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John McLoughlin

John McLoughlin
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  • Last active: 7/13/09
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
In the words of the immortal Boyzone, "Im comin home now, been so long now, gonna get there somehow (prob by plane), shoop be doop bop ba
Music
What most people would consider pop muck, the stuff played in most clubs. Although with the help of others my tastes are expanding to include the "cooler' bands
Films
eclectic, a few of me fav films in new particular order. Fight Club, Waterworld, Batman Returns and Begins, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Liar Liar, Bourne Supremacy, Monsters Inc, JFK
Sports
Not fond of em at all. Although with cycling at least you can get somewhere.

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    • So Bad, They're Good. Almost!!!

      Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
      One turns to the other and says "dam"

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      Two peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted.

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      A jump-lead walks into a bar.
      The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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      A sandwich walks into a bar.
      The barman says, "Sorry - we don't serve food in here."

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      A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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      A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
      "A beer please, and one for the road."

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      Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
      The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.

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      Two cannibals are eating a clown.
      One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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      "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
      That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
      "Is it common?"
      "It's not unusual."

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      Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
      Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
      "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
      "It's true, no bull!"

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      A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
      The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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      Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
      One says, "I've lost my electron."
      The other says, "Are you sure?"
      The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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      Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before.

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      A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
      "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
      "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
      "No, because he's really heavy"

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      Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese and there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
      It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

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      I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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      I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
      And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."

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      My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
      He was pulled in by a strong currant.

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      A man walks into doctor's office.
      "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
      "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
      "Blimey!" says the doctor,"How do your trousers fit?"
      "Like a glove."

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      What do you call a fish with no eyes?
      A fsh

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      Two fish are in a tank One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

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    • Switcher Daddy

      Life is good, jaysus thats some long year in New Zealand haha, No finished up doin doors a couple of months ago dont need it anymore. What you workin at these days?

      7/30/09
    • Switcher Daddy

      Well Grimey, whats the craic

      7/13/09
    • Yvonne W
      Yvonne W

      yeah would love to go over for a year. would be brill but sure...melbourne is lovely did a few tours there.Did the great ocean road philip island.few places like that. no news here same old shit.. how you gettin on anyway....:)

      6/8/08
    • Sharon Scully
      Sharon Scully

      Hello there, how're ya doing??! Flight from Wellington was at 8 this morn, nasty! Really enjoyed it all even though they lost. Barry's got a job, 2 month contract in Devonport. Typical, I'd decided to hand in my notice and then he gets the call! Going to give it another few weeks anyways. Finally got my Oz tax back woohoo!

      6/8/08
    • Fiona Ryan
      luv Fiona Ryan

      Happy Birthday John Boy!! Seeing as my fabulous cake from last year is still on your whiteboard, I'm going to pass it off as this years cake! Enjoy your birthday!! When you coming home?

      6/4/08
    • Yvonne W
      Yvonne W

      Hey Johnny.How are you. Any news.Was over in melbourne and sydney last month. love it so much wanna go back. great fun. so how are you gettin on.

      5/11/08
    • Peter Heaney
      Peter Heaney

      Johnny, johnny, johnny whats the crack? Have you dropped off the face of the earth or what? How are tricks in the Antipodes?

      4/25/08
    • How Do You Do
      How Do You Do

      Hey there John, is anyone even using this bebo thing anymore? Hows things with you, any news to report?

      3/19/08
    • Antoinette Moran
      Antoinette Moran

      Johnny how the hell are you dude?? Hows life treating you? Tell all the Ellerslie crew to said hi!

      3/2/08
    • Dee Larkin
      luv Dee Larkin

      thanks for earlier. sent you bebo mail Dee

      3/1/08
    • Paulie

      ur on beo tho! d moon must b blue:L :L i wz jst goin t ask u bout d sister lst i heard she wz n fiji!!!! nd i dont tink her mobile wrks der:( so how u getin on n NZ? ny news 4 me? wen u cumin bac 4 a visit? oh nd hav u made urself a millionaire yet???

      1/30/08
    • Paulie

      good mornin is it anothe 1 of those blue moons??

      1/30/08
    • Sinead O'Loughlin
      Sinead O'Loughlin

      God bless that sallow skin of yours!! Not enough snow for snow ball fights in Dublin as yet but think I'll have better look in Scotland. I'm moving there for work primarily. I got a Job as an Assistant Psychologist in Glasgow. I'll be working in Mental Health and be involved in research as well as doing client work so it's perfect. I'm not moving over next month but think Tara will have left by then so won't be meeting her. A little birdy told me that you and drea have moved in together. That's great news. Hope you're enjoying co-habiting bliss :) Gotta go get myself ready for meeting Meave and Aran in town tonight. Just saw Aran on RTE 6 O'Clock news. They were doing a piece on tourism and he managed to get in there. Only in the country 2 weeks and he managed to make the news bloody impressive!!

      1/8/08
    • Sharon Scully
      Sharon Scully

      Hope your first day back went well! Yeah Paul pointed out that if I was home I'd be cold, work would be mental and I'd have to work overtime...so thats put it into perspective a bit! Got the ingredients for toffee shortcake (remember that from my 21st?!) so am quite excited bout making that!!!! Ah, a taste of home :L I will be working weekends, hopefully only 2 though, and maybe not both days and maybe only for a few hours. Fingers crossed! Have only bout 8 weeks left in Sydney!!!!!!!

      1/7/08
    • Sinead O'Loughlin
      Sinead O'Loughlin

      16 hours of sunshine :O You can't be complaining that's bloody amazing!! It was snowing here today and is bloody freezing. Moving to Scotland in Feb and that will prob be even colder. Dreaming of the Kiwi Summer!!

      1/4/08
    • Dee Larkin
      Dee Larkin

      happy new year hope u rang it in in style????????? my year to work with the dad the joy big new years kiss cross the web xxxxx

      1/2/08
    • Sharon Scully
      Sharon Scully

      Yaay a reply!!!!! :) Brave is right!!!! Hope you enjoyed it anyways, and didn't scare them too much :L Had a great Christmas alright...got to eat turkey!!! Couple of sniffles Christmas day after talking to home, but there was so much going on and such good craic it wasn't too bad! Mag arranged for chocolates to be delivered to me so I wouldn't miss out on that, aw! Think it'll nearly be worse being away for my birthday....though seeing as I was working the last two and they were on a sat and a sun it has to be an improvement on that!!! 25, aagh!!!

      1/2/08