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Sarah T

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  • Female, Luv 17
  • from Wantage,Oxfordshire, England
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  • Last active: 1/9/11
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Me, Myself, and I
Thats me in the picture on the left with my husband Ian. Have been married for ever and its not that bad. I have 2 kids which are a pain in the bum some times, but i wouldnt swap them for the world. I have travelled alot and meet some awsome people, some of which have remained very good friends. I like to work hard and play hard and one most important point never forget your friends.
Music
Def Lepard, Fall out Boy and any thing you can dance to.
Fav Films
Dirty Dancing ive watched this loads, sad i know.
Sports
football, as in soccer
Scared Of
spiders and anything that gos to high.
Happiest when
Spending time with my family. Talking to my best mate in Germany and Staying in bed.
The Other Half Of Me
jo Simmons

jo Simmons

Im the better half as you all know!!!

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  • Eight Words with two Meanings




    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

    AND;


    He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


    He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

    He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    She said . . They don't have time

    He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

    He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

    She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    He said . . . A widow.

    He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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  • Life

    Life here is getting better. Having to act like a grown up now we have a morgage. Looking forward to having some visitors over from home.

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  • Moving

    Im moving into my own house on the 18th May, Oh my god. Lifes looking so much better.

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  • Janet Dore-Wright

    Hi my friend, I miss you, thought I would let you know! Love janet

    4/27/08
  • jo Simmons
    jo Simmons

    I MISS YOU!!:(

    4/21/08
  • Ben Coker
    Ben Coker

    wicked im glad you guys always sed you were goin thr :)

    4/9/08
  • Ben Coker
    Ben Coker

    oh wow cool lol hmmmmm dads cool outta the army now Mums alrite lol Amy's good she studying law at uni lives here more than she does thr haha n still is as annoying as she was lol so yer every1s good :) Do you have any other family over thr or is it just you guys????

    4/6/08
  • Ben Coker
    Ben Coker

    hey Mrs T lol it has Very well thnx hows life in Nz???

    4/1/08
  • Ben Coker
    Ben Coker

    Mrs T no way!!! Omg How are you????

    3/29/08
  • jo Simmons
    jo Simmons

    Hellooooo, thanks for the love xox. We have discoverd that Mr Simmons can not travel very well in the back of a taxi (as in the boot traveling backwards)!!!! lol. It was so funny. But like Dan said you can't take him anywhere!!. All well this end, what about your side of the world, is it still hot? o how i miss you guys:( even moaning minnie tux lol. love to all ooxoxoxox

    3/11/08
  • jo Simmons
    luv jo Simmons

    Just popped over to give u my love. miss u mate:(

    3/9/08
  • jo Simmons
    luv jo Simmons

    Hello long time no see:( it feels like a decade a go that we were together:( i think i might cry BOOHOO. Have you finished the book yet? bet u cried too, come on Mrs Tucker tell me. Can't wait to see you again. Dont think it will be as long as u think;) . Speak soon, but have my love for today to keep you going, oh andafew hugs and kisses too oxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox  ooxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoo

    2/6/08
  • Tracey Ritson
    Tracey Ritson

    Hiya Thanks for message, it was nice to hear from you. I bet you had a ball when Jo was over didn't ya? It would be lovely to hear from Debbie, so please do let her have my email address. Thanks. Glad the kids are OK. My lot are all fine. Im really looking forward to starting work. Should be entertaining!!!! Well mate better crack on Asda is calling. Take Care poppet and keep in touch. Love Tracey

    2/6/08
  • Tracey Ritson
    Tracey Ritson

    Hiya Flower How are you? Thought id pop by and say Hello as ive not done so in ages. Have settled OK here in sunny Donny!!! I start work as a Cover Teacher in a secondary school in 2 weeks and am so looking forward to it. Should be fun...... How's everyone your end? Hope your still enjoying it. Say Hi to Jodie for me. Take Care and keep in touch. Love Tracey x

    2/1/08
  • jo Simmons
    jo Simmons

    Thaank you so much for a wonderful holiday, missing you so much.XXX

    1/28/08
  • jo Simmons
    luv jo Simmons

    Woa, ONLY 17 days til we leave and 19 til i see you !!! OMG how exciting and Bizzar u left this time last year, Cant wait mate!! so excited think i might pee myself!! oh no thats age;)

    12/10/07
  • jo Simmons
    jo Simmons

    Lol, steady on part time, 9 til 1, Love and miss u 2, didn't get to c fireworks this year, to cold.speak soon oxoxoxox

    11/12/07
  • jo Simmons
    jo Simmons

    I got a job!! check me out;) Home-start secretary!! miss ya oxoxoxoxo

    11/10/07
  • jo Simmons
    luv jo Simmons

    Hello mate how r u? just finished another computer course, check me out!hows life treating u in sunny NZ.Can u remember what limo company u had 4 yr dine out, mark needs to book one.Sending all my love, but i want it back oxoxoxoxo miss ya

    10/30/07