Well after passing my Driving test iv started to play the driving game.

Currently i have 150 points thats from a little black bird (10 points), 3 pheasant (60 points cause its bigger), 3 rabbits (30 points) and a bump with a moterbike (50 points).

The scoring as follows:-

Animal Small : 10 points
Medium : 20 points
Big i.e. a Cow : 100 points

Anything on a zebra crossing : 400 points
Anything moving faster than 30 mph : 600 points - not motorcars

People -

Children : 150 points cause they can run like shit
Teenagers : 100 points , stoned add 50 points
Adults : 50 points but there are exceptions

Pregent women : 1000 points
Running/Cycleing : 500 points
Nuns : 5000 points
Pregent Nun : 10000 points
Pregent Nun on a Zebra crossing : Instant WIN WIN WIN

Cars -

Totaled: 1500 points
Scratch: 600 points
Bump: 50 points

Houses: Another insten WIN !!!!
Boats: 3000 points - i mean how the fuck

Mics-

Bridge: 200 points
School: 1000 points + 200 points for each child

P.S.
Add 100 points for driving on the wrong side


Winner gets a choice of upto 100,000 quid fine or Life in Jail you choice, ok well a judge choices.

Have fun playing

Well i need to catch up quickly as Cooks already on 1000 points, i think he got a Scooter and and a Man on a Zebra crossing, dam you Cook.







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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr Nozser
Birthday: 9/12/88 or im pubs 9/12/87 (hehe im cleva)
Birthplace: Shewsbury
Current Location: Market Drayton
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blone - hitler would love me
Height: 5, 10/12
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite but i something use my left as a change sos wat was the q
Your Heritage: enlgish all the way !!!!1
The Shoes You Wore Today: the only pair i have my vans
Your Weakness: people
Your Fears: people again
Your Perfect Pizza: yum people this is now an ld joke so i will stop it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sex
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. i hate it when people say that
Thoughts First Waking Up: dam its early 6:30 am
Your Best Physical Feature: hair as it covers my whole body
Your Bedtime: bout 6am on a skool nite
Your Most Missed Memory: skool i wish it would have burnt down
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi the real thing
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King the king of burgers
Single or Group Dates: signle
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: now thats hard as a coffee lover i would say Cappuccino then a coffe after :0
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yes lol
Do you Sing: yes i got a a record contract
Do you Shower Daily: every day are you mad yes then
Have you Been in Love: nearly
Do you want to go to College: i am in collage dum quiz
Do you want to get Married: ya
Do you belive in yourself: ya (1 sec i goin to look i a mirror)
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i would say 6/9 yes 2/5 no
Are you a Health Freak: oh god no
Do you get along with your Parents: NO I H8 THEN ALL
Do you like Thunderstorms: ya they fun when they kill cows n stuff
Do you play an Instrument: ya drums bass guitar and da bottle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yes now i got a beer in my hand
In the past month have you Smoked: only weed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: /.. read above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wat !!!! no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no - mabi - yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ya a bottle of drink otha day
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: havin a threesome
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: younger lol
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/brown
Favourite Hair Color: blone/brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: yes plz
Weight: 10-80 kg
Best Clothing Style: trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5/6
Number of CDs I own: none all mp3 off www.mininova.org lol
Number of Piercings: had 1 ear thing got rid of it
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: millions i like last weeks lottery

Well after passing my Driving test iv started to play the driving game.

Currently i have 30 points thats from a little black bird (10 points) and a pheasant (20 points cause its big)

The scoring goes:

Animal Small : 10 points
Medium : 20 points
Big ie a Cow : 100 points

Anything on a zebra crossing : 400 points
Anything moving faster than 30 mph : 600 points

People : Children : 150 points cause they can run fast
Teenagers : 100 points
Adults : 50 points but there are exceptions

Pregent women : 1000 points
Running/Cycleing : 500 points
Nuns : 5000 points
Pregent Nun : 10000 points
Pregent Nun on a Zebra crossing : Instant WIN WIN WIN

Winner gets a choice of upto 100,000 quid fine or Life in Jail you choice

Have fun playing

Well i need to catch up quickly as Cooks already on 1000 points, i think he got a Scooter and and a Man on a Zebra crossing, dam you Cook.







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