yes... no.... maybee.... sumtimes!! or wateverrr

Ugly? :
Quiet? :
Loud? :
Shy? :
Weird? :
Selfish? :
Crazy?:
Hot?:
Cute?:
Pretty?:
Sexy? :
Nice? :
Mean?
Immature? :
Rude? :
Cool? :
Brat? :
Stupid? :
Caring? :
Mature? :
A friend? :
More than a friend? :
Talkative? :
Boring? :
Beautiful? :
Smart? :
A flirt? :
Fun to hang out with? :
A psycho? :
Athletic? :
Confusing? :
Sweet? :
Mood swings? :
Attractive? :
Annoying? :
Funny? :
Hyper? :
Laid back? :
Perfect?

The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"


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[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]

Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! SOU is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, STEPHANIE . So everyone, please put your hands together for SOU!

[The crowd whoops and hollers]

Jerry: Okay, now SOU you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

You: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other person's name?

You: GUITAR.

[The crowd squeals with delight]

Jerry: Okay, okay, well GUITAR, is actually here tonight ...

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you SOU, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... MOANA!

You: What the HELL!!!

[Out of nowhere you pull out a KNIFE. MOANA reaches for the BED. Out of the shadows MICHELLE appears]

MICHELLE : Wait everybody, wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here MOANA.

MOANA: Because I saw SOU and MICHELLE making out at EB GAMES!

[The crowd goes absolutely insane]

MICHELLE : That's a lie! I was home watching FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILD!

Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem MOANA?

MOANA: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with STEPHANIE who has recently become engaged to MICHELLE .

[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring STEPHANIE out here because SOU had something that they needed to tell them anyway about ... GUITAR that's right!

STEPHANIE : [enters onto stage and saunters over towards you] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with GUITAR! You know how I feel about GUITAR!

MICHELLE : [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with GUITAR!

STEPHANIE : Because I knew that I could never have GUITAR. But SOU promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

MICHELLE : What about respect for my feelings!

[MOANA walks suddenly across the stage, embracing STEPHANIE ]

MOANA: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

[Again the crowd squeals]

MICHELLE : Oh my God! Are you sick!?

[MICHELLE runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly]

MICHELLE : SOU take me away from all of this!

You: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...

[The crowd does its bit]

MICHELLE : Married?

[You nod]

MICHELLE : Who the hell are you married to? When .. when did this happen? I don't understand!

You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to GUITAR.

STEPHANIE : [screaming] WHAT!!!

Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an enquiry] So ... did you have a nice wedding night?

GUITAR: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 1000 times if that's what you mean.

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight .. SOU is married to GUITAR who STEPHANIE has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now STEPHANIE has recently become engaged to MICHELLE who was recently spotted kissing SOU in EB GAMES. Now on top of this, MOANA has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with STEPHANIE .

GUITAR: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves ... and each other.

[Cue cheesy background music and fade to bl

Name: Souvenir
Birthday: 23o191
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Male or Female: female
Occupation: Highschool student. (:

_APPEARANCE
Hair Color: Browne
Hair Length: pretty short just layed front and sexii back XD
Eye Colour: Dark browne - medium tone.
Height: i63 i fink cm
Braces: Nope
Glasses: Nope
Piercing: 2 -.-
Tattoos: Maybi of sum1special ( guitar)
Righty or Lefty: Righty (:

_FAVOURITES
Artist: Jpop, hip pop, house , teckno
Color: baby bue
Friend: loner dude =D jokie
Sweets: anything with highsugar. =D
Sport to play: anyfink is fine
Restaurant: ... ?
Animal: I have baby rottie boi
Shoes: Thongs 24/7

_CURRENTLY
Feeling: hungry
Single or Taken? Goin solo bitches lol
Have a crush: NO! 0_o
Eating: nuthin atm
Drinking: water
Typing: this blog
Online? online =D
Thinking About: bout guitar how to go formal with him lmao
Watching: myself type. XD
Wearing: ma sleepin cloth ( shorts , singlet rip top lmao)

_FUTURE
Want kids? no
Want to be married? haven't decided but it prolli be no .....
Careers in mind: psychologist
Where do you want to live: at home?
Car: honda s2000 XD

_OPPISITE SEX
Hair Colour: blonde, brown
Eye Colour: any
Cute or Sexy: Both. =D
Lips or Eyes: both (;
Hugs or Kisses: both (;
Short or Tall: not shorte than me and not too tall cos i can't reach them unless i break they leg. xD
Easy Going or Serious: easy going
Romantic or Spontaneous: what is spontaneous mean? not so mooshy xD
Sensitive or Loud: any or both
Hook Up or Relationship: abit of both. rofl

_EVER..
Kissed A Stranger: yes alot times
Drugs: tic tac and errr thats all ! :x
Smoked: nope and tried it before wen i was 4year old chok maself =[
Ran away from home: never and never will
Broke a bone: Nope. xD
Got an X-ray: I don;t know .. "
Cried when someone died: not yet


FILL THIS OUT ^O^
I _____ Sou
Sou is _____
Sou ______
I want to _____ Sou
Sou can ______
Someday Sou will _______
Sou reminds me of _______
Without Sou, _________
Sou can be _______
Sou is always _______
Worst thing about Sou is ________
Best thing about Sou is ________
I think Sou should _________
Right now, I bet xi is thinking about _______
Sou makes me want to _______
Sou probably tastes like ________
If I could spend the day with Sou, I'd ____________
I'd ______ for Sou
Sou is made of _________
Sou is the _________
If I could be Sou for a day, I'd ______
I want to give Sou a ________
The song _____ by _____ reminds me of Sou
If i could set Sou up with someone it'd be ________