11/18/09
  • Nugget
    luv Nugget

    Hey missy! Long time no speak. What u been up to? xxx

    11/1/09
  • The Sunday Club
    The Sunday Club

    Sunday nights at Victoria's Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept with.. DJ Vance back in legendary Sunday night residency. Drinks from 1.50 FREE CD for everyone guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV It's gonna be huge! x AppLink:10193193349

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  • Leeanne
    luv Leeanne

    heya babes, hows you? not spoke to you in forver i miss ya! hows the pond??? hows everythink?? x x x x

    8/23/09
  • luv Shagger

    bonjour jojo!!!! am sat here wi the pond crew hah wtf!!! i luv it u heard about the fat durty wrong rat xxxx

    8/10/09
  • Ibiza Rocks
    Ibiza Rocks

    hey huni hows u?? what have u been up2?? x x x

    6/5/09
  • Charlene
    luv Charlene

    hey sweetie, hows you? did you get sat off work then?? xxx

    5/17/09
  • Kirsty M
    luv Kirsty M

    hey chikita bannana hows tings i bored beyond belief wat u up 2 x

    4/14/09
  • Matthew

    yep and i'm so glad to have those curls out.

    4/14/09
  • Matthew

    well i haven't been up to much, but today i went out shopping with my mum and then i went and got a hair cut at the hairdressers down in Garelochhead.

    4/14/09
  • Matthew

    hey there Joanna, hows it going? how have you been?

    4/14/09
  • Shagger

    Hello!!! How the hell are ya? Did your m8 tell ya i saw your pic on fitlads haha!!! :L x

    4/5/09 via Mobile
  • Jenna-Beth
    luv Jenna-Beth

    Hey Jo :) ! how are ya ? how was work last nite ?? busy ?? i'm in tonite , romoz , and tues fun fun fun eh? You working tonite ?? Jenna-Beth xxxx

    4/5/09
  • Natalie Welsh
    Natalie Welsh

    jo my 21st bday on the 17th of april you best be out for it iv siad to kirsty also xx

    4/1/09
  • Nugget
    Nugget

    Hey jojo!! We need to get a wee night to get mwi 2gether!! Havnt had one of those in ages!! Kris' bday had too many ppl there for us to do our usual singin like lintees!! :L :L They would have thought we were even more manic than we already are! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    3/26/09
  • Tanorexic.
    Tanorexic.

    Hey babe. im wurking in royal bank of scotland now in the fraud team, love it! not been upto much sat my theory today only got two wrong :D so im well chuffed. xxxxx

    3/25/09