one day as i travelled to cape cod to by some fish, a ninja jumped out and started attacking me, but i wiped out a bucket i always carried just in case the world flooded, so i could throw the water out, anyway, the ninja then disappeared, so i continued to the fish market, bought some fish then left, just then chuck norris jumped out and asked nicely if he could eat the fish, i said yes as i knew if i said know, chuck norris would stare at me untill i exploded, he continued to eat the fish, he ended up smelling fish, he then whispered to me, telling me the ultimate secret, when a woman is with in 10 miles of chuck norris, their hormones go crazzy, and for a joke, when chuck norris has eaten fish, it confuses their hormones, making them smell, well slightly fishy.

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