1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

5. Finish All Your sentences with; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

6. Don't use any punctuation

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

11. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

13. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

15. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......

Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called therapy