WHY IS IT THAT WHEN US GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH .............???


1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR BAG IS. (WHETHER WE'RE STILL CLUTCHING IT OR NOT)


2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND AND EVERYONE IS STARING COS THEYRE IN LOVE WITH US.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE (PROVIDING THAT WAS IN A REAL TOILET), WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. DONNER KEBAB ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT IN THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT

6.WE START CRYING AND TELLINGE VERYONE WE SEE, THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG! THIS IS SOOOO MY SONG!

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/ MORE SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE STRANGER SITTING NEXT TO US AND FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM IN DEPTH


9. IT TAKES US WAAAAY TOO LONG TO REALISE THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH IS HERE TO PICK UP HIS DAUGHTER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.


12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.


13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.


14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE SOMENONE ELSES KITCHEN FLOOR

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT........"

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. OR PEE.. (SAME THING!!)

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.


20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT...KIND OF LIKE PLAYDOUGH!