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i miss you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Miss u bruv, oxfords well boring without u! no male company, just females as usual + phil! hope ur having a wicked time and staying out of trouble. keep in touch and tell us what ur up to! lots of love Marky. x x x

now tell me, mr hiner, is it silly to be missing you a little already? i think it is. but it's not stopping me. i miss you......only a little bit though, don't get arrogant. i hope you're having an incredible time though, keep in touch xxxxxxxx

tomorrow, davey's penthouse, serious OX2 times. be there? x

hey, long time no speak...thought id jus drop u line to say hi hows stuff? xxxx

You attended a third rate public school my dear friend, you will never have any class like i

Hyena!! You up for a large one in london on saturday night and then el church session on sunday morning. Lets get all the lads out!! xx

U still got those disgraceful pictures of me boozing by the way,passed out on the pavement ones??

Of course, nothing less will do! scored my first try the other day, the old bulldozer style! did u practice ur recovery skills on the bloke, sounds pretty fucking dumb to me! heard of people falling over and being dragged along by the ball but never splitting their head open!!! dumbass! went out with feitch, jacko and rob L last night, hes down from scotland, but gone back today which is a shame!! saw guthrie after with all his newbury mates in Que Pasa Salsa night , course he got a dance with some uni bird! anyway mate give us a ring sometime this week when ur free cause it would be nice to meet up for a lemonade( as im off booze, no midweek drinking of corse cause im key player and have to set standards!) catch u later! x x x

I GOT SPEED, WEED, ANYTHING U NEED! jokes, wherehave u been all my life! still working hard at chavbowl or packed that in?x

hey georgey,now how do you like me calling you that?i think fairly mild in comparison to 'cat'!!! anyway did you have a good night on wednesday? sorry i was such a drunk and i didn't get to see you much!hope you had a fun one tho? xxx

Alright matey, pity we didnt get a chance to catch up at the weekend would have been good to see, guess will have to do it at christmas. Hope gap year life is going sweet. What job you got these days? xxxx

Apparently you went to a Children in Need concert to pick up! uncle t'easy.

when are you coming down to london then? miss you x

I think its time for you to vere away from serving chavs. I have been clearing up dog shit for the past week as I am left to tender the new house puppy... I dont know whats worst serving chavs or clearing up shit X

rumour has it, you're working in the kassam stadium bowling park!!! guffaw/Laugh out loud. so much for this acclaimed office in the city centre. enjoy handing out sweaty bowling shoes. (Please note: I fully accept that you're probably earning more than me so please do not highlight that fact if and when you decide to counter this banter). xx p.s. i have just passed my level 1 rugby coaching badge, meaning that i can now show you how its done!bah!`

Oi hyena, can you give me your mobile number as i lost it in the big apple. that's two in 5 months. one in zante and one now...fucking hell. xx