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Billy Morris
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"Computer Games don`t affect kids. If Pacman affected us as kids, we`d all be running around a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
Season ticket holder of the (not so) mighty Dees (c'mon Jocky) for my sins, love watching and playing football, music and going out.
When I'm not doing all that you can usually find me playing football (badly).
Forthcoming nights;
EPIC v ELECTRODE @ Waterfront, Arbroath.
DJs - Kev Taylor, Billy Morris, Sco77 & Dan Vega.
Fri 5th Feb 2010.
HARRI & DOMENIC @ Reading Rooms, Dundee.
Pre-party @ Kokomo Bar from 9pm with Billy Morris & Darren Jones.
Fri 26th Feb 2010.
INTOXICATED @ The Cooler, Dundee.
DJs Billy Morris & Claire Mitchell plus others tbc.
Sat 27th Feb 2010.
- Music
- TITP, manics, snow patrol, chili peppers, hard fi, kaisers, zutons, house, trance, electro, techno, ting tings, PSBs, the enemy.
- Films
- full metal jacket, borat, king pin, the departed
- Sports
- the mighty Dees and the reds of Liverpool
- Scared Of
- ghost trains, the party finishing, work on monday, growing up, going grey (too late)
- Happiest When
- playing with Owen and family, partying and talking pish, playing music, watching the footy in a pub
- Dislikes
- people who support out of town football teams (my team is cack but at least its MY HOME TOWN TEAM!), Vanessa Feltz, veiny legs, Wiggers, yoghurt pot tops, inadequate hand driers, spoofers, hangovers, forky-tailies, DABs, Murder She Wrote, BO, tomatoes (fruit of the devil), American wrestling, Poirot, Dog's wife, smokers
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Scottish Pick-up Lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me awa.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.
3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in.
4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.
6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in yerhole.
7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
Man - 'Fat Penguin!' woman - 'WHAT?' man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.
10) I canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went intae this cheap motel room.
11) Yur puss reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it ma nuts pure tighten up.
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Richard Tich Martin3/17/10Skin forevent just made.
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Wildcat Dancerz2/26/10
Hiyaa Why not get the Wildcat Dancerz for your events - and DJ Sets
We're sure to make the crowd ROAR!!
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Jane C2/8/10hey Billy, how are you? How was Friday? Would'v been there but couldn't get bb sitter
maybe next time x
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Clubvektor2/4/10Hey Billy Morris THIS WEEKEND FRIDAY 5TH FEBRUARY 2010 The Village Idiots present INFEXIOUS @ Soul Nightclub, Seagate, Dundee 21:30 - 03:30 DUTCH MASTER (NL) ROB DA RHYTHM BEN-C & CAMMY MISS MITCHELL ANDY HELL VEKTOR DJs Visuals by: ANARCHY XL --------- Tickets Only £10 Outlets: Manifesto (Dundee & Kirkaldy) Grouchos (Dundee) Concorde (Perth) + www.idiotbus.co.uk Click the link below to add our bebo skin: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Prev...
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Rhumba Club 19th Birthday Party Saturday 20th March With Simian Mobile Disco DJ Set And Justin Robertson @ FatSam LiVe 'Dundee' www.ticketmaster.co.uk Hope See You There.
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Scott Montgomery
Arite bud no I,ll no make it on the 5th it my grans 90th that night and we havin a party for her
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sayin billy? you seen epic vs electrode page? made you and kev mods!!! make sure you click invite and get abdy onit init!! LOL scott
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Derek Mccusker
its going well mate on again the morn.think we have a v electrobe in march .yeah get kev or you text me wen bus sorted mate
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Miss Mitchell
Gonna go under the profile photo i made u a mod on and invite all ur friends for me Please? x
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1/19/10 via Mobile
Miss Mitchell
we said the 27th but think i might need 2 change that? don't even think i will be in Dundee. will get Bk 2 u! sat there was bra u c photo's? x
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