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Joannabanana
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Female, 27,
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- from Glasgow
- I am Single
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- Member since: February 2005
- Last active: 3/27/12
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- Tagline
- when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading
- Me, Myself, and I
- Oh Hi There! So the name's Joanna, Jo, Jofus, Jojo, Josephine, Banana, Joanna D and now that Kris has decided to be black and after my infamous fake tanning incident, Joannisha, youngest child of Libisha and Daddy Cool.
- Music
- Oh i dont know! Loving Sigur Ros right now, except it makes me sleepy! MGMT, Kings of Leon, Calvin Harris, The Kinks, Bloc Party, Hundred Reasons, Lily Allen, The Kooks and Bob Marley, Bob always puts me in a good mood! Um...I dunno, check out the Bands section of my profile, that pretty much covers everything! I have 2 Ultimate favourite songs and those are Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry and Candi Staton - You got the Love!!! Gets me everytime. Anything with a good beat and a good old bassline
- Films
- Oh My God. Have any of you ever seen The Notebook. Its awful, in a good way of course! It makes me never ever ever want to fall in love with someone. Its so sad
on a lighter note, I seen The Darjeeling Limited the other week and i loved it! Breakfast at Tiffanys (B.A.T.s to the fans) Roman Holiday...Audrey Hepburn was just fab! The Goonies, The Lady in the Water, Crash, Stand By Me, Love The Moulin Rouge, i think it could quite possibly be my favourite film of all time! any girly chick flicks. Watched The Break-Up last week and i was so unhappy with the ending! Also, All the Harry Potter Movies (im a draco fan, i like a bit of a bastard - im such a masochist) Weepies, Can't beat a bit of action. Walk the Line, or infact, give me any film with Joaquin in it & I'll be in 7th Heaven!
I Heart Jouquin
- Sports
- You're joking right? although i did buy a pair of rollerblades...been out in them once, does that count?
- Scared Of
- Ghosts!!! Tomatoes, im not actually scared of them, i just don't like them...when i put them in my mouth they give me the heebie jeebies...Eugh! Kirsty when she's in a rager, my mum too come to think of it. Bumping into people i know when im hungover and look like crap, it always happens doesn't it girls? Failing, falling, going bald (my hair is in such bad condition right now that every time i brush it i swear huge clumps come out). Dying...isn't everyone tho? its not so much being dead that scares me its just the process that id have to go through to get there that scares me.
- Happiest When
- I've got my nose in a good book, Shooooppiiiing! or when i have money for that matter. Im happy most of the time, I don't think there's ever been a day in my life when I haven't laughed, even a little giggle! it all counts
- What Makes Me Mad
- People who don't listen to me, its so infuriating! you do realise that il just keep repeating what im saying until you PAY ATTENTION to me??? and when people get on the bus and dont have their money ready, it just stresses me out...come on people im in a rush! oh and the biggie, i hate it when people invade my personal space, i act so irrational, is there really any need for you to be standing right at my back??? and does your leg actually have to be so close to mine???? i hate it hate it hate it...as you can probably guess, im not a hugger... uh, also, stalkers, WHY? take the hint man, im ignoring you for a reason!
- <3 <3Love Love Love!<3 <3
- Oh god, dont u just love that feeling after like, 4 glasses of wine...all is well in the world
Random nights out, one glass of wine turns into a bottle, its not pretty but god do we work it! & my friends! my lovely lovely friends! Kirsty my ickle funsize flake! Vik, my partner in crime, well, most of the time anyway, she's buggered off 2 spain. kris (my brother from another mother) he does a mean impression of George Foreman, Neil & Anthony, always have the most random of nights with them, My wee mammy and daddy. what else do i love? everythin right now actually, had those 4 glasses of wine & feelin a bit merry
but whats a girl to do??? Oh, just remembered, i <3 London, me and Neil have decided that we're moving down in February. End of. I love my college girlies & I love make-up! its my thing, but dont think that just coz i like that sort of thing that i'm a total airhead. i have my moments of supreme clarity
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Sagittarius
Symbol: The Archer
Ruling Planet: Jupiter
Quality: Mutable
Element: Fire
Basic Trait: I Perceive
Closest Metal: Tin
Lucky Day: Thursday
Lucky Colors: Beige, Bronze, Blue, Indigo, Purple, Red and Violet
Lucky Gems: Turquoise
Lucky Flowers: Pink Carnations and Dandelions
Strengths Weaknesses
Honest and forthright Sharp tongue
Lighthearted Prone to change
Intellectual Restless
Have excellent communication skills Flirtatious nature
Sagittarius has the symbol of 'The Archer'. The people born under this zodiac sign just don't know how to give compliments. Their compliment will be like "You are looking so good in this dress. I bet no one can make out that huge beer belly" of yours. It's not that they are trying to offend you or something. A Sagittarian tries his best to be cheerful and friendly, but fails miserably. On top of that, he won't understand why you are so annoyed with him. It will help to remember that his personality traits do not include wickedness and he never meant to insult you.
Even though his words seemed to be too harsh, they were spoken in total innocence. Even when he tries to correct his mistake, he will add to the damage already done. The icing on the cake is that a Sagittarian believes that he is the most diplomatic person on the face of this planet. Sagittarius people are very sharp and are an interesting fusion of humor, intellect and sizzling drive. Vices like deceit and dishonesty do not form a part of their characteristics profile. They are restless and find it difficult to be still for too long.
They love animals and take good care of them. A typical Sagittarius fears nothing and, at times, may get attracted to danger. He is not the one to keep his thoughts to himself. Infact, what is in his mind and heart will instantly be on his lips. He is frank and innocent like a child. He has many friends and all of them are truly loyal to him. Nobody can remain angry with a Sagittarius for too long. This is because even though he may have said some, not so nice, things to you, he never had the intention of hurting you. He was completely oblivious of its effects and you know it.
If he ever sees you down, he will be the first person to cheer you up. It's just that he miserably fails in that too. However, every now and then, Sagittarians will turn up with such a compliment that will instantly lift up your spirits. Then, you will fall in love with them again. They are completely extroverted, very talkative and totally straightforward. A Sagittarian will usually come across as a very cheerful and pleasant person. However, he has a violent temper also, which is aroused when people try to push him around or try to get too close.
An unfair accusation or an insult to his honesty also ignites his temper. After his temper has cooled down, he will try to make amends and even apply ointment at the eye he blackened. Sagittarians are rebels at heart and adhering to social norms is not their cup of tea. They love to perform before an audience and usually seek a career in the show business. Travel excites them and religion interests them. Just like a child, a Sagittarius is naive, fearless and optimistic and dislikes responsibilities.
Too much boundation can make him unhappy as well as rebellious. Mood spells are completely alien to him. Almost every Sagittarian was born with a gambling streak and needs to be very careful about the same. He easily falls in love, but commitment and marriage is something, which he is not too comfortable with. He will go on thinking about it, considering it thoroughly and may still end up with a mistake. Some of the most unpleasant personality traits of a Sagittarius include sarcasm, weirdness and the inability to keep a secret.
However, almost all of these traits can be overcome, if he is determi0 Comments 279 weeks
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Birthdate Personality
A December 16 Sagittarius is extraordinary. They have a disciplined nature and can live on little, as long as they can express their inner fire. Blessed with an artistic temperament, they understand that success equals creative accomplishment, not money. They have much wisdom.
Sagittarius Information for December 16
You should embrace:
Impartiality, organization, social skills
You should avoid:
Destructive habits, poor judgment, ruthlessness
Friends and Lovers
It's not easy to be a friend to December 16 people. They have a habit of pushing people away, especially when they need help most. They refuse to accept the code of conventional behavior -- few people are as true to their own nature. They have an intense love nature and may prefer abstinence if no one special is in their lives.
Children and Family
As children, these people never felt they fit in and may have developed a bad self-image. Later, they draw strength from their uniqueness. Because they don't want their children to experience the same difficulties, they can be strict and rule-conscious.
Health
December 16 people are not particularly concerned with health. They're even more stubborn if they have a health condition! They don't care to be told how to behave, even by a doctor. When they do exercise, it's usually done for emotional rather than physical reasons.
Career and Finances
December 16 men and women are usually drawn toward creative enterprises, though they may work at their talent for years while making a living at a job that means nothing but a paycheck. They have the good sense not to believe that money equals success.
Dreams and Goals
People born on this day live in a world of their making. They are not preoccupied with goals; they listen to their intuition rather than to conventional wisdom. They have high expectations for their talent yet let it develop at its own pace.
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What does ur name mean??
J : People Adore You.
O : Easy to fall in love with.
A : You like to drink.
N : You like to drink.
N : You like to drink.
A : You like to drink.
think its tryin to tell me somethin???? haha! love it!
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : You have trouble trusting people.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Easy to fall in love with.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink.
Y : You're the best gf/bf anyone could ask for.
Z : Always ready
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Famous colleagues include the dude from Ninja Gaiden, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and most of the cast of Naruto.
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MiSs Siobhan Weatherall3/18/10Good seeing u the other night-u have fun? x
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1/19/10 via Mobile
Joe McGuire
Hey love...how the hell are ye? Av no seen you in a longtime missus...what's new way ye?
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The Sunday Club9/3/09Sunday nights at Victoria's Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept with.. DJ Vance back in legendary Sunday night residency. Drinks from 1.50 FREE CD for everyone guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV It's gonna be huge! x AppLink:10193193349
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8/23/09
Leeanne
heya babes, hows you? not spoke to you in forver i miss ya! hows the pond??? hows everythink?? x x x x
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8/10/09
Shagger
bonjour jojo!!!! am sat here wi the pond crew hah wtf!!! i luv it u heard about the fat durty wrong rat xxxx
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Ibiza Rocks6/5/09hey huni hows u?? what have u been up2?? x x x
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Matthew4/14/09
yep and i'm so glad to have those curls out.
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Matthew4/14/09
well i haven't been up to much, but today i went out shopping with my mum and then i went and got a hair cut at the hairdressers down in Garelochhead.
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Matthew4/14/09
hey there Joanna, hows it going? how have you been?
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Jenna-Beth
Hey Jo
! how are ya ? how was work last nite ?? busy ?? i'm in tonite , romoz , and tues fun fun fun eh? You working tonite ?? Jenna-Beth xxxx
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Natalie Welsh4/1/09jo my 21st bday on the 17th of april you best be out for it iv siad to kirsty also xx
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Nugget3/26/09Hey jojo!! We need to get a wee night to get mwi 2gether!! Havnt had one of those in ages!! Kris' bday had too many ppl there for us to do our usual singin like lintees!!
They would have thought we were even more manic than we already are! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Tanorexic.3/25/09Hey babe. im wurking in royal bank of scotland now in the fraud team, love it! not been upto much sat my theory today only got two wrong
so im well chuffed. xxxxx
Bebo 









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Somerled Smith 1 ReplyI can draw on paper =(