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Kyle Bruce
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- Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien penis deep inside you!
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These Chocodiles, Francine. Oh, my God!
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Human Traffic
COME ON!
THE WEEKEND HAS LANDED, ALL THAT EXCISTS NOW IS CLUBS,DRUGS,PUBS AND PARTYS!
I'VE GOT 48 HOURS OFF IN THE WORLD MAN, IM GONNA BLOW STEAM OUT OF MY HEAD LIKE A SCREAMING KETTLE.
IM TALK COD SHIT TO STRANGERS ALL NIGHT, IM GONNA LOOSE THE PLOT ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
THE FREE RADICALS INSIDE ME ARE FREAKIN' MAN.
TONIGHT IM JET TRAVOLTA, IM PETER POPPER, IM GOING TO NEVER, NEVER LAND WITH MY CHOSEN FAMILY MAN.
WHERE GONNA GET MORE SPACED OUT THAN NEIL ARMSTRONG EVER DID, ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN TONIGHT
YOU KNOW, THIS COULD BE THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I'VE GOT 73 QUID IN ME BACK BURNER, IM GONNA WAX THE LOT MAN....... THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME! YEAH!
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Choose Life
Trainspotting
Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a big television,
Choose washing machines,
cars,
compact disc players,
and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health,
low cholesterol
and dental insurance.
Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows,
stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pissing you last in a miserable home,
nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose life,
i chose something else.
And the reasons?
There are no reasons,
who needs reasons when you've got heroin
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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air0 Comments 301 weeks
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Brydon Lord11/21/10
I netted in $568 in three days being on the web! It came from - http://x.co/KTDA Dont say I never help anyone!
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Shagtag Edinburgh2/8/10Hi Kyle Bruce, It's the legendary Shagtag Valentine's Ball on Tuesday the 9th of Feb. This year's theme is a PINK PARTY, so get yourself along in a pink outfit for discounted entry! There'll be 'lurve' themed party capers and freebies! Drinks from £1 and £3 entry for students! (£5 others)
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Shagtag Edinburgh2/1/10Hi Kyle Bruce, Come and see us at Shagtag this Tuesday and let us know you're a Bebo friend to get 2-4-1 entry!!! Doors 10pm-3am Drinks from £1 Entry £3 (NUS) / £5 Others
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Shagtag Edinburgh1/19/10Hi Kyle Bruce TONIGHT // SHAGTAG @ Stereo Nightclub 10pm - 3am King Stables Road Edinburgh Quote that your Bebo friend For 2 - 4 - 1 Entry !!!
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Karma12/11/09Happy Christmas Kyle Bruce! Check out the Christmas line up at Karma! Christmas Eve - Massive UV Bubble Party Christmas Day - VK Ice Party & Santas VK Grotto Boxing Day - The Big Bash 3 Night tickets £20 inc £5 cash present on Christmas Day & Free Hogmanay ticket! Hogmanay - The Black & White Ball Hogmanay tickets £8 ADVANCE TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!! To stop receiving future posts please remove us as a friend
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Karma12/11/09Happy Christmas Kyle Bruce Christmas Eve - UV Bubble Party Christmas Day - VK Bash with Santa Boxing Day - The Hangover Party Christmas Eve, Christmas Day & Boxing Day 3 night ticket on sale now £20 AND you get a free ticket for Hogmanay AND £5.00 cash from us on Christmas Day as your present!!! Hogmanay, Black and White Ball, tickets £8.00 on sale now! To be removed from future comments please remove us as a friend
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Dj Ian McNab12/4/09
All 97 photo's from the Alex Kidd night have been uploaded....enjoy Also Live recording of my set on the night > http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N7NDW4RZ Next up>> Bang'ed Up have teamed up with Hostile to bring you a very special XMAS present! BANG'ED UP vs HOSTILE Thu 24th December Mallorca Lee / Mark Sherry - The two titans with an exclusive 2 hour set. Ian McNab vs Mark McVey Stuart Trainer Davie M vs Craig Leckie Tickets available from Ticket Scotland and 23rd Precinct 8 or 10 on the door. Drinks from 1.50 / Sexy santa / free present on entry / Xmas decor / Bang'ed Up dancers Are you going??? www.bangedup.tv Keep it banged Up If you dont want these updates please remove me as friend!AppLink:10509811667
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Dj Ian McNab12/3/09
Hi, Have you got the DJ Factor??? The Dj Factor starts this Sunday @ Byblos, Glasgow. All photo's of the dj's competing in the first two heats have been added to the site along with there music styles and where they come from. We have still got a few applications left so go online and apply. Applications will still be accepted up untill the end of next week. Tickets available from the dj's or pay in at the door. 6 <8pm till 1am> drinks from 1.50 All dj's must be at the club by 8pm for the heats starting at 9pm where 8 up and coming dj's will battle it out in 30 min sets to progress to round 2. For applications check out our site www.thedjfactor.co.uk AppLink:10509811667
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Shanagh Thomson Ya Radge
has skye took u food shoping yet ? what ya want 4 xmas ? wb give me some luv bruv
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Louise11/27/09
Aw thats gd take it u couldnt stay at hame anymore? lol mines is gettin that way lol! Actually iv already got facebook never on either tho lol! Iv got a meal the night with the parents & my bfs parents lol! So right now im gettin pisses trying 2 use 2 laptops at the same time lol! What bout u? x
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Hey! Im all good ta! What bout you? yeah i have but for some reason i cant get in touch with people any other way lol! So what you been doin with yourself? wbx
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Uber Girl11/23/09Hey Kyle Bruce Uber Girl took Scotland by storm in 2009 and in the process gave the Scottish modelling industry a much needed shake. Taking in over 2500 entries... the biggest amount of entries ANY modelling competition has ever taken in this country. Well now its all starting again. We will soon be taking applications but in the meantime, If you would like to register your interest in the 2010 Uber Girl Scotland competition please go to our website and register your details. Check out our video on our bebo site We will keep you posted on any news and updates. ALSO......
Watch this space for a MAJOR announcement coming soon from the creators of Uber Girl
Love Uber Girl x
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Shanagh Thomson Ya Radge10/28/09what time you going to skyes at ? wb.x
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Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile. Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rockℜtro Hits. Bangin\'? September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours. Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted! As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks. 2009-09-01 20:04:28
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