1. Give me your number?
2. Love me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Have dinner with me?
6. Drive me somewhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my gf/bf?
9. Tell me u think im cute?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have none?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Let me sleep in your bed?
13. sleep with me and more?
14. Put this on your blog 2 let me answer your questions?
15. Do u think im attractive, beautiful or sexy?
16. Do u like my style?
17. Do u think im funny?
18. Do u care about me?
19. Would u dance with me?
20. Have you ever seen me drunk?
21. Have you ever got me drunk?
22. Do you see me as more than a friend?
23. Have you ever wanted to tell me something?

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is mate, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch then I ask where the fuckin toilet is? cunts.

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. cunts.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? prick.

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? i'm gonna snap their necks. wankers.

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No dickhead, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stared at the fucking floor. what a nob.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you dickface?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, who came up with these fucking sayings?

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came why the fuck would i still be here fucking hell Knob head.

10. People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be? a dildo or sommit.

11. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's fucking disgusting, I always eat stuff I hate cos it gives me thrills.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. cheers dickhead.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

14. The police, coppers, pigs, the old bill, dickheads, wankers, twats (all names for the police)

15. Fat ugly mingin gingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!uuuurrrggghhh

16. Anyone who is so sad that they write out a list of stuff that they hate, what kind of huge dick-end does it? pricks.