THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

>1 why do we press harder on a remote control when we know
the batteries are flat?

>2 why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?

>3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

>4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

>5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

>6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

>7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a gun at him?

>8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

>9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

>10 What is the speed of darkness?

>11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal"
people At The Special Olympics?

>12 If you send some 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

>13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going
to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


>15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?

>16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it
only seem longer?

>17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit
suicide, is it a hostage situation?

>18 Can you cry under water?

>19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

>20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?

>21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

>22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?


>23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up, like, every two hours?


>24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

>25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

>26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the
room or Close the cubicle curtain while you change? .....
They're still going to see you naked anyway.

Wot does your name say about ..u<3?


K: You like to try new things
A: You have trouble trusting people
Y: you make every experience great
L: You always make other people smile when you smile
E: A Hottie
I: You Hate Liers
G: You are very friendly and understanding
H: You have a very good personality and good looks

J: Everyone loves you
O: You love foreplay
N: You're great in bed
E: A Hottie
S: People think you are so sexy

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