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Too Easy Mate
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- I am Down for Whatever
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- Sometimes I just like to steal things,you think you kno, but uve no idea!
W.E.M.
(if u dont get it,u obv dont play enuf polox!)
2007 Polocrosse World Cup:We eventually came 6th overall!
***Final team announced****
Ladies team:Avis,Shirley,Tara&Me
Mens team:Aiden,Seamas,Seb&James
-->>>>>Seeing as I won Slapper of the Year 06/07 people obviously forgot that I didnt kiss anybody4rm Irl in polox dis season<<<<<--.....hahahaha i like d way u say irl cause u sure did slut it up wit foreign ppl!!hahahah
Lovin@this Moment...
Winning U23 player in SA,My new jumping horse-Missi!My new Polox pony-Nugget!Zimbabwe polox players,My new Landrover,Our World Cup Team-legend,******kissing DANE BOWERS***** in Ldn,2nd B grade Nationals 2007,winning club championships 2007!!
Hating@this Moment...
Rain
RONA IS MY LIFE!
Eh dis is a tune
>>>>>>Im cheap to run!<<<<<<
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A well oiled SEX Y nursing machine!
- music
- sean paul, DJmark McCabe is my GOD, scooter, random knacker scum music always eases my pain-ya kno ur self bud-wah!Ah sure I do be lovin all types o' shit when Im buzzing off me 'ead, do ya kno wha I mean bud!!
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- Some mite say Showjumping, and they'd be rite again!but its polox all the way from now on&hunting on Fred!
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- Its easier to list what I dont drink: Gin, stout, sambuka, wine, tequil
a, and all beer except Miller - For prospective Nurses
- Nursing is a great career, it just has some drawbacks, much like other professions.Like what I hear you ask:1)Incontinence 2)Crazy Patients, 3)Rude Doctors who walk through you until they need you to take responsibility for their mess!
Good Points:1)Hot Interns!!!!...oh&I suppose making a difference to your patients physical&mental state is rewarding too!!!Oh and acting inappropriate all the time cus your doing nursing!Lick it now, lick it good...!!! - Summer gone by...2006
- Favourite part of this Summer was going to Texas&South Africa playing Polocrosse.
Best Memorys
eating the US ladies in the last test match, playing a 3 against the SouthAfricans, the hot guys, my girls(anna+tara)and not forgetting all the male nudity!Oh and the boozing, lets not forget about the boozing!Towing down to tournaments was a pleasure-espically when the only girl towing is the only person with a multi-sized wheelbrace(Niall, Richard!!!)N
ightduty was bitching, organising transport for horses in St Raphaels treatment room while trying to dodge my ward sister-good times!How can I leave out all my daughters!?!If Im forgetting anything , leave it as a comment!...Did u actually think I could talk about the Summer and forget to mention the biggest luder in the whole of polocrosse-Rona!!!Words fail me when it comes to describe rona-wait I do have a few-drunk, mess, angry oh and the best bloody goal judge this sport is EVER likely to see - Summer gone by...2007
- Well The World Cup was pretty big part of Summer!Gettin2play was amazing!!the partys were even better in Horse&Jockey, handsome Zimbabwe players even better&wen they randomly turn up5wks later in Irl seriously makes a Summer the BEST EVA!Gettin an AMAZING polox horsey-Nugget was a hi point2-the lamenesses not so much&Char nt lettin me sell her!Playin Limk with Ro as3&me1on Nuggs was lege!2nd hand smokin was an experience-affluence!!Tryin2 find Athlaca on Sat night in link!Precious&his dancing skills mesmerisd us all yr.Diarmuid"Julie ur dressd like a prostatute!"rona falls over in da street in Clonmel wit laughter!Actually gettin2play in Nats&coming2nd by beatin Htown was coolI, got2umpire ALOT dat wknd!Winning Club Championships was amazin cus eoin, doni&I beat Paul OL's team!Nugget wud make any1 luk gud@no.1 tho!Bein in Wex every2nd wknd was fun!Tara&Darly leavin4NZ wasnt gr8, but we'll c them@2011 W.C.!Char beating the socks off brooke lodge in dressage!
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How To Get A Girl
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs, they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say you better be, repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words fuck you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special, then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner, then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when shes cold... and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny, why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no its just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man, as I've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get0 Comments 309 weeks
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Boozing
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
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Ross O'Carrol's views on girls with horses...
Ross O'Carrol's views on girls with horses...
Fionn goes, “Take my advice Ross. Do not go there.” I’m like, “JP reckons she’s holding out for Ben Affleck,” and he goes, “it’s not that, Ross. She’s into horses.” I’m there, “And your point is?” And he’s like, “Take it from someone who’s pissing his way through first year psychology. I know what I’m talking about. No girl who’s into horses can ever truly love a goy.” I’m like, “Is that because of the size of their -” and he goes, “Ross, try to forget about your schlong for one minute, will you? Now think about all the girls we know who have horses. Alyson Berry. Amy Holden. Caoimhe Kelly.” I’m there, “I thought you told me to stop thinking about my schlong,” but he ignores me and goes, “Medb Long. Becky Cooper. Lindsay, Maggie Merriman. What have they all got in common?” I’m like, “I’ve been with them all,” and he goes, “apart from that?” I’m like, “Em, they’ve all got horses.” He goes, “and they’re focking wenches. Stuck-up. Moody. Selfish. Cold. Stubborn. Whatever. The very qualities you associate with horses. I’ll make this simple for you. Horses aren’t nice animals. They’re not loyal. They’re not friendly. And they don’t need human love. They want apples and carrots and if you don’t bring them, they go into a sulk.”
I’m like, “I’m missing Octopussy here, Fionn.” He goes, “Girls like Erica, they’ve been trying their whole lives to relate to these animals, to get love from them but they can’t. Erica knows that however much she feeds that animal, brushes him, cleans him, he’s never going to feel the same way about her as she does about him. The first love of her life was unrequited. And that’s focked her up. Goes for all girls whose minted daddy’s buy them ponies when they’re kids.”
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Gill Cotter11/20/10
I just scored $715 in four days doing simple things online! All thanks to - http://goo.gl/UhhGU trust me, you will be happy
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3/15/09
Anna O' Brien
just finished d dissertation printed n all, just have to get it bound, so im a happy camper, there will be a few mad nights this week id say.....tonight being the 1st-hopefully!! awe how was coppers, so sorry i never wished u happy birthday im an absolute disaster did u have a good 1?? jules havent touched my racket since nationals-seriously i think im a no hoper!! Dub at easter-very tempting!! id love to, hopefully il get to go if i dont have much study to do
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3/12/09
Anna O' Brien
hey girly, how was 92 on sat?? jules havent played polox in ages-i havent a ope, may have to leave te country to avoid the trials ha!! what date is it on?
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Trisha Moore2/19/09Ah ming the ball will go on, tell everybody not to be so tight!! The ball will go on!! it must!! Movin to Oz in 2 wks time the 2nd of March so lukin forward to that!! Ah yeah well hopefully there'll be more eligable men up there than there is down here!! Talkin of men ow ya gettin on with the other fella?? Polo-x was brill last wk-end even though I got smoked in every match I was playin 3 and it didn't really work out but oh well!! Lukin forward to this wk-end though coz I'm ridin Dutchess can't wait she's a dinger of a pony!! No news really can't wait for Oz, do u av any news for me?? XXxxxXXxxxXX P.S hopefully I'll av signal to ring u this wk-end for a chat!!
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Aaron Power2/18/09
ya the polo x hear is pretty deadly bout 7 teams r more in a grade not like 3 at home.....ahh nugget the beast...ya i scored shit dusin take long for news t spead dus it...got abby goin real nice den tara decided shed rob her last weekend so i had t ride clyde in his first game eva nd lets jus say i don hav t worry bout contraception ne more cas o him... nd nutins eva gona b as good as sandy julie u nearly dont deserve luv 4 sayin dat....i also hear ur now a fan o the ginge good on ya jules
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Niamh Maloney2/11/09look i know its been awhile but is using my boy name rele necessary?? no unfortunatley not..urself?xx
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2/1/09
Trisha Moore
WHAT there is goin to be a miny PAUL running aroun god wat is the world coming to!! Yeah heard bout that its fkin typicall the one year I cud go for it coz ya only need one horse where am I the other side of the fukin world ah kicking myself so I am!! Delighted u had a gud nite, did anything happen after with da other fella or was he an ass to ya all nite?? Roadhouse wat a film I take it u watched it in Karens Patrick Swayze wat a man!! Ah where and who did ya play polo-x?? Go Julie ya nurse ah I knew ya cud do it !! Oh I sheared my first sheep today it was pretty hard but it was pretty fun no pics though coz I forgot my camera !!
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1/28/09
Trisha Moore
Hello Minger ow are ya?? it was great talkin to ya the other nite soz that I cudn't talk longer I had little time and so many to talk to!! Well did anything happen after with you and himself?? Did you have a great nite was there any gossip any at all?? miss u a million xx
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1/13/09
Trisha Moore
Well Minger ow are ya ?!??! I'm fine lovin it over here so I am its brill!! Ah bless I knew it wud happen ha ha I love being right, well are ye txtin or anything?!?!? please fill me in on all the goss from Ireland missin ye all big time!! yeah heard bout those 2 mingers gettin sick ha ha!! Ah cool well I hope she jumps good for you!! Love the work load ur doin, what happened to patient nurse confidentiality (think thats how u spell it) i love surgeries there pretty cool!! OMG u'll never guess wat happened me this mornin, i'll start from the start: It was 8.30am and I was still in bed next minute Daryel brings in a dead Possum thing well I nearlly died and if that wasn't enough he threw a live yes he was a live frog in my room it jumped all over my clothes it was not funny!! Oh A's was amazing we won it was brill I surprised myself and didn't play to bad and I didn't die so I am happy!! Keep in touch miss u loads Trisha xxxxxxxxxxx
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1/12/09
Anna O' Brien
hey girl, i faced booked u too, keeping the 2 going, is becoming a bit of a joke!! wedding was fri, very good night actually, how was new years n all u christmas?? sorry i havent got back to ya before now, so broke, the phone hasnt got credit in about 2 months
im a disaster!
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Trisha Moore1/7/09
ANY GOSSIP from the New Years Eve Party !! Were u and a certain person being bold!!??!! Tell me all!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aaron Power1/3/09
did u seriously jus say replace sandy did ya not read the top of my profile..... i tout u new me better than that jules.... sum pretty good 1s here tho i love you nd I cry about u every night!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trisha Moore1/3/09
Ah yeah settlin in all right its amazing ova here u'd love it!! yeah I got pretty burnt but I put sun cream on there is nothin else I can do!! No I cudn't believe I wasn't able for the nightclub I was practically fallen asleep standin up but I'm fine now but I go to bed every night at around 9 the heat is killen me hopefully that will change soon!! well i've the first practice 2moro and the first touirnament nxt wk-end I think!! Ewe hate wrk so I do but u'll be finr too rite planty fresh doctors to cream urself ova u go girl!! defo keep me informed!! ah sadness I'm so gona miss da ball or will i will I be home no one knows?!?!?!?!?! Miss u a millionxxxxxxxxxx p.s any gossip from the New Years Party?!?!?!?!?
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Trisha Moore12/29/08
Hey All I’m in New Zealand!! Its brill but its raining but u wudn’t really mind that coz its really warm!! The flight was actually the longest thing I’ve ever sat through in my whole life!! The place where I’m stayin is amazing well for me anyway in the middle of no-where with loads of animals pigs nd all how exciteing !! Will be in touch when I sort out a phone and everything!! Love ye all will talk soon Trisha xxxx
heya good luck tomorrow!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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